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Sayings and Quips: 22

He who farts in church sits in own pew

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely ri

He will give the devil his due

He spilled the beans

He stuck to me like a fart in a phone booth

He thinks he is shit on a stick but he is only a f

He was a loose cannon

He was aladdin in an orchard dripping with diamond

He was dead upfront with me

He was deader than a shrunken head at a hackey sac

He was hairier than chewbacca dipped in rogaine

He was in his golden years

He was in hog heaven

He was just a port in the storm

He was on that like a pack of dogs on a three legg

He was talking into his hat

He was the life of the party

He went a ways down the road

He went the whole 9 yards

He went to the school of hard knocks

He who can does he who cannot teaches

He who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirt

He who dances must pay the fiddler

He who dies with the most toys is still dead

He who eats too many prunes sits on toilet many mo

He who fish in others hole often catch crabs

He who fishes in other mans well often catches cra

He who has the gold rules

He who hesitates is lost

He who kisses womans ass get crack in jaw

He who laughs last laughs loudest

He who laughs last thinks slowest

He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword

He who makes love in grass gets piece on earth

He who pays the piper calls the tune

He who places head in sand will get kicked in the

He who stands on toilet is high on pot

He won hands down

He would not say shit if he had a mouthful

Head and shoulders above

Head honcho

Head in the clouds

Head over heels

Heads up

Heads will roll

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at whic

Healthy as a horse

Heap coals of fire on his head

Hear a pin drop

Hear and you forget see and you remember do and yo

Hear hear

Hear me now believe me later

Hear no evil speak no evil see no evil

Hear no evil

Hear some gossip or rumor

Hear the answer

Heard it through the grapevine

Heart attacks are gods revenge for eating his anim

Heart of stone

Hearts content

Heat it up

Heated debate

Heave a sigh of relief

Heaven help us

Heaven sent

Heavens to betsy

Heavy as lead

Heavy heart

Heavy metal

Heck is where people go who do not believe in gosh

Heebie jeebies

Hell and gone

Hell bent and heaven bound

Hell bent for leather

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorn

Hell is paved with good intentions

Hell to pay

Hell was yesterday

Help stamp out eliminate and abolish redundancy

Help starve a feeding bureaucrat

Help wanted psychic you know where to apply

Help wanted telepath you know where to apply

Helter skelter

Hen pecked

Her biological clock is ticking

Her legs go clear up

Here I am What are your other two wishes

New Section

New Section

Here is mud in your eye

Here is your hat what is your hurry

Here lies one whose name is writ in water

Here today and gone tomorrow

Hern and haw

Hewers of wood and drawers of water

Hey It compiles Ship it

Hey santa how much for your list of naughty girls

Hidden agenda

Hide the salami

Hide your light under a bushel

Higgledy piggledy

High and dry

High and mighty

High as a kite

High five

High hopes

High on the hog

High time

High water mark

High wide and handsome

Higher than a hawks nest

Higher than a kite

Higher than puss on a ferris wheel

heave ho


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