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Ursine Logic stores devoted to Peace, Strong Women, Equal and Human Rights, and Irreverent Humor
Bellingham, Washington
Member Since: 2006

You can contact me at ursinelogic@gmail.co m if you would like an order customized, or have something special you'd like me to make for you.
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It' s important to remember we are all connected to Nature, the Planet, and to each other. These designs reflect my passion for the Earth and all its living creatures. I believe that world peace happens one person at a time, one idea at a time, one dream at a time. Be a walking billboard for a more peaceful world with one of my designs on a t-shirt, button, or sticker.


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Are you a heretical, godless, atheist, freethinker who is tired of the bible-thumping morons telling you how to live your life? Find your perfect anti-religion sentiment here on shirts and other gifts. If mainstream religions can force feed the masses with their symbols, then you can fight back and let your anti-religion voice grow in power and numbers with one of these Atheist/Freethinker leaning shirts, buttons, magnets, stickers, mugs and other special gifts for those who dare to think outside the religion box.

Bull$hit Is Tax-Exempt

VISIT THE GODLESS HEATHEN FOR MORE DESIGNS

VISIT THE GODLESS HEATHEN FOR MORE DESIGNS
Tired of religious fanatics who demand you believe in their imaginary playmates or else? The Godless Heathen is your store for everything Atheist, Freethinking, and no religion thank you very much.

Condom Cross

Condom Cross
Fight back against the religious reich's war on reproductive freedom with this unique design of two condoms in the shape of a cross. Tell them birth control is YOUR religion.

Great Nothingness Loves You

Great Nothingness Loves You
In nice blocky letters that spell out an awesome truth is the meaning of life "The great nothingness loves you." Great Atheist gift or makes a perfect philosopher present.

Tax Political Churches

Tax Political Churches
When a church preaches politics from the pulpit and funds political causes, it's time to register as a PAC and pay taxes. "Preach Politics? Start paying taxes" has cross with dollar sign.

Religious Perverts

Religious Perverts
Tired of religious fanatics peeping in windows for sick thrills? Here's a gift to chase them away. Bulging eyes peep from a mask "What's your religion doing in my bedroom, you filthy pervert!"

No Religious Crap

No Religious Crap
Keep the Bible thumpers off your porch and out of your immediate space with this familiar red circle slash and the words "Your Religious Crap." Great gift for Atheists and Freethinkers.

Atheist Easter Bunny

Atheist Easter Bunny
A bewildered pink easter bunny hangs on a cross with colored eggs below it and the words "The Easter Bunny died for your sins." Funny gift for Atheist, Freethinker or get a t-shirt for yourself.

Anti-Creationism

Anti-Creationism
In an appropriate crayon font with bright colors the word "Creationism" stands out above the smaller words "science for stupid people" in black text on light shirts and white on dark shirts.

Dinosaur Barbecue

Dinosaur Barbecue
Tired of that silly Jesus fish? Are you a freethinker too smart to believe dinosaurs were on the ark? Here's your t-shirt. Two dinosaurs munching down on ribs of Jesus fish over a campfire.

Jesus Fiend

Jesus Fiend
Have some fun with the fundies with this t-shirt that has a 50's era woman holding a Bible with her arms raised saying the words "What a fiend we have in Jesus." Bet they won't notice there's no "r."

Tooth Fairy Religion

Tooth Fairy Religion
A boy and girl with words "We nailed the tooth fairy to a cross, called it religion, and got stinking rich." Great Atheist t-shirt or give it as freethinker gift on a button, mug or tote bag.

Religion Is A Leash

Religion Is A Leash
A noose forms the backdrop for the words on this shirt "Religion is a leash in the hands of the powerful." Perfect gift for Atheists, Freethinkers, and anyone tired of religious extremists.

Secular Future

Secular Future
A skeleton implores you to "Pray for a secular future." A fun t-shirt to mess with the god squad's sense of entitlement. They know you don't pray and they don't know what secular means.

Want More Sex

Want More Sex
Not getting laid enough? Strike up some hot conversation with this shirt with a bible on it and the words "Want more sex? Become a Priest." Great party and drinking t-shirt.

Anti-Religious Fanatic Repellent

Anti-Religious Fanatic Repellent
Here's a way to keep the religidiot right wingnuts away from you. "If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you!" Wear it on a shirt or button or your car. Great gift for Atheists.

