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Too Close

Too Close
if you can read this, you are too close...

O.B.D.

O.B.D.
Do you have OBD, not OCD? Obsessive Bitch Disorder? A fun attitude shirt for those with truly compulsive bitch attitude!

Road Less Traveled

Road Less Traveled
Did you know there is a reason that that road is less traveled by? A little attitude in honor of poet Robert Frost.

Bitch New Black

Bitch New Black
Did you know Bitch is the new black? fashion attitude, what can you say?

B-Negative

B-Negative
Pessimists blood type is always B negative. A humor design especially for those in the medical field.

Unlimited Power

Unlimited Power
All you want is a warm bed, a kind word and of course unlimited power, doesn't everybody??? A fun attitude design for those with omnipotent power on the mind...

Change

Change
Change is inevitable except maybe from a vending machine... A fun attitude design for the sarcastic at heart!

Peace and Quiet

Peace and Quiet
make some noise if you like peace and quiet! a funny attitude design for the humorous at heart!

Perfection

Perfection
Why fear perfection, you will never reach it, at least that is what Salvador Dali said...

Nothing

Nothing
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. A fun attitude design for those with a great sense of humor.

Except Temptation

Except Temptation
You should resist everything except temptation...

IQ Test Negative

IQ Test Negative
i took an IQ test and the results came back negative...

Now Perfect

Now Perfect
I use to be conceited, but now I'm perfect.

Sole Purpose

Sole Purpose
Your sole purpose in life might just be as to serve as a warning to others.

Cause Cancer

Cause Cancer
Life has been known to cause cancer.

I'm a Keeper

I'm a Keeper
I'm a Keeper, at least that is what my mom told me...

Easily Amused

Easily Amused
Easily amused, and hard to please. Fun design for the smart ass types out there!

Forgive Enemies

Forgive Enemies
Forgive your enemies, nothing will annoy them more!

Fake Honesty

Fake Honesty
The trick is, if you can fake being honest, you have got it made!

Deja Moo

Deja Moo
Have you ever experienced deja moo, the feeling that you have heard this bull before?

Work Over-Rated

Work Over-Rated
You know this whole working for a living is over-rated.

Worship Me

Worship Me
things would go a lot more smoothly if you would just worship me.

Rich

Rich
How do you like your men and chocolate? Rich?

Child-proof

Child-proof
do you keep child-proofing your home, but they little buggers keep finding a way in?

Work is Done

Work is Done
Chaos, Panic, Pandemonium my work here is done!

Strangers Candy

Strangers Candy
Everyone knows that strangers have the best candy!

Not a Lie

Not a Lie
It isn't a lie if you have convinced yourself it is true. just remember that!

Done Lately?

Done Lately?
What have you done for me lately?

Super Poke

Super Poke
Facebook addicts? SuperPoke fiends? MySpace Application crazed poke people? I got your super poke right here!

Make Love, Not Babies

Make Love, Not Babies
Make Love, Not Babies. Have the fun and happiness without all the responsibility! Do it, but do it smart!

Gravity is A Drag

Gravity is A Drag
Gravity Dragging you down? No worries there is always plastic surgery or total self acceptance. The latter is less expensive...

Gravity Get Down

Gravity Get Down
Don't let gravity get you down! The pleasures of aging. Thinning hair, more hair in unwanted places, wrinkles, drooping. But don't let it get you Down!

iShirt

iShirt
Are you a iPod or iMac geek? Come get your iShirt to spor around Mac Daddy style while you love all things Apple!

True Dat

True Dat
Yo, Yo. Rap it out when you see da truth. Have fun with this hip hop saying.

Been There Done That

Been There Done That
Have you "Been There Done That" well now you can get the t-shirt... a nice twist on an old saying.

No Angel

No Angel
I am no angel, but i have wings... are you just a bit naughty? that's okay, we still love you...

Bad Bitch?

Bad Bitch?
Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch? your answer will determine if i steal your rude slippers...

Multi-Grasping

Multi-Grasping
Sometimes in life when things get just a little too hectic, you start multi-grasping not multi-tasking.

People With Potential

People With Potential
People with Potential are just assholes full of shit. We all know what we are talking about. A philosophical view boiled down to the essence of the problem with human potential.

Spare a Square

Spare a Square
from sienfeld's classic television episode.. can you spare a square? you don't have a square to spare?

It's Really Me

It's Really Me
Are you a local celebrity? Would you like to be a star? It is all about attitude. This is the design for the jokester and the social ladder.

How's my Walking?

