» Month of Slogans 2016
   » 5/31: KoPubCo
   » 5/30: Triplanetary
   » 5/29: Enforce the Constitution
   » 5/28: Climate Changes
   » 5/26: Tailgunner
   » 5/25: Tax Is Theft!
   » 5/24: War on Drugs
   » 5/23: Only Citizens Vote
   » 5/22: Poverty War
   » 5/21: Health Care Math
   » 5/20: Gov't-Run Health Care
   » 5/19: White Privilege
   » 5/18: Separation of Health & State
   » 5/17: Govt. as Landlord
   » 5/16: Read/Learn/Live the Declaration
   » 5/15: Over w/Compassionate Conservative
   » 5/14: Vote for Nobody
      » Stickers, Buttons, Signs
      » Clothes & Hats
      » Drinkware: Cups, Flasks & More!
      » Bags & Miscellany
   » 5/13: Gov't Out of Everywhere
   » 5/12: Hardest Working Lily
   » 5/11: Gov't that Subsidizes, Owns
   » 5/10: Separation of Environment & State
   » 5/9: The New Galileos
   » 5/8: Gov't That Feeds You
   » 5/7: Evolution Designed
   » 5/6: Coal Is Solar
   » 5/5: Fun & Games Until Somebody Elected
   » 5/4: Worst... Election... Ever..
   » 5/3: Waiting for the Backlash
   » 5/2: Vote with your Neocortex
   » 5/1: Separation of Economy & State
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   » Green is New Red
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   » Drill_Yes
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» And_I_Vote!
   » Cox 2018
   » Addicted_2_Oil
   » South_Park_Republican
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   » Clingers
   » Typical_White
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   » Waterboard_Yes
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   » Health Care
   » Extreme Moderation
» Christmas Attitude
» ContraIllegals
   » Deport Yes
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A Month of Slogans, 2016! Triplanetary Traders offers your an aggressive... nay, transgressive collection of products that speak Truth to Power (or at least tweak Power on the nose). Whether you are a conservative, a libertarian, an anarchist, or a liberal who hasn't totally lost all sense of irony, you will find something in this section to make you grin like Alex deLarge. Come back every day or follow us on Twitter to find out what the latest addition is!

5/31: KoPubCo

5/31: KoPubCo
Triplanetary Traders is the only source for KoPubCo-branded merchandise!

5/30: Triplanetary

5/30: Triplanetary
Now The Triplanetary Corporation has logo merchandise available for you to enjoy! Be the envy of your co-workers!

5/29: Enforce the Constitution

5/29: Enforce the Constitution
The Constitution is the most profound limitation on governmental power ever written. If you think the Founding Fathers are irrelevant, reread this amazing document!

5/28: Climate Changes

5/28: Climate Changes
Earth's climate has been changing for millions of years. Despite the narcissistic hubris of environmentalists, Man's influence on this is inconsequential. Tell everyone to get over it!

5/26: Tailgunner

5/26: Tailgunner
Joe McCarthy uncovered 57 Communists in the US government. For this he was hounded to death. Had we listened, we might not now have Communists at every level of government.

5/25: Tax Is Theft!

5/25: Tax Is Theft!
"The power to tax is the power to destroy." It steals from the productive and gives to those with political connections. Let the statists know that you are on to their con!

5/24: War on Drugs

5/24: War on Drugs
Drug prohibition is as successful as liquor prohibition was. More than a trillion dollars have been wasted since Progressives began their century-long drug war in 1914. Let all know that we must End T

5/23: Only Citizens Vote

5/23: Only Citizens Vote
It's not an illegal act to state the law, even on election day: Only Citizens May Vote. This two-sided shirt makes it plain: it's not "voter intimidation" if they're not legally entitled to vote!

5/22: Poverty War

5/22: Poverty War
$22 trillion taken from productive citizens over half a century resulted in zero change in the poverty rate (15% in 1965 to 15% in 2011). End This War!

