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Sayings and Quips: 44

Scaredy cat

Scattered to the four winds

Screwed around

Schizophrenia beats being alone

Screwed up as hogans goat

Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong pe

Sea change

Scot free

Sealed with a kiss

Scraping the bottom of the barrel

Sealed with a loving kiss

Scratch the surface

Search for happines and find sorrow

Scream bloody murder

Search of clues

Screaming bloody murder

Searching for that special someone

Screaming terrified like his passengers

Searching for the right woman or man

Screw your courage to the sticking place

Searching my brain for the right word

Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness

Ship of state

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experi

Ship shape and bristol fashion

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on t

Ships that pass in the night

Secretary not permanent till screwed on desk

Shirt off his back

Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk

Shit a brick

Secrets are secret

Shit fire and fall in it

Section was she said if she told me it would defea

Shit fire and save matches

See how the land lies

Shit for brains

See light at the end of the tunnel

Shit happens

See no evil hear no evil date no evil

Shit or get off the pot

See no evil hear no evil speak no evil

Shiver me timber

See the world through rose colored glasses

Shiver my timbers

See you later alligator

Shocked and dismayed

Seeing red

Shocked and saddened

Seekcounseling

Shoot first ask questions later

Seeking menage a trois

Seems just like old times

Shoot the breeze

Seen it all done it all can not remember any of it

Shoot through

Seen it all done it all can not remember most of i

Shoot yourself in the foot

Seize the day

Shooting for the moon

Sell like hotcakes

Shooting from the hip

Selling like hotcakes

Shooting yourself in the foot

Send lawyers guns and money

Short and sweet

Send packing

Senior citizen

Senses reel

Sent shock waves

Sent to coventry

Separate the men from the boys

Separate the sheep from the goats

Separate the wheat from the chaff

Serious as a heart attack

Serious as cancer

Set like a jelly

Set the record straight

Set your teeth on edge

Settle your hash

Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak

Seven year itch

Sex and shopping

Sex is like air It is not important unless you are

Sex is not the answer Sex is the question Yes is t

Sex is the question no is the answer

Sex on tv can not hurt unless you fall off

Sexton blake

Shaggy dog story

Shake a leg

Shake a stick

Shallow grave

Shape up or ship out

Share and share alike

Sharp as a basketball

Sharp as a knife

Sharp as a marble

Sharp as a pin

Sharp as a sack of wet mice

Sharp as a tack

Sharp as a wet corn flake

She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

She could test the patience of job

She drinks like a fish

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch

She gave me a withering glance

She got called up on the carpet

She had kisses sweeter than wine

She has a green thumb

She has bats in her belfry

She has everything but the kitchen sink

Shilly shally

Shin a device for finding furniture in the dark

Shining like a black mans ass in a snow bank

Shining like the sun

Shiny as a new dime

Ship of state

Ship shape and bristol fashion

Ships that pass in the night

Shirt off his back

New Section

Shit fire and fall in it

Shit fire and save matches

Shit for brains

Shit happens

Shit or get off the pot

Shiver me timber

Shiver my timbers

New Section

Shocked and saddened

Shoot first ask questions later

Shoot it straight

Shoot the breeze

Shoot through

Shoot yourself in the foot

Shooting for the moon

Shooting from the hip

Shooting yourself in the foot

Short and sweet


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