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Sayings and Quips: 11

Cock sure

Cold as a witches teat

Confucius say too damn much

Confucius says

Conserve toilet paper use both sides

Corn fed hick

Crime does not pay Does that mean my job is a crim

Cloudless sky

Clutch shot to win the game

Coarse and violent nudity Occasional language

Cock a snook

Cock and bull story

Cock of the walk

Cockney rhyming slang

Cogito ergo sum

Cold as a witches heart

Cold as a witches tit

Cold as an eskimos ass

Cold as blue blazes

Cold as ice

Cold comfort

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table

Cold feet

Cold hands warm heart

Cold shoulder

Cold turkey

Colder than a bad girls heart

Colder than a midwestern Minnesota welldiggers giz

Colder than a well diggers ass

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra

Colder than a witches toe

Colder than an well diggers butt in alaska

Colour up

Come a cropper

Come again

Come crawling back to me

Come hell or high water

Come on down

Come on like gangbusters

Come up for air

Come up short

Come up trumps

Come what come may

Comes to the same thing

Coming apart at the seams

Coming in on a wing and a prayer

Coming out of the closet

Communist conspiracy

Comparing apples to oranges

Comparisons are odious

Compassion fatigue

Computers are useless They can only give you answe

Computers can do things really fast like get you a

Concern should drive us into action and not into d

Concerned residents

Conclusion the place where you got tired of thinki

Confession is good for the soul but bad for your c

Confucius say those who quote me are fools

Conniption fit

Consciousness that annoying time between naps

Considered a hostage situation

Conspicuous by his absence

Conspiracy of silence

Constantly bothered by bees

Consummation devoutly to be wished

Contemplate my navel

Contents may have settled out of court

Cool as a cucumber

Cool your jets

Cooler than the other side of the pillow

Cop a feel

Cop a plea

Cop an attitude

Copper bottomed

Cor blimey

Corporals guard

Correct me if I am wrong

Cost an arm and a leg

Costs a pretty penny

Cottage by the lake

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer

Could it be that I do is the longest sentence

Could not get to first base

Count that votes

Count your blessings

Countenance more in sorrow than in anger

Counting his money like an old miser

Counting my chickens before they hatch

Counting sheep

Counting the days

Counting the ways

Countless hours

Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak

Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow

Cover a bet

Cover me I am changing lanes

Cover your backside

Cover your tracks

Crack the code

Cradled in the lap of luxury

Crafty as a fox

Crammed in like sardines

Crazier than Joe cunts cat

Crazier than a crap house rat

Crazier than a shit house rat

Crazy as a bed bug

Crazy as a coot

Crazy as a loon

Crazy as a march hare

Crazy feeling nuts

Crazy in love

Crazy like a fox

Creature comfort

Creme de la creme

Cried all the way to the bank

Crime in the street

Criminal lawyer is a redundancy

Criminal lawyer is a redundant phrase


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