M*O*CThe Ministry of Confusion
Confusing the general public since 2021!
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Welcome to the Ministry of Confusion. We need your help! We have detirmined by scientific methods (we consulted our magic 8-ball) that the number of people who have been confused and/or amused this month is 60% below optimum. You can help by buying one of these fine items.

Lightship

Lightship
Spy Zeppelin! Space Balloon! All Floating Eye! Eyeship! A thing that defies easy description, but here it is nevertheless.

The Clumsy Octopus

The Clumsy Octopus
Oops! Looks like the Octopus has had an accident.

Biohazard Warning

Biohazard Warning
"Not to be taken internally ... If the canary dies, run! ... That's repulsive ... Waxes and shines ... It feels so good when I stop."

The Man from the Ministry

Lord Kitchener

Lord Kitchener
Lord Kitchener doesn't approve...

Black UN Helicopter

Black UN Helicopter
The Sinister Black UN Helicopter of Legend

Warning: Hard Light

Warning: Hard Light
Stay out of direct sunlight

Other Stationery and Accessories

Other Stationery and Accessories
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to...


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