Pregnant out the wazoo? Overdue? Got a huge tummy? Wear your feelings right on your (engorged) chest: "Yes, actually, I DID swallow a watermelon" or if you are the proud mother to be of an "oops baby," or just want to get a laugh from your friends, why not suggest that your baby was "Totally Planned" (wink wink). For parents of older kids, why not ensure that they know who's the boss with a shirt which proclaims "You must be at least as tall as this line to make the rules." Parenting. It's not a job. It's unpaid labor.

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Mommy Rules!

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Ghaaa! Mood swings!

Totally planned!

Oops Baby

The pill is only 99%

Swallowed a watermelon

Political mama

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