Brain Death Cross

Brain Death Cross
A cross has the word "brain" on the vertical and the word "death" on the cross bar, both sharing the letter "a." At the base is a tombstone, dead tree and moon. Great Atheist gift and shirt.

Born-Again Brain Damage

Born-Again Brain Damage
You've always suspected it's true and now you can get the t-shirt to prove it: "Born-Again Christians suffer brain damage during the rebirth." Go on, piss off a few whack jobs. You'll feel better.

Atheist Humor Saying

Atheist Humor Saying
Big, red letters proclaim that "Faith is to the religious what sand is to the ostrich." It's been around for a while and now in this time of religious extremism, it's good to wear it on a t-shirt.

No Jesus Flowers

No Jesus Flowers
If Jesus loves you, then how come he never sends flowers? Scattered white daisies form the background with green letters asking "If Jesus loves me, why doesn't he ever send me flowers?"

Jesus Stew

Jesus Stew
Now you too can proclaim your love for Jesus with this cauldron decorated with a fish and stirred with a cross with words "I love Jesus, yes I do, baked, boiled and in a stew."

My Love To Cthulhu

My Love To Cthulhu
Here's a great t-shirt to piss off the religious right and their cannibalistic vampire cult: "You've given your love to Jesus and I've rented mine to Cthulhu." At least Cthulhu is an honest monster.

Freedom From Religion

Freedom From Religion
The religious fanatics conveniently ignore that "Freedom of religion also means freedom from religion." Remind them with this t-shirt that you have the same right as they do to choose.

Gay Jesus

Gay Jesus
Here's one for the fundie homophobes: "If a man gives his love to Jesus, does that make him gay?" Watch the religious nuts squirm try to find a way to answer this one. Fun shirt to mess with them.

Anti-Jesus Humor

Anti-Jesus Humor
Here's one to twist the fundies feeble little brains. Ask them "What year did Jesus think it was?" Great shirt for a freethinker to wear and have fun with in all kinds of ways.

Hide The Bong

Hide The Bong
This one has been around for awhile and is often in those email humor lists that make the rounds, so I decided to dress it up with a marijuana leaf. "Jesus is coming. Hide the bong."

It's Your Hell

It's Your Hell
It's bad enough that fanatics want to force their imaginary playmate on you, but when they demand you burn in their hallucination, that's way out of line. "It's your hell, YOU burn in it."

Anti-Christ

Anti-Christ
Tired of the in-your-face fundie whackos? Here's a design to send them running back to their own private hell: "Hi. I'm Your Friendly Neighborhood Anti-Christ."

Atheist Quote

Atheist Quote
This is a familiar Atheism quote redone with a set of dice to show religion is just another casino set up to take your money. "The only difference between religion and supersition is the spelling."

God On Their Side

God On Their Side
Every tyrant throughout history claimed they had god on their side when they wanted to commit acts of unspeakable evil. "Anyone who says god is on their side is dangerous as hell."

Evolution In Action

Evolution In Action
Tired of the junk science that passes for intelligent thought these days? Counter the creationism arguments with this proof of a higher, evolved lifeform,you and the phrase "Evolution In Action"

Atheist

Atheist
Stop the bible thumpers in their tracks with this t-shirt that says: "God Made Me An Atheist." Get a bumper sticker for the car and a few buttons to pass around the crowd.

God Sobered Up

God Sobered Up
Giraffes, aardvarks, politicians...the list of the binge repercussions go on and on. Spread the word on this t-shirt, button or sticker that says: "and on the eighth day god sobered up."

Darwin Loves You

Darwin Loves You
Tired of those sappy Jesus loves you and all the variations of it? Then here's your design: "Darwin Loves You." Available in t-shirts, buttons, and stickers so you can fight back well-armed.

Anti-Bible Thumpers

Anti-Bible Thumpers
Tired of biblethumpers knocking on your door? Greet them with this t-shirt of a bug spray can spewing out crosses and words "Bible Thumpers infesting your porch? Hit 'em with parasite B-Gone!"

Mocking Jesus

Mocking Jesus
Tired of getting Jesus shoved down your throat? Here's a way to make the pushers back off. Insult the bible thumpers into keeping their distance: "Is Jesus coming or just breathing hard."

