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Korean (New!!) Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Korean version (with or without translation) may get you out of a tight spot if ever you're in Pyongyang (or even Seoul, for that matter)! |
Deported From The USA (2 Designs) The perfect souvenir of your less than stellar experiences with the U.S. INS! Check out both available designs on a selection of merchandise. |
Stamp (2 Designs) By request, this is the 'stamp' logo I use as a tag on my shirts, now available as a primary design. Products are available both as a URL promotion and as a simple statement. |
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It Could Be Worse... - (7 Designs) Always look on the bright side of life with this new product range. Choose from 7 "I might have been" nationalities - AMERICAN, FRENCH, ENGLISH, NEW ZEALANDER, CANADIAN, AUSTRALIAN and now, ITALIAN! |
"Sorry To Hear..." You know how it is...you can't choose your relatives and you can't help where you're born. Sometimes you can't help but be sympathetic for them. This is the perfect way to show how you feel. |
Blue Bar Stylised With horizontal blue bars across the top and your country's flag in the middle this is a very stylish version of the English translation. Visit the web site to ask about custom designs or products. |
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I support 2 teams... Sometimes, when your home team isn't playing, you just have to pick someone to cheer for. |
Canadian Flag This is the an evolved version of my original design - the shirt that was seen on CNN and around the world. AS OF DECEMBER 21/2005, additional translations have been added. |
No flag background Layout is the same as my 'Canadian Flag' design - but without any background design. AS OF DECEMBER 21/05, it has been revised to include all 18 translations available. |
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US Flag crossed out (text) One of my 'first 4' designs, this one features the US flag behind the international symbol of prohibition. AS OF DECEMBER 21/05, it has been revised to include all 18 translations available. |
US Flag crossed out (no text) The 'no text' variation to one of my original designs, this one certainly caused a bit of a stir. |
Peace One of my original designs, with the peace symbol as a background. AS OF DECEMBER 21/05, it has been revised to include all 18 translations available. |
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American Refugee OR American Idiot (2 designs) So, you didn't vote for Bush and now you're one of the many who are threatening to move away from the USA now? Here are two designs you may appreciate more than the results of the election. |
Custom Order Pickup (Public Welcome) Sometimes, you don't see something that quite catches your eye or you wish you could modify something already available. Custom designs, orders and products can be requested, usually at no extra charg |
Licenced Goods For Resale This is your perfect opportunity to make some money selling "I AM NOT AMERICAN" merchandise! Items in this section are made available for resale under licence. Further details inside. |
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Afrikaans Afrikaans (with or without translation) returns from a long absence (perhaps it was travelling in South Africa!). It is one of the 11 languages in the very first design. |
Albanian Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Albanian version (with or without translation) is nice for those who think Albania is the Capital of New York. Thanks to Qesar |
Arabic Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Arabic version (with or without translation) may help out in the Middle East. www.iamnotamerican.com |
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Binary Language Consider yourself a bit of a techie? This is the binary language translation of "I am not American". Go with a plain back or add your country's flag or any of the main designs or languages. |
Chinese Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Chinese version (with or without translation) may save you a few yuan. 1 billion + people can't be wrong! www.iamnotamerican.com |
Danish Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Danish version (with or without translation) is perfect for your trip to the magical European kingdom. |
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Dutch Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Dutch version (with or without translation) could even be fun on a "dutch" date. www.iamnotamerican.com |
English (3 Different Designs) Just one of many designs from www.iamnotamerican.com, this look features the Canadian maple leaf symbol combined with an English translation. Watch for samples of other languages or symbols. |
Finnish Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Finnish version (with or without translation) is nice for those visiting this Scandanavian heaven. |
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French Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this French version (with or without translation)... well...it just HAS to be useful! www.iamnotamerican.com |
German Wear this German version (with or without English translation) amongst the Soccer crowds during the 2006 World Cup. Or is it 'Football'? One can never tell. www.iamnotamerican.com |
Greek "I am not American" Greek language design (with or without English translation). Perfect for those checking out the locations used for the 2004 Olympic games in Athens. |
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Italian Just one of many "I am not American" designs, you could wear this Italian version (with or without translation) during your visit to Torino for the 2006 Olympic Winter Games. www.iamnotamerican.com |
Japanese Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Japanese version (with or without translation) won't upset your sensei. |
Malay / Indonesian Just one of many "I am not American" designs in multiple languages, this version features Malay/Indonesian (with or without English translation). Visit www.iamnotamerican.com to see more designs. |
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Norwegian Norway...a wonderful country in which I had an opportunity to spend an even more wonderful two hours. Check out these designs (with or without an English translation). Also available in Nynorsk. |
Polish So many wonderful people have come from Poland, perhaps like Gabriel (who provided the translation), and definitely Kasia (who verified it). As always, this design comes with and without English. |
Portuguese Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Portuguese version (with or without translation) is useful everywhere! www.iamnotamerican.com |
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Russian Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Russian version (with or without translation) may get you more "Da" and less "Nyet", comrade. |
Slovak Just one of many "I am not American" designs, you just KNOW you'll need this Slovak version (with or without translation) one day. www.iamnotamerican.com |
Spanish Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Spanish version (with or without translation) maybe useful in many places! www.iamnotamerican.com |
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Turkish Just one of many "I am not American" designs, this Turkish version (with or without translation) is great to have and use while celebrating ANZAC day. |
