Sayings and Quips: 59

Withering glance

Worse things happen at sea

Within an ace of

Worst nightmare

Without benefit of clergy

Worth his salt

Without fear or favor

Worthless as tits on a boar

Without further ado

Worthy of his salt

Wives often object to life insurance widows never

Would a fly without wings be called a walk

Woe is me

Would a wingless fly be called a walk

Wolf at the door

Would be stupid enough to try and pass them

Woman around to hear him is he still wrong

Would not weigh ten pounds wet carrying a mule

Woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

Would you like some cheese with that whine

Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very

Wound up tighter than an 8 day clock

Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make

Wound up tighter than an eight day clock

Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup

Wrack and ruin

Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get t

Wreak havoc

Woman who spends much time on bedspring may have o

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be

Women and children first

Wrong side of the bed

Women can not live with them can not live without

Xerox and wurlitzer will merge to market reproduct

Women can not live with them pass the beer nuts

Yada yada yada

Women like silent men they think they are listenin

Yada yada

Women should put pictures of missing husbands on b

Yawning gulf

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

Year in and year out

Wonder of wonders

Years young

Word association football

Yelling like the passengers in his car

Word for word

Yield to temptation as it may not pass your way ag

Words ending in gry

You and whose army

Words fail

You are a gentleman and a scholar

Work fascinates me I could sit and watch it for ho

You are all the same

Work harder Millions on welfare depend on you

You are all wet

Work is for people who do not know how to fish

You are as welcome as a van load of Jehovahs witne

Work is the curse of the drinking class

You are barking up the wrong tree

Work like a dog

You are dead meat

Work to become not to acquire

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot

Worked night and day

You are driving me insane

Worked to death

You are dumber than a box of rocks

Worn threadbare

You are just jealous because the voices only talk

Worn to a frazzle

You are just jealous the voices only talk to me

Worry is a misuse of the imagination

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor with

You are off your rocker

You are only very busy when your boss is not at th

You are only young once but you can be immature fo

You are only young once but you can stay immature

You are on

You are the gleam in your fathers eye

You are what you eat

You bet your boots

You back is to the wall

You better believe it

You can bet on it

You better straighten up and fly right

You can bet your bottom dollar

You can bet your boots

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar

You can catch more flies with honey than you can w

You can catch more flies with honey than with vine

You can cry all the way to the bank

You can decide your own life dont worry about othe

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than wi

You can dish it out but you sure can not take it

You can dress her up but you still can not take he

You can dress up a pig but it will still be a pig

You can eat cookies in my bed

You can eat crackers in my bed

You can lead a horse to water but you can not make

You can lead a horse to water but you can not make

You can lead a horticulture but you can not make h

You can lead a horse to water, but you can not mak

You can lead a whore to culture but you can not ma

You can not fool a fool

You can never be too rich or too blonde

You can not get blood from a turnip

You can not get there from here

You can not get blood out of a stone

You can not have everything   where would you put

You can not have it all

You can not have your cake and eat it

You can not have your cake and eat it too

You can not learn to swim without getting in the w

You can not judge a book by its cover

You can not legislate morality

You can not make a silk purse out of a sows ear

You can not make orange juice outa lemons

You can not please your honey without any money

You can not polish a turd

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