Sayings and Quips: 35

May the wind be at your back

May you be a half hour in heaven before the devil

Men are idiots and I married their king

May you live in interesting times

Men have mediocrity thrust upon them

Maybe something will jog your memory

Men in suits

Maybe this world is another planets hell

Mean as a snake

Mental backup in progress   do not disturb

Meandering to a different drummer

Mental floss prevents moral decay

Meaner than a striped snake

Met everybody

Measure twice Cut once

Methinks she doth protest too much

Meat and drink to me

Mi casa es su casa

Meat and drink

Midas touch

Meat and two veg

Middle of the roadd

Media circus

Midnight is where the day begins

Medicine

Might and main

Mediocrity thrives on standardization

Might as well can not dance

Meet your waterloo

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow

Mellow like a fine bottle of wine

Mile high club

Mellow out man

Miles late to meetings

Mellow out

Memory like an elephant

Milk of human kindness

Men are from earth Women are from earth Deal with

Milk white skin

Milk white

Milktoast

Minced oaths

Mind like a sieve

Mind like a steel trap

Mind over matter

Mind the gap

Mind your manners

Mind your own business

Mine of information

Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows

Misery loves company

Misquoted then used against you

Missed by a hair

Missed the boat

Mistake when you make it again

Mixed reviews

Moaning minnie

Modern house without toilet uncanny

Moment of glory

Moments respite

Monarch of all he surveys

Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of you

Monday morning quarterbackk

Monday morning quarterback

Mondegreens

Money burns a hole in his pocket

Money can not buy happiness

Money can not buy you love

Money does not grow on trees

Money is not everything but it sure keeps the kids

Money is not everything but it sure keeps the kids

Money is the root of all evil and man needs roots

Money is the root of all evil

Money is the root of all wealth

Money makes the world go round

Money should be utilized as a tool You just gotta

Money talks an bullshit walks

Money talks bull shit walks

Money talks but all mine ever says is goodbye

Money talks

Monkey around

Monkey see monkey do

Monkey suit

Montana At least our cows are sane

New Section

Month of sundays

Months a year

Moon over a boyfriend

Moral victory

Morals of an alley cat and scruples of a snake

Morbid obesity

More cliches than you can shake a stick at

More confused than a woodpecker in a concrete fore

More degrees than a kitchen stove

More fool you

More fun than a barrel of monkeys

More fun than a tooth ache

More here than meets the eye

More honored in the breach than in the observance

More honoured in the breach than in the observance

More in sorrow than in anger

More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full

More nervous than a whore in church

More noisy than two skeletons making love on a tin

More powerful than a locomotive

More sinned against than sinning

More than I bargained for

More than one way to skin a cat

More than you can shake a stick at

More than you could shake a stick at

More thrust then a nitro powered weed wacker

Morning The sky must get awfully crowded

Morning person

Most nudists are people you do not want to see nak

Most of the mountains we have in life are ones we

Most people are not happy unless they are complain

Most people do not act stupid   it is the real thi

Most people dont even know why they feel they have

Mother told me to be good but she is been wrong be



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