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Sayings and Quips: 23

Hiked up his pants

Hit the nail on the head

Hue and cry

Highway robbery

Highway to heaven

Hindsight is 20 20

His bark is worse than his bite

His days are numbered

His elevator does not go to the top floor

His eyes are bigger than his stomach

His face puckered up like he had eaten a lemon

His hands were glued to the steering wheel

His left hand does not know what his right hand is

Hissy fit

History does not repeat itself historians merely r

History is bunk

History repeats itself

Hit him right between the numbers

Hit me like a ton of bricks

Hit pay dirt

Hit the ground running

Hit the hay

Hit the road

Hit the sack

Hit with an ugly stick

Hitch your wagon to a star

Hither and yon

Hocus pocus

Hoi polloi

Hoist by his own petard

Hoist with by ones own petard

Hoity toity

Hold at bay

Hold down the fort

Hold the bag

Hold your wagon

Hole happy whole body happy

Holier than thou

Holy shit and shove me in it

Home is where the heart is

Home is where you hang your hat

Honest as the day is long

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a bette

Honesty pays

Honk if you love peace and quiet

Hook line and sinker

Hoot and a holler

Hoot with the owls at night

Hop like a rabbit

Hop like a toad on a hot road

Hope against hope

Hope springs eternal

Horn broken watch for finger

Horney as a two peckered mink

Horny as a peach orchard boar

Horse a horse my kingdom for a horse

Horse and cart

Horse around

Horse feathers

Horse of a different color

Hose job

Hot as a firecracker on the 4th of july

Hot as a pistol

Hot as hell

Hot beef injection

Hot enough for you

Hot off the press

Hot under the collar

Hoter than a two doller pistol

Hotter than a depot stove

Hotter than a fat mans ass crack in july

Hotter than a mouse in a wool sock

Hotter than a nanny goat in a pepper patch

Hotter than a nuns bug

Hotter than a six peckered alley cat

Hotter than a snakes ass in a wagon rut

Hotter than a three pecked goat in a field full of

Hotter than a two dollar pistol

Hotter than a two dollar whore

Hotter than hell

Hotter than the hinges of hell

New Section

House divided against itself cannot stand

New Section

How about tea for two

How are the mighty fallen

How can I miss you if you will not go away

How come wrong numbers are never busy

How do I love thee

How do I set a laser printer to stun

How do you like them apples

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink

How is it hanging

How is it possible to have a civil war

How long a minute is depends on what side of the b

How many of you believe in telekinesis Raise my ha

How many ways can you skin a cat

How much can I get away with and still go to heave

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck

How now brown cow

How sharper than a serpents tooth it is to have a

Huff and puff

Hugged him closer than peel does a banana

Hung drawn and quartered

Hungry like a big dog

Hurry dog eats raw meat

Husband

Hushed courtroom

Hypochondria is the only disease I have not got

I always do things like this


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