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Sayings and Quips: 13

Divide and conquer

Do not be a party pooper

Do not drink and drive you might hit a bump and sp

Do not go to bed angry Stay up and plot your reven

Dirtier than a ditch digger

Dirtier than a farmers clod hoppers

Disappeared in a puff of smoke

Disappeared into thin air

Disappeared off the face of the earth

Discretion is the better part of valor

Discuss people

Dish fit for the gods

Distance lends enchantment

Distance makes the heart grow fonder

Do I have amnesia I have forgotten

Do I look like I was born yesterday

Do a bad turn

Do a good turn

Do an about face

Do as I say not as I do

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites

Do not air your dirty linens in public

Do not argue with a fool The spectators can not te

Do not ask do not tell do not laugh

Do not be a sexist broads hate that

Do not be a stick in the mud

Do not be a tattle tale

Do not be humble you are not that great

Do not be sexist Broads hate that

Do not be such a big girls blouse

Do not believe everything you think

Do not bend over in the shower to pick up the soap

Do not bite of more than you can chew

Do not bite the hand that feeds you

Do not bother me I am living happily ever after

Do not bother trying to teach a pig to sing you on

Do not burn your bridges

Do not call us we will call you

Do not care a rap for

Do not care less

Do not change horses in midstream

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched

Do not count your eggs before they are hatched

Do not criticize him until you have walked in his

Do not cry because it is over smile because it hap

Do not cry because its over smile because it happe

Do not do anything I would not do

Do not do as I do do as I say

Do not drink and park accidents cause people

Do not eat the snow where the huskies go

Do not eat the yellow snow

Do not fire until you see the whites of their eyes

Do not fly off the handle

Do not follow for I may not lead Do not lead for I

Do not force it get a larger hammer

Do not get mad get even

Do not get me mad I am running out of places to hi

Do not get your knickers in a twist

Do not get your panties in a bunch

Do not give a damn

Do not give up your day job

Do not go away mad Just go away

Do not go there

Do not guild the lilly

Do not have a clue

Do not have a cow

Do not have a pot to piss in or a window to throw

Do not hold your breath

Do not jack me around

Do not judge a book by its cover

Do not judge a book by its movie

Do not jump to conclusions

Do not just sit there like a bump on a pickle

Do not keep a dog and bark yourself

Do not know shit from shinola

Do not know which way to turn

Do not let aging get you down because it is too ha

Do not let one mistake lead to another

Do not let the bastards grind you down

Do not let the bed bugs bite

Do not let the door hit you in the ass on your way

Do not let yesterday take up to much of today

Do not let yourself forget what it is like to be s

Do not look a gift horse in the mouth

Do not look back they might be gaining on you

Do not look back

Do not lose your head

Do not make a mountain out of a molehill

Do not make me do something I will regret

Do not paint the devil on the wall

Do not pick your friends nose

Do not piss off the alligator until you have cross

Do not push your luck

Do not put all your eggs in one basket

Do not put statements in the negative form

Do not put the horse before the cart

Do not rock the boat

Do not rub where there is already a rash

Do not shit on your own doorstep

Do not slack off

Do not steal The government hates competition

Do not steal my thunder

Do not step on peoples toes

Do not sweat the little things

Do not sweat the petty things and do not pet the s

Do not take any wooden nickels

Do not take life too seriously you will not get ou

Do not tell any big lies today Small ones can be j

Do not tell me how hard you work Tell me how much

Do not tempt fate

Do not that just butter your grits

Do not throw out the baby with the bathwater

Do not tick him off or he will bite your head off

Do not toot your own horn

Do not trust reality After all it is only a collec

Do not trust the lock to which everyone has a key

Do not try to teach your grandma to suck eggs

Do not upset the apple cart

Do not use a big word where a diminutive one will



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