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Sayings and Quips: 60

You have now

You can not put anything past her

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet

You can not run a jackass in the derby and expect

You have to kiss a few frogs before you find a pri

You can not squeeze blood out of a turnip

You have to separate the chaff from the wheat

You can not swing a dead cat without hitting one

You have to stand for something or you will fall f

You can not take it with you

You hit the nail on the head

You can not teach an old dog new tricks

You know what they say

You can not tell a book by its outside cover

You know you are over the hill when you are just t

You can not win them all

You lie like a dog

You can observe a lot just by watching

You lie like a rug

You can only live once but if you do it right once

You look as if you have been dragged through a hed

You can put glitter on shit but it still stinks

You look as if you have seen a ghost

You can run but you can not hide

You look like somebody shot at and missed shit at

You can tell the men from the boys by the price of

You made your bed now sleep in it

You can tune a piano but you can not tuna fish

You made your bed now you gotta lie in it

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempti

You make a better door than a window

You carry it fast enough

You make it again

You chap my ass

You make your own breaks

You chatter more than a dolphin by a fish bucket

You must be out of your mind

You could hear a mouse piss on cotton

You must row with the oars that you have

You could hear a pin drop

You never really learn to swear until you learn to

You could knock me over with a feather

You only hurt the one you love

You could not find your ass with both hands

You could not pull a pint never mind a bird

You only live once

You could not punch your way out of a wet paper ba

You rub me the wrong way

You reap what you sow

You could put your eye out

You said a mouthful

You could talk a dog off a meat wagon

You say potayto I say potahto

You do not have to explain something you never sai

You do not know what is in the pickle barrel till

You throw filth on the living and flowers on the d

You see I told you I was sick

You do not learn anything the second time a mule k

You do not suffer from stress your the carrier

You walk like an old grandpa

You tried

You done bumped your head

You wash my back I will wash yours

You dont believe that fat meat is greasy

You will be a mile away from them and you will hav

You drive me crazy

You drive me nuts

You will know it when you see it

You will be a winner today Pick a fight with a fou

You drive me up a wall

You eat like a pig

You would be late for your own funeral

You win some you lose some

You get nothing for free

You would complain if you were hung with a new rop

You get what you give

Young and foolish

You get what you pay for

You got your just desserts

Young dumb and full of rum

Young and in love

You gotta have heart

Young enough to be his daughter

You gotta put your foot down

Your ass is grass

You have got another thing coming

You have never had it so good

Your barn door is open

Your bullshit

Your country

Your guess is as good as mine

Your desk looks like an explosion in a paper facto

Your head is as big as a keife

Your money or your life

Your kid may be an honor student but you are still

Your past is a blueprint for your future

Your name is mud

Your past might catch up with you

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted

Your place or mine

Your room looks like a pig stye

Youth is not a profession

Your true value depends entirely on what you are c

Youth is wasted on the young

Youthful exuberance

Yuppie

Zero is sometimes better than nothing

Zero sum game

Zig zag

Zero tolerance


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