5/21: Health Care Math

5/21: Health Care Math
In Statistics, "degrees of freedom" (df) equals the population (n) of choices minus 1. When your only choice in health care is the government system or nothing, you have zero degrees of freedom. No Ch

5/20: Gov't-Run Health Care

5/20: Gov't-Run Health Care
The Nazi reich and the Soviet Union provided free health care as a method to reward their cronies and punish their enemies. Millions died. Single payer means zero options if The State decides that you

5/19: White Privilege

5/19: White Privilege
If you're still looking for those goodies you're supposed to have gotten just by being born white, let the guy calling you racist based on your skin color know that you haven't received your check yet

5/18: Separation of Health & State

5/18: Separation of Health & State
Separate Church & State? It's just as vital to separate Health and State. Our Bodies, Our Selves? Prove it by abolishing government intrusion/control!

5/17: Govt. as Landlord

5/17: Govt. as Landlord
The Government that houses you, owns you. A bureaucrat can render you homeless at a whim to freeze to death on the street. One Big Landlord means zero options.

5/16: Read/Learn/Live the Declaration

5/16: Read/Learn/Live the Declaration
You want radical, revolutionary rhetoric? Nothing before or since matches the daring of The Declaration of Independence! Proclaim Liberty throughout the Universe!

5/15: Over w/Compassionate Conservative

5/15: Over w/Compassionate Conservative
No more Mr/Ms. Compassionate Conservative! If you think it's time for the return of hard-nosed, tight-fisted, flint-hearted Conservatism, let the world hear you!

5/14: Vote for Nobody

5/14: Vote for Nobody
Vote for Nobody is back, and more relevant than ever in this #Election2016 year! This new design makes the point even clearer: Nobody is the Perfect Candidate!

5/13: Gov't Out of Everywhere

5/13: Gov't Out of Everywhere
Where do you think government has intruded? Your bedroom? Your medicine cabinet? Check out our (far from) all-inclusive list of places where The State should KYFHO!

5/12: Hardest Working Lily

5/12: Hardest Working Lily
Matthew 6:28 urges us to consider the lilies of the field: they toil not, neither to they spin. If you're the lily that begs to differ, slap this slogan on your shirt or your car!

5/11: Gov't that Subsidizes, Owns

5/11: Gov't that Subsidizes, Owns
Do you think the government steals money from one group of people to subsidize others out of the goodness of its heart? Control is the goal. The government that subsidizes you owns you!

5/10: Separation of Environment & State

5/10: Separation of Environment & State
If Environmentalism is the new religion of the Left, then it's only fair and consistent to demand the strict separation of Environment & State.

5/9: The New Galileos

5/9: The New Galileos
Resist the Green Inquisition! Put the Sun in its rightful place as the central controller of climate.

5/8: Gov't That Feeds You

5/8: Gov't That Feeds You
Do you really trust a government to feed you and demand nothing in return? Fealty or Death is the statist's motto!

5/7: Evolution Designed

5/7: Evolution Designed
It shouldn't be hard for Evolutionists and Creationists to reconcile: tell them how with this simple observation and suggest that they just Hug It Out!

5/6: Coal Is Solar

5/6: Coal Is Solar
Those fancy electric cars? Plugged into an electrical grid powered by coal! Let the world know that coal is concentrated solar power.

5/5: Fun & Games Until Somebody Elected

5/5: Fun & Games Until Somebody Elected
Sure, you can lose an eye in all those fun and games, and there are plenty of T-shirts to tell you that. But elections can affect the nation for generations. Let the world know that you the gravity (a

5/4: Worst... Election... Ever..

5/4: Worst... Election... Ever..
It's down to a short-fingered vulgarian, a geriatric Socialist, and Bernie Sanders. Let the world know that these choices suck.

5/3: Waiting for the Backlash

5/3: Waiting for the Backlash
Are you waiting for the Backlash? Against... whatever? This 2-sided T lets the world know you're cautiously optimistic.

5/2: Vote with your Neocortex

5/2: Vote with your Neocortex
Tell everyone to use their higher brain functions this (and every) election year!

5/1: Separation of Economy & State

5/1: Separation of Economy & State
Support the Separation of Economy and State! Regulating commerce is as sure a path to tyranny as regulating religion. Free Markets = Free Minds!


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