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Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to l

A chink in the armor

A closed mouth gathers no feet

A bachelors life is no life for a single man

A bad plan is better than no plan

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

A band of gypsies

A band of renegades

A barrel of laughs

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited in

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose

A bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose

A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush

A bird in the hand makes it difficult to blow your

A bird in the hand

A bitter pill

A blast from the past

A bolt from the blue

A broken heart is hard to mend

A broken record

A bucket full of something

A bull in a china shop

A bunch of fives

A bus station is where a bus stops

A bushel and a peck

A cat has nine lives

A chain is only as strong as it is weakest link

A change is as good as a holiday

A charmed life

A cheap knock off

A cheshire cat smile

A chicken in every pot

A chill in my bones

A chip off the old block

A city is a large community where people are lones

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer

A clean slate

A clean sweep

A clear conscience is merely the result of bad mem

A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad me

A close call

A closed mind is a good thing to lose

A closed mouth gathers no feet

A closed mouth gathers no foot

A cloud no bigger than a mans hand

A clouded crystal ball

A cock and bull story

A cold heart

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tir

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of t

A conscience is what hurts when all your other par

A coons age

A countenance more in sorrow than in anger

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door

A cult of personality

A day for firm decisions Or is it

A day late and a dollar short

A day without radiation is a day without sunshine

A day without sun hine is like you know night

A day without sunshine is like night

A diamond in the rough

A diamond is a girls best friend

A diamond is forever

A dime a dozen

A dish fit for the gods

A distinction without a difference

A dog and pony show

A dog day afternoon

A dog has an owner A cat has a staff

A dog in the manger

A drop in the bucket

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts

A face only a mother could love

A faint heart never a true love knows

A fair shake

A far cry

A fate worse than death

A feather in his cap

A feather in ones cap

A few French fries short of a load

A few fleas are good for the dog

A few fries short of a happy meal

A few sandwiches short of a picnic

A fine is a tax for doing wrong A tax is a fine fo

A fine kettle of fish

A fine tooth comb

A fish out of water

A flash in the pan

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries

A fly in the ointment

A fool and his money are a girls best friend

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party

A fools paradise

A foot in the door

A force to be reckoned with

A foregone conclusion

A forlorn hope

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpop

A friend at court

A friend in need is a friend indeed

A friend in need is a pest

A friend in need, is a friend indeed

A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the

A frog in my throat

A frog in ones throat

A gala occasion

A gay lothario

A gentleman is a patient wolf

A good beginning makes a good ending

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and

A good heart is hard to find

A good man is hard to find

A good pun is its own reword

A good rule of thumb

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advi

A good soul

A good time was had by all


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