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Designs made by dogs for dogs. At least in my mind, this is what my dogs tell me! Hilarious and egotistical designs for your favorite funny canines. VampireDog.com

potty trained human by vampire dog

potty trained human by vampire dog
What is your dog really thinking?
Your favorite incorrigible puppy just might be in the mood to give you away! Potty trained human free to good home by vampire dog.

not a dog by vampire dog

not a dog by vampire dog
Need an explanation? This is not a dog, it's a shirt or whatever (the dog understands) Who is the dog and who is the owner anyway? And, where is the dog? Funny dog gifts and t-shirts by vampiredog.com

recycled cat by vampiredog.com

recycled cat by vampiredog.com
Does your dog think it's really a cat? Does it sleep with your cat, purr and lick it's paws? Then your dog must be a recycled cat!
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I heart cat poop!

I heart cat poop!
Kitty cookies are crunchy are the outside and chewy and the inside and no dog can resist this tasty treat!
Funny dog humor for your rude dude dog from vampiredog.com

Sniff My Butt

Sniff My Butt
Why do dogs sniff each others' butts?
Who can tell what they're really thinking? Vampiredog.com can!
Funny dog tees for dogs and their humans!

my owner can do tricks!

my owner can do tricks!
How many tricks do you perform for your dog? How about fetch, throw the ball,fill the food dish,give me a treat,take me for a car ride? Vampiredog.com knows what your dog is thinking!

not a real dog by vampire dog

not a real dog by vampire dog
Not a real dog... after all, your dog is superior to the canine species. In fact, it just might be human. What the dog really thinks by VampireDog.com

I love kitty cookies!

I love kitty cookies!
Your dog's favorite treat is kitty cookies! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside...kitty cookies can't be beat! Designs by Canines for VampireDog.com

i have a new designer human!

i have a new designer human!
People love their new "designer dogs" and "designer dogs" love their new "designer humans"! We know what dogs think at VampireDog.com

i create designer dogs

i create designer dogs
Do your friends ask you what kind of dog is that? (in reference to your dog, of course) It could be that the neighbor's dog has been up to it's old tricks. Creating new designer dogs!
Vampiredog.com

I love my new designer human!

I love my new designer human!
Rescue dogs, or new puppies get so excited when they go home with you! They wiggle all over and think to themselves: "I heart my new designer human"! We know what dogs think! Vampiredog.com

Check out my new designer human!

Check out my new designer human!
If only your dog could talk! When you adopt a new puppy or rescue dog, you know how excited they can get!
They're telling all their animal friends: check out my new designer human! Life's great!


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