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Sayings and Quips: 58

When the work is done I will have time for myself

Who will bell the cat

When this van is a rockin do not come a knockin

Who wooed in haste and means to wed at leisure

When vultures fly are they allowed carrion luggage

Whoever dies with the most toys wins

When you are in it up to your ears keep your mouth

Whole ball of wax

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mout

Whole hog

When you are in the bathroom

Why are there interstate highways in hawaii

When you are not strong you must be smart

Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can

When you assume it makes an ass out of u and me

Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free

When you do a good deed get a receipt in case heav

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

When you do not know what you are doing do it neat

Why did kamikaze pilots need helmets

When you gotta go you gotta go

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid

When you have nothing to say say nothing

Why do not we all chip in

When you lie with dogs you get fleas

Why do people who know the least know it the loude

When you play with fire you are gonna get burned

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name

When you start picking out people you start leavin

Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all

Why do they report power outages on tv

Where do you draw the line

Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injecti

Where do you hang your hat

Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow

Where the heck is the roof

Why is abbreviation such a long word

Where the rubber meets the road

Why is it called tourist season if we can not shoo

Where there is a will I want to be in it

Why me Why is it always me

Where there is smoke you will find me cooking dinn

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in

Whew

Wife who slides down banister makes monkey shine

Which came first the chicken or the egg

Wild and woolly

Which is the dumber sex

Wild dogs

Which is worse ignorance or apathy Who knows Who c

Wild goose chase

Which one of these is the non smoking lifeboat

Wild horses could not keep me away

While having never invented a sin I am trying to p

Wild oats

New Section

Wild-goose chase

While the tailor rests the needle rusts

Will happen then

While you live tell truth and shame the devil

Will it be cash or charge

Whip your ass or my ass or everybodys ass

Will land on your toe

Whipping boy

Will miracles never cease

Whisper my favorite words I will buy it for you

Will walk that extra mile for you

Whistle and flute

Will wonders never cease

Whistle in the dark

Willing to die

White as a ghost

Willy nilly

White as a sheet

Wimp

White as bone

Win at all costs

White as snow

Win friends and influence people

White collar job

Win hands down

White elephant

Win one for the gipper

Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom

Who cares about reasoning anyway

Wine and dine

Who could forget

Wing it

Who died and left you the boss

Winners never quit and quitters never win

Winning is contagious

Who do not

Winning is not everything

Who has everything

Wintry blast

Who is general failure and why is he reading my ha

Wisdom is not truth

Who is the boss around here anyway

Wisdom of the ages

Who is to say what is right or wrong

Wise as an owl

Who knows why

Wise people think all they say fools say all they

Who opened the cattleguard

Wish on a star

Who peed in your cornflakes

Wish they were

Who pissed in your cheerios

Wish you were here

Who were not smart enough get out of jury duty

Wishful thinking

Wind swept hair

With heart and soul

With malice aforethought

With might and main

With one hand tied behind my back

With visions of redemption I walk against the crow


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