“Products for the Discerning Paranoid
& Curious Orthonoid”

ZPi Omni·Shop

ZPi Catalog

Tree Octopus
General Paranoia

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The ZPi Omni-Shop is your one-stop source for all consumer goods available from Zapato Productions intradimensional.

To your left you will find a list of subsections overflowing with t-shirts, mugs, and other assorted bric-à-brac that will allow you to extend your enjoyment of Lyle Zapato's paranoid world-view beyond the Internet and into the so-called "real world", where you can confuse and bewilder the orthonoids.

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