Gravity Doesn't Care

Gravity Doesn't Care
Three little blob people fall from the skies as the words "Gravity doesn't care WHAT you believe" makes fun of Junk Science and those whacky creationists. Great freethinker t-shirt gift.

Religion Makes You Stupid

Religion Makes You Stupid
Too much of anything is a bad thing, especially religion because as the shirt says: "Too Much Religion Makes You Stupid."

Jesus Doesn't Love Me

Jesus Doesn't Love Me
In nice letters dripping blood are the words "I gave my love to Jesus and now he never calls." Great gift for your favorite Atheist, or buy it for yourself and wear it to scare fundie whackos and othe

Pass The Word

Pass The Word
Keep this one handy on a t-shirt hanging by the door, and the next time the bible pushers come knocking, throw it on and answer the door. Text says:"Eat a bible and pass the word."

Religidiot Free Zone

Religidiot Free Zone
Tired of the religious crazies coming at you with their bibles and bullshit? Fight back with this shirt that says: "Religidiot Free Zone."

Godless Damned Liberal

Godless Damned Liberal
"Godless Damned Liberal." Yes, and proud of it. It's my right and yours under our Constitution, no matter what the Religio-Fascists want you to believe.

Scary Cultist

Scary Cultist
A cult is defined as a religion that is not the one you follow, so in the eyes of religious fanatics, we are all cultists. Be an ambiguous scary person with this t-shirt "Scary Cultist" in fiery brims

God Likes My Cult Better

God Likes My Cult Better
As an independent freethinker you are already aware that ALL religions are cults, but here is a way to annoy those pesky xtians with a t-shirt that says "God likes my cult better."

Anti-Religion Jesus Shirt

Anti-Religion Jesus Shirt
Getting tired of hearing about that vampire Jesus guy that wants to eat your body and suck your blood? Here's your t-shirt, in blood red letters of course: "Jesus only loves me for my body."

Blasphemy Victimless Crime

Blasphemy Victimless Crime
If you are an Atheist, then can blasphemy really exist? In red fiery hellfire letters the simple truth is spelled out: "Blasphemy is a victimless crime." Great t-shirt for anyone annoyed by xtians.

Imaginary Playmates

Imaginary Playmates
Why should Jesus be the only fantasy friend who loves you when there's also Barney, the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, and especially Santa! They all love you equally! Spread THIS word with a t-shirt!

Anti-Religious Fanatic

Anti-Religious Fanatic
Religious fanatics try to inflict their beliefs on our government, our schools, and onto our bodies. Nice scary knife-wielding monster warns "Keep Your Religion Away From My Body."

Cthulhu Loves You

Cthulhu Loves You
For the fans of H. P. Lovecraft, there is no character some of us hold more near and dear than Cthulhu. Wear the message on a shirt or button: "Cthulhu loves you...in a sandwich."

Atheist Conspirator

Atheist Conspirator
Put a face on Atheism and also make fun of those who claim it's all a conspiracy with this shirt design of an atomic symbol and the words "Atheist Conspirator." In red with black highlights.

Atheist Smiley

Atheist Smiley
A bright yellow smiley outlined in blue with blue letters says: "Smile! You just met an ATHEIST." Great shirt or button to wear to let people know Atheists are all around them.

Free Blow Job

Free Blow Job
This t-shirt design is guaranteed to frustrate the religious nuts. Text says: "Free blow job to anyone who proves Jesus is as real as Santa." Good luck collecting on it guys.

Heathen

Heathen
Are you an Atheist Heathen Heretic non-believer? Here's your shirt! Orange and yellow design with flames shooting from the word "Heathen." Wear it with pride because it proves you're not a sheep.

Vampire Jesus

Vampire Jesus
Know an Atheist or Freethinker who needs the perfect gift? Text says: "Beware the vampire Jesus! He wants his blood back!" Also great to wear yourself to warn those pathetic blind believers.

Jesus Ain't Coming Back

Jesus Ain't Coming Back
Not that the brainwashed sheep will listen, but you can at least slip them a bit of truth with this t-shirt: "Jesus died. He ain't coming back. So get over it." Look out for pitchforks and torches.

Flat Earth Bible Thumpers

Flat Earth Bible Thumpers
Next time you're forced to deal with a bible-thumping religious nut, wear this shirt, button, sticker that says: "The Bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat."

