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Pyramid Eye Infant Creeper

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Pyramid Eye Infant Creeper

Protect your infant from NWO kidnappings and brainwashings with this camouflaging t-shirt. They'll think the little tike's already in league with them and leave him be.

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Product Number: 030-509823470
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Product Information
Standard Fit
Not too tight, not too loose.
Fabric Thickness:
  • These short-sleeve baby bodysuits are 100% combed ringspun cotton jersey for your baby’s comfort. The reinforced three snap closure makes diaper changing a breeze
  • Romper designs are professionally printed. Your unique design will make someone smile with funny, cute, vintage, or expressive artwork
  • Make this newborn creeper the perfect gift for mom-to-be, Mother’s Day, baby shower, baby birthday, and Christmas
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low for easy and convenient care

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