Welcome to the offical United Church of Bacon online shop. Not only will you be representing your favorite deity but you'll be supporting our church. We do not accept donations, tithing, or handouts so 100% of the proceeds from our shop go towards our expenses. Those billboards don't pay for themselves!

Thank you for shopping and praise the Lard!

Bacon Prophet John

In Bacon We Trust If Bacon were currency, we'd trust it any day.

Nevatican Show your pride for the home office of the Lard

Praise Bacon Get your Praise Bacon gear to show off your favorite deity.