Funny slogans and sayings you can't find anywhere else.

Mood Swings

Mood Swings
This is how I feel today so deal with it. Prepare everyone for your many moods with this funny design. Get a mood swings shirt or gift now.

Celebrity Hanger On!

Celebrity Hanger On!
Get noticed and be seen. Hang around with all the famous stars. Don't know any celebrities? Then get a Celebrity Hanger On shirt or gift and make everyone think you do.

Saddle Up

Saddle Up
Saddle up and get ready for the sock hop with this fun retro design. Get a saddle up shirt or gift today and remember some change for the jukebox.

I Dig Pool Parties!

I Dig Pool Parties!
If you dig retro style tiki drinks and pool parties then this illustrated design is for you daddy-o. It's deluxe and swinging just for you. Get a shirt or gift now!

Bring the Sun!

Bring the Sun!
Are you getting spring fever? If you are ready for those sunny lazy hazy days of summer then get a bring on the sun shirt or gift today and catch some rays!

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?
This Are we there yet design is perfect for long flights and road trips. keep the destination and not the journey in mind with Are we there yet? shirt or gift today!

Spring Broke

Spring Broke
Who needs Cancun when you have a kiddie pool and a hose.

Embrace the Burbs

Embrace the Burbs
Face facts, take off those stupid clothes showing your boxers and turn down the bass because you are from the burbs. Everyone knows it. Embrace it.

Off Campus Lunch

Off Campus Lunch
Do you remember off campus lunch, the junk food the tacos the freedom. Not like those prison looking schools today. Make all the kids jealous with an off campus shirt or gift today.

So Transparent

So Transparent
Do you know a lot of shallow people who are like, so transparent? Then let them know with the subtle sophisticated message of these slide film t-shirts and gifts.

I Never Learn!

I Never Learn!
Yet another stick figure descends into a flaming inferno of tragedy. If you never learn then this funny design is for you. Get a stickman tee or gift now!

Kabbalah

Kabbalah
Kabbalah: it will string you along. This funny design parodies that trendy religion with all the celebrity followers.

Optimum Performance

Optimum Performance
We were all designed for Optimum Performance. Make the best of your high performance design by engaging in strenuous activities like napping, watching TV, reclining, and chilling out!

Embarrassing Mugshot

Embarrassing Mugshot
You don't have to be a celebrity to have an embarrassing mugshot. There are tons of funny shirts and gifts inside.

Smooth Operator

Smooth Operator
Are you a smooth operator, a love doctor, or a pick up artist? We have some t-shirts and gifts for you. Oh yeah.

Tae Kwon Don't

Tae Kwon Don't
Don't do tae kwon do near a pile of bricks while you are currently on fire. Do buy one of these funny stick figure shirts and gifts.

Feng Shui

Feng Shui
Feng Shui is my favorite martial art! Loads of silly feng shui shirts and gifts to put you in touch with your chi.

Gimme My Stickers!

Gimme My Stickers!
I want my sticker book back how about you? I miss the scratch n sniff ones the most. Cool 80's nostalgia gifts.

Bad Influence

Bad Influence
Sometimes it's better not to follow your own advice.

It's my Shirt Label

It's my Shirt Label
Retro style labels that say this shirt belongs to. Personalize it with a marker or slap a nametag on it.

Don't try at home

Don't try at home
It's time the burning stick figure man got a new slogan. Whatever you do. Don't try this at home.

Lets play Pollo

Lets play Pollo
Truly humor does not get more sophisticated than this...Buy one for all your intellectual friends to wear in the think tank. There are 2 styles for you to choose, sorry tortillas not available.

Real cars

Real cars
Real cars have fake wood paneling. If your mom had a station wagon you need to get something with this design on it!

Tree Hugger

Tree Hugger
Funny shirts and gifts for tree huggers and the people that mock them. Why do the things I hug always give me splinters?

Cool Beans!

Cool Beans!
These shirts are like fer sure radical. They come in like 2 styles and they are awesome. They have this like 80's vibe and saying. Cool Beans!

Really High Five

Really High Five
How do Astronauts congratulate themselves when they did a good job? That's what I thought. High Five, no really really high five!

Sour Power

Sour Power
Hey there lemon head. Why think positive when you can harness the power of sour?

Loafing Around

Loafing Around
Whether you love to chill out max and relax, take a nap or simply vegetate, this design is for you. Don't get lazy on me. Buy it!

Rolling Gnomies

Rolling Gnomies
These gnomes are sick of hanging around the yard all day. They want to cruise in their vintage ragtop. Don't you want to be rolling with the gnom-ies?

80 mpg

80 mpg
Gas prices got you down? Who need to go 80 mph when you can get 80 mpg? Cool road sign style graphic is guaranteed to stop traffic.

Parachute Logic

Parachute Logic
It's all downhill from here. Well technically it's all down from here, but that didn't sound as good.

Lei'd in the Shade

Lei'd in the Shade
Have fun in the sun and get lei'd in the shade. Old saying gets a Hawaiian twist. It's perfect for summer. Aloha.

It's the retro balm!

It's the retro balm!
It's not the bomb, it's the balm! Be totally kissable with this vintage faded retro style design.

It's The Balm

It's The Balm
It's not the bomb, it's the balm! Be totally kissable with this design.

That's so Crude

That's so Crude
It's about time someone gave new meaning to the term crude t-shirt. The only thing offensive about this crude is the price you pay at the pump!

The Pretentious T-shirt

The Pretentious T-shirt
Look I could have submitted this design into a t-shirt contest but I didn't. I made it available to you. It's got everything. A cityscape, broken heart, bloody tears, even a random turtle. So buy one.

Brand Name Clothing

Brand Name Clothing
Everyone loves a designer label or a brand name. Get yours here. No designer label prices. Get a hot brand at an affordable price. Sense of humor required.

You are a winner!

You are a winner!
Be a winner with these confidence boosting tees and gifts. Yes self esteem can now be purchased.

Chocolate Melts

Chocolate Melts
Chocolate melting like rain. This design is for internet video loving chocoholics.

Save the World

Save the World
Save the World. Kill a minivan. The perfect gift for those of us who still drive normal cars.

Crazy 80s Visor

Crazy 80s Visor
Remember the 80s light bulb visor? They are making a comeback, so celebrate with this design.

Eye on You

Eye on You
This cool retro hurricane design is making a flirty statement. I've got my eye on you.

Just Funny Grab Bag

Just Funny Grab Bag
An assortment of quality novelty products that make you snort milk out of your nose. Not intellectual. Not Snobby. Not pretentious. Just Goofy silly fun! Enjoy.


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