Superstitious Nonsense

Superstitious Nonsense
Tired of hearing all the voluntary suffering endured by religion pushers? Want your fair share of the attention? Wear this. It says: "I gave up superstitious mumbo jumbo for Lent."

Anti-Religion

Anti-Religion
Here's the best answer to all those morons asking what would Jesus do? He'd mind his own business and not make political issues out of abortion rights, gay rights, and our right to privacy.

Anti-Religion Humor

Anti-Religion Humor
If Jesus already paid for our sins we might as well get our money's worth. "Jesus paid for our sins. Now it's time to get our money's worth."

Anti-Religion Humor

Anti-Religion Humor
There's a fine line between insanity and organized religion and it boils down to one simple difference: "If you talk to God, you're religious. If he talks back, you're crazy."

Cock Fighting

Cock Fighting
Religion is full of puffed up rooster type dudes who strut around the barnyard claiming they have the direct pipeline to god. Two red cocks and the text: "Religion is a stupid never ending cock fight.

Anti-Religious

Anti-Religious
Tired of having religious crap flung at you from the bible-thumping kool aid drinkers? Back them off with these words: "Thou shalt not inflict your religious crap upon others."

Pro-Atheist

Pro-Atheist
Some of the richest and most ornate buildings on earth belong to churches, and still the greedy bastards want more. "If Money is the root of all evil, why are churches always demanding more?"

Religion Pyramid Scheme

Religion Pyramid Scheme
When an organization gets rich from the bottom of the pyramid supporting it through donations and converting others to give money to it as well, it's called a Ponzi or Pyramid scheme...or religion.

Freethinker

Freethinker
You don't need anyone doing your thinking for you. You're a freethinking non-believer of anything you can't personally see and touch. Your shirt says: "Jesus saves you from thinking for yourself."

No Jesus Know Peace

No Jesus Know Peace
There have been more wars fought in the name of Jesus than any other criminal enterprise. It's time to expose his followers as warmongering savages. Blue and black text says "No Jesus, Know Peace."

Charter Heathen

Charter Heathen
You've been a member for centuries and the rest of the planet's dark and stirring masses are finally catching up to your wisdom. Wear this with pride: "Charter Member, Ranks of The Heathen."

Atheism

Atheism
There's one sure way to stop idiots from killing each other and us over whose imaginary playmate should rule the world: Atheism. As the shirt says: "Atheism, the cure for Religious Violence."

Mill Religion Quote

Mill Religion Quote
Famous John Stuart Mill quote: "The time appears to me to have come when it is the duty of all to make their dissent from religion known." Wear it on a t-shirt, button, or sticker.

Twain Jesus Quote

Twain Jesus Quote
This is one of my favorite Mark Twain quotes: "If Jesus were here today there's one thing he wouldn't be--a Christian." Wear it on a t-shirt, a button, sticker, or drink to Twain with a beer stein.

Pro-Choice

Pro-Choice
Are you pro-choice and tired of fanatics getting in your face with their religion? Fight them with this t-shirt that has a gargoyle screaming "You're Pro-life? Great. Now get one and stay out of mine"

Think For Yourself

Think For Yourself
Don't let others do your thinking for you. Wear this t-shirt with the words: "Think For Yourself" as a reminder not only to you but everyone who sees it.

Religion None

Religion None
Nice bone-themed text gets the message across that you're a freethinker and don't need a shepherd. "Religion: None." Can it get any clearer than that?

Reason Is My Religion

Reason Is My Religion
Stop the religion pushers before they can start going on about their imaginary playmate with this design that says: "Reason Is My Religion."Great gift for your favorite Atheist, Humanist, and Scientis

Religious Hazard

Religious Hazard
In creepy medieval style fonts that could have risen out of an undead fanatic's grave comes the message: "Religion is hazardous to world peace." Nice scary t-shirt or button to stampede sheep.

Creationism

Creationism
Text says: "Creationism is Science for stupid people."

Shit Slapping Jesus

Shit Slapping Jesus
Jesus should come on down and slap the shit out of hatemongering christians. Let them know they are being very unchristian with this shirt: "Jesus should slap the shit out of religious whackos."

Evolve

Evolve
Tired of the religious whackos telling you the dinosaurs were on the ark? Fight back with the perfect Darwinian truth. Plain text says: "You keep believing, I'll keep evolving."