How's my Walking?
How is my Walking? Well, I don't care! A humorous design for the jokesters out there playing on the how is my driving bumper stickers.

Inner Child Honor Student

Inner Child Honor Student
Is your inner child an honor student? from the school of life? A fun design for the jokester out there in touch with their inner self.

Studies Show

Studies Show
Studies show that stating studies show will increase your odds of winning an argument. Great gift and design for debaters and statisticians out there.

I'm Full of It

I'm Full of It
are you full of it?

Know Everything

Know Everything
You don't know everything but you sure will act like you do. A great attitude saying for the humorous at heart!

Life Swapping

Life Swapping
you heard of wife swapping... now try life swapping!

Say ****

Say ****
Don't you have a hard time with people that can't say curse words? well, warn others, well, uh, cautiously...

Mi Caca es Su Caca

Mi Caca es Su Caca
My Shit is your Shit. So make yourself at home...

iKnow

iKnow
Do you know? or do you just want everyone to think you know? This fun logo goes great with your apple computer, imac or ipod!

iBitch

iBitch
Are you a bitch? Great! Let it be heard far and wide you are the prototype iBitch! Awesome compliment to your apple computer, imac or ipod!

Inner Child Beats Yours

Inner Child Beats Yours
Tired of those bumpers stickers celebrating other peoples children? Then celebrate your own inner child with this fun saying!

Shocking, but True

Shocking, but True
Are you shocking, but true? Here is the shirt or saying for you! Great attitude gift or give to yourself to bring some humor into your life!

Cheap Deals

Cheap Deals
Don't you love the brown label? Cheap, easy, and you know what it is telling you!

Take a Number

Take a Number
Frustrated with all the attitude and drama? Tell them to take a number!

Yield to Me

Yield to Me
Yield to me! When you want to show someone your jedi power over them.

Confusion Say

Confusion Say
Our new proverb from "confusion".

UberBitch

UberBitch
Hey UberGeeks Let everyone know how super uber geek bitch you are!

Genius in Lazy Boy

Genius in Lazy Boy
Each of us has their own talents and expertise...

Genius at Beach

Genius at Beach
Each of us has their own talents and expertise...let us honor this.

Real Person

Real Person
It seems we are only real if we can be fake on Television anymore! So I will just play a real person on TV.

Voted Off

Voted Off
Reality TV Show Survivor left us with one great idea... to vote someone off the island. So who do you vote for?

Celebrity Diet

Celebrity Diet
With the Celebrity Dieters out there you wonder if they aren't trying to dress up as a skeleton for Halloween everyday!

What a coincidence!

What a coincidence!
I show you my middle finger if you show me yours!

All about Me

All about Me
As a matter of fact, it is all about you!

Push My Button

Push My Button
Well, unless you want to mess with the fire...

I'm Armed

I'm Armed
Show everyone that you are not to be messed with because you have arms!

Extended Network 2

Extended Network 2
So while on MySpace.com. I realized everyone is in my extended network. And if they aren't, who are they?

Extended Network

Extended Network
Well, eventually we will all be in each other's extended network...I guess maybe we already are...

Your Crap

Your Crap
We all don't need to take on others drama, let them know...

I'm Married?

I'm Married?
For you Married couples out there, I think you will probably get this one. Marriage explains a lot about our lives...

Suggestions Go Here

Suggestions Go Here
We have special place for our smart ass suggestions from people who think they know better. Get this humorous design to let others know where their crap goes.

Random Guy/Girl

Random Guy/Girl
Don't you ever feel like that some random person on the street, club, or bar? Well, now you have the proof!

Not Easy Being Cute

Came To Earth

Question Everything!

Question Everything!
We believe that you should question everything. Even why you should question everything. Is that right?

Said I Was Sorry

Said I Was Sorry
Sometimes sorry just isn't enough apparently...and then shots are fired. Bullets are flying. You know the usual.

tIeam  Player

tIeam Player
I am a tIeam player. There are alternate spellings for a lot of words, here is an example...

Buck Stops Here

Buck Stops Here
Hey the buck has got to stop somewhere.

Illegal Holidays?

Illegal Holidays?
So why do they call it a "Legal" Holiday, are there illegal ones?

Non Loading Zone

Non Loading Zone
Some people think your shoulders and ears are theirs, well, this tells them different.

Not a Door Mat

Not a Door Mat
Let everyone know where you STAND.

Pain in the *

Pain in the *
This is for those of you that are a Pain in the *
or the pain in the * that you love!

Smart Ass I Look

Smart Ass I Look
For the Smart Ass you are or in your life...




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