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Sayings and Quips: 45

Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mo

Show the flag

Short pleasures are often long regretted

Show your mettle

Short shrift

Showed no emotion

Shot across the bows

Shuffle off this mortal coil

Shot at and missed hit on and hit

Shut the door Were you born in a barn

Shot his wad

Shut your cake hole

Shot in the arm

Sick and tired

Shot in the dark

Sick as a dog

Shot to hell

Sick as a parrot

Shotgun wedding

Sick to death of it

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victim

Sigh of relief

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers

Signed sealed and delivered

Shoulder to the wheel

Significant other

Shouldered his way

Silence is golden

Shove off

Silk on a sow is just a well dressed pig

Show a clean pair of heels

Silk purse from a sows ear

Show a leg see shake a leg

Silly as a goose

Show me the money

Silly like a duff man

Show some spine

Silver tongued orator

Simple pleasure are the best

Since christ was a cowboy

Since god was a small boy

Since hector was a pup

Since it is the early worm that gets eaten by the

Sing for your supper

Sing like a bird

Sings like an angel

Sink a hook in the fishes mouth

Sink a shot

Sink or swim

Sit around and collect dust

Sitting on pins and needles

Sitting on the fence

Six feet under

Six of one half dozen of the other

Skate on thin ice

Skating on thin ice

Skeletons in the closet

Skin and blister

Skin and bones

Skin like milk

Skinny as a rail

Skydive twice

Slacker

Slap on the back

Slap the salami

Sleep a completely inadequate substitute for caffe

Sleep in the raw

Sleep like a baby

Sleep like a log

Sleep like the dead

Sleep tight

Sleep with the fishes

Sleeping her way to the top

Slender as a reed

Slender as a willow

Slept like a log

Slick as a weasel

Slick as snot on a glass doorknob

Slicker than a wet noodle

Slicker than a wet weasel on a linoleum floor

Slicker than cat shit on a linoleum floor

Slicker than deer guts on a doorknob

Slicker than snot on a doorknob

Slicker than snot

Slide a quarter in the slot

Slip and slide all over the road

Slipped my mind

Slippery as a bar of soap

Slippery as an eel

Slither around like a snake

Sloane ranger

Slow and steady wins the race

Slow as molasses in january

Slow as molasses

Slow as shit through a tin horn

Slow off the mark

Slow to anger

Slower than a seven year itch

Slower than a snail

Slower than molasses

Sly as a fox

Sly like a fox

Smack dab in the middle

Small as a dog

Small beer

Small potatoes

Small world is not it

Small world

Smart as a whip

Smart ass

Smart casual

Smart cookies do not crumble

Smart cookie

Smart is better than stupid

Smarter than the average bear

Smell a rat

Smell as sweet

Smells to heaven


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