Gohlkus Maximus and his Circus of Bad Ideas

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Gohlkus Maximus and his Circus of Bad Ideas

You've reached the Gohlkus Maximus Circus of Bad Ideas, Stolen Intellectual Property, Flights of Fancy, and Mediocre Execution. (**Now with updated images so the products actually work again!**)

Here's the idea: People have whims and then forget about them. That makes me a little sad, because whims are people too, sort of. I take these ephemeral ideas and turn them into real things.

To put it more accurately, but not to put too fine a point on it, I make them into representations of potential real things. This I do to amuse myself (and almost certainly not a single other person, though I admit I would be happier if that were to turn out not to be true).

It is a possibility, though by no means an inevitability, that someone may someday buy something from this here humble CafePress storefront. When and if that day comes, I will be very shocked indeed.

No further information is available about the Gohlkus Maximus Circus of Bad Ideas, Stolen Intellectual Property, Flights of Fancy, and Mediocre Execution. Enjoy!

Gohlkus Maximus Circus of Bad Ideas, etc. Frequently Asked Questions

Q. You were an art major, weren't you?
A. How could you tell?

Q. That's not an answer.
A. And that's not a question.

Q. But --
A. Please, stop bugging me.

In short: Bad ideas are good again! Gohlkus Maximus presents a veritable 'Circus of Bad Ideas' guaranteed to make you shrug, sigh, and spend your money indiscriminately. After all, discriminating consumers aren't happy consumers!



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