» "Kip Hawley is an Idiot"
» "Grievance"
» "State of Flux at TSA"
» "I do not consent to being searched"
» "Bathroom Break"
» "My Mommy is a Screener"
» "My Daddy is a Screener"
» TSA Blues: "Model Workplace"
» Screeners Central Logo
» Screener Morale System
» TSA Blues: "Wait Times"
» "The Screeners" Comic
» Why Be A TSA Screener?
» No SSI
» "No Groping"
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The official Screeners Central Gear store, featuring great items with various TSA screener- and airport security-related images, including the "Why Be A TSA Screener?," "No Groping" and "No SSI" designs, "The Screeners" comic characters and "TSA Blues" comic images!

Sponsored by Screeners Central, the humorous (and at times irreverant) resource for TSA screeners.

"Kip Hawley is an Idiot"
"Kip Hawley is an Idiot"

Spell it out for those supervisors and managers who don't get it.

"I do not consent to being searched"
Display your opinion about searches - random or otherwise.

"Bathroom Break"
You know what happens when you ask for a bathroom break. Watch out!

TSA Blues:

Screeners Central Logo

Screener Morale System

Screener Morale System
A parody of the Homeland Security color coded alert system.

TSA Blues:

"The Screeners" Comic
Products featuring "The Screeners" comic strip characters.

Why Be A TSA Screener?

Why Be A TSA Screener?
Why be a TSA screener? Here's a list of reasons...


These products contain absolutely no Sensitive Security Information.

"No Groping"
Show the world what you think about "groping" at security checkpoints without running afoul of the law!

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