The ZPi Omni-Shop is your one-stop source for all consumer goods available from Zapato Productions intradimensional.

To your left you will find a list of subsections overflowing with t-shirts, mugs, and other assorted bric-à-brac that will allow you to extend your enjoyment of Lyle Zapato's paranoid world-view beyond the Internet and into the so-called "real world", where you can confuse and bewilder the orthonoids.