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Sayings and Quips: 36

Motherhood and apple pie

Music has power to soothe the savage beast

Mouth and remove all doubt

Music to my ears

Move heaven and earth

Moveable feast

Movers and shakers

Must I live my days in these concrete ways

Moving experience

My bad

Moving the goalposts

My better half

Much ado about nothing

My blood froze

Much of a muchness

My child was trustee of the month at elmwood

Muddy the water

My cup runneth over

Multitude of sins

My dogs are barkin

Mumbo jumbo

My dress rehearsal

Mums the word

My father did not raise any idiots

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast

My friend has kleptomania but when it gets bad he

My giddy aunt

My grandmothers favorite saying

My hair was on end

My hat is off to you

My head is swimming

My head that far up your ass

My heart bleeds for you

My heart sank

My heart sings

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a g

My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom

My husband and I divorced over religious

My husband and i

My intention was good

My karma ran over your dogma

My kid had sex with your honor student

My lips are sealed

My little black book

My mids turned a classroom into a zoo

My mind is like a steel trap rusty and illegal i

My mind works like lightning comes in flashes

My minds eye

My name is legion

My name is mud

My nerves are shot

My old china

My old dutch

My other vehicle is a romulan warbird

My own pants

My salad days

My shit does not stink

My software never has bugs It just develops random

My stomach is tied up in knots

My weight is perfect for my height which varies

My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat

Nail on board is not good as screw on bench

Nail your colours to the mast

Naked as a jaybird

Naked truth

Namby pamby

Name and shame

Name that tune

Name your poison

Nary a word was spoken

Nasty brutish and short

Naturally leave it

Natures first green is gold

Nautical phrases

Near and dear to my heart

Neat as a pin

Necessity is the mother of invention

Needle in a haystack

Needless to say

Neither a borrower nor a lender be

Neither fish nor flesh nor good red herring

Neither fish nor fowl

Neither here nor there

Neither hide nor hair

Neither rhyme nor reason

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs

Nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof

Nervous as a long tailed cat in a living room full

Nervous as a fox in a forest fire

Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of roc

Nervous as a shrew

Nervous as a whore in church

Nest egg

Never buy a car you can not push

Never call a man a fool Borrow from him

Never challenge a skunk to a pissing duel

Never cease to be amused

Never criticize your wifes faults

Never darken my door again

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker

Never eat yellow snow

Never ever make absolute unconditional statements

Never get into fights with ugly people they have n

Never give a sucker an even break

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Never go to bed angry stay awake and plot your rev

Never hit a man with glasses Hit him with a baseba

Never hurts to try

Never in a month of sundays

Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a

Never knowingly undersold

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from do

Never look a gift horse in the mouth

Never look back

Never never land

Never pet a burning dog

Never place anything bigger in your ear than your

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today

Never raise hands to angry child it leave groin ex


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