Sayings and Quips: 55

Twelve good men and true

Unbeknownst to me

Twenty four seven

Under a cloud

Twenty three skidoo

Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer inter

Twice as nice

Under my skin

Twice as strong as an ox and half as smart

Under the gun

Twiddling your thumbs

Under the same roof

Twist of fate

Under the sauce

Twists and turns

Under the table

Two birds with one stone

Under the weather

Two can live as cheaply as one for half as long

Understated elegance

Two cans short of six pack

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown

Two cents in what happens to the other penny

Unexpected twist

Two cents worth

Unix is user friendly   it is just picky about it

Two days older than dirt

Unkindest cut of all

Two faced

Unlucky at cards lucky in love

Two grapes short of a fruit salad

Unvarnished truth

Two hairs past the freckle eastern elbow time

Unwept unhonored and unsung

Two heads are better than one

Unwritten law

Two is company three is a crowd

Up a blind alley

Two left feet

Up a creek without a paddle

Two of a kind

Up a gum tree

Two peas in a pod

Up a tree

Two rights do not make a wrong they make an airpla

Up against it

Two shakes of a lambs tail

Two sides of the same coin

Up and down like a toilet seat at a mixed party

Two ways to do it The wrong way and my way

Up for grabs

Two wrongs are only the beginning

Up his sleeve

Two wrongs do not make a right But three rights ma

Up in arms

Two wrongs do not make a right but three lefts do

Up one side and down the other

Two wrongs do not make a right but two wrights mak

Up shit creek without a paddle

Two wrongs do not make a right

Up the apples and pears

Two wrongs not make right three lefts do

Up the creek

U is part of us

Up the duff

Ugly as a mud fence

Up the wrong tree

Ugly as sin

Up to his ears in trouble

Ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt ro

Up to my neck in alligators

Unalloyed delight

Up to par

Useless as a pay toilet on a diarrehea ward

Up to scratch

Up with splitting headache

Uphill battle

Upset the apple cart

Upset the applecart

Upsy daisy

Urban myth

Use your head

Used to death

Useful as a screen door on a submarine

New Section

Useless as a piss hole in the snow

Useless as a pocket in a pair of underpants

Useless as a screen door on a submarine

Useless as tits on a bull

Useless as wet toilet paper

Using a sledgehammer to crack a nut

Vale of tears

Value added

Vanish into thin air

Variety is the spice of life

Veg out

Verbosity leads to unclear inarticulate things

Version of that software appears on the market

Very funny scotty Now beam me my clothes

Very real concern

Vidi vici veni I saw I conquered I came

View with alarm

Viewer discretion may be advised but it is never r

Vini vidi vici

Virgin like a balloon one prick all gone

Vis a vis

Visualize whirled peas

Voicing concern

Vorsprung durch technik

Wacky tobaccy

Wages of sin

Waist change places

Wait and see attitude

Wait and see

Wait with baited breath

Waited on hand and foot

Waiter there is a hair in my soup

Waiting always lasts long

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