Heretic

Heretic
Tired of religious fanatics? Send the bible-thumpers running when they see this t-shirt design. Flaming text proclaims "Heretic" in no nonsense black and white type.

Allergic To Religion

Allergic To Religion
Does religious fanaticism make you itch? Then this t-shirt is for you: "Religion Gives Me Hives."

Evolution

Evolution
Bushco will be remembered as the Junk Science administration that dumbed down and manipulated facts. Text says: "Evolution is both fact and theory, Creationism is neither."

You Say Heretic

You Say Heretic
Are you a freethinker who likes to make up your mind based on facts and not superstition? Here's your t-shirt. Text says: "You say heretic like it's a bad thing."

Frankestein Died For You

Frankestein Died For You
If dying for our sins qualifies you to be a deity, then my vote goes to Frankenstein as that guy really suffered over what we did to him. Shirt says "Frankenstein died for our sins."

Scaring The Sheep

Scaring The Sheep
There's nothing scarier to the whacko Bible thumping American version of the Taliban extremists than a grinning fool in an anti-religion t-shirt. Text says: "Smile. It scares the sheep."

Anti-Religion Quote

Anti-Religion Quote
Text says: "A society without religion is like a maniac without a gun." Great shirt to wear when you have to be around the cultists or to greet them at the door when they come pushing their religion.

Fuck Religion

Fuck Religion
It isn't belief or lack of belief in gods that create all the wars and killings in the world: it's religion. Design is simple. It says: "Fuck Religion."

Closed Minds

Closed Minds
The dumber the argument, the louder the fool argues it. Slow them down with this t-shirt and button design that reads "Why are so many closed minds equipped with loud open mouths?"

Anti-Religious Humor

Anti-Religious Humor
Most of us are born okay the first time and the rest of us grow up and don't feel the need to shove our religion down other people's throats. "Born Again? Why don't you just grow up?"

Pro-Evolution

Pro-Evolution
Ever notice those who bellow against Evolution are the same ones who have calluses on their knuckles from dragging them on the ground? "Those who don't believe in evolution need it the most."

Mutate

Mutate
Do you hear stupid people? Here's a nice reply to their idiotic and meaningless chatter: "It's never too late to mutate." Great on a t-shirt for when those bible bangers come knocking on your door.

Rapture Humor

Rapture Humor
When the rapture comes there's going to be whole lot less of those annoying people and better yet, they're not taking any of it with them! "When the Rapture comes, can I have your trailer?"

Religious Nuts

Religious Nuts
You've seen them coming at you with that glazed look in their eyes from drinking too much fundie koolaid. Fight them off with this design that says: "God wants Spiritual Fruit, not Religious Nuts."

NOT Christian

NOT Christian
Tired of the assumption that everyone must be Christian and no one is Pagan, Atheist, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist or anything else? Dispel that notion with this shirt that says: "NOT Christian."

Napoleon Anti-Religion Quote

Napoleon Anti-Religion Quote
Religious fanatics are like caged animals at the zoo. They swallow what they're given and question nothing. As Napoleon said: "Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet."

Free Will

Free Will
Prefer to do your own thinking? Choose this distressed text design that says: "I choose free will." Wear your Atheism with pride and refuse to let religious superstition rule your life.

Two Hands Working

Two Hands Working
Tired of prayer when action is needed? Here's your get off your knees and get to work t-shirt: "Two hands working can do much more than a thousand clasped in prayer."

Bigoted Assholes

Bigoted Assholes
There's nothing more disgusting that someone using their imaginary playmate as an excuse for their hatred. "Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a bigoted asshole."

Religion Warning

Religion Warning
If you're serious about world peace then pay attention to this warning: "Warning from the Surgeon General: Quitting religion now greatly enhances the chance for world peace."

Christian Hate

Christian Hate
If Jesus loves me then he would not approve of me using his name as an excuse to hate, discriminate or practice intolerance in any way. "Haters have no right to call themselves Christians."

Religious Fearmongering

Religious Fearmongering
A big source of fearmongering is from churches to keep us terrified and therefore under control. Text says: "I don't want to be part of anything that uses fear to keep me loyal."

Freethinker

Freethinker
You stand apart from the herd because your conscience, mind and heart can't be bought. Wear this shirt with the pride of individualism: "Freethinker." Great gift for Atheist, Agnostic.



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