Funny t-shirts designed with ironic but very true quotes, sayings and sentences describing this crazy world. Your own custom tee shirt printing for men, women, kids and grandma!
Je travaille durJe travaille dur pour que mon chat puisse avoir une meilleure vie. I work hard so my cat can live a better life. Available in English and French! |
Gym for the weekendGym for the weekend. Available in English, Spanish, French, German and Polish, Italian and Russian! |
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Rules for dating my daughterRules for dating my daughter/Reglas para tener una cita con mi hija/Regles pour un rv avec ma fille. Available in English, Spanish and French! |
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My best friendEverything canges and nothing stays the same but as we grow up, one thing does remain: I was with you before and will ne till the end, nothing could ever replace... MY BEST FRIEND. |
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We the PeopleWe the People, Preamble to the United States Constitution |
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Best FriendsWe will think of each other, wherever we are.
You're wonderful people, with good hearts to lend.
And I want you to know, that ya'll will always be my
BEST FRIENDS |
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BullfightingThe most well-known form of bullfighting is Spanish-style bullfighting, practiced in Spain, Portugal, Southern France, Mexico, Colombia, Ecuador, Venezuela, and Peru. The Spanish Fighting Bull is bred |
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Freedom, SanchoFreedom, Sancho, is one of the most precious gifts that heaven has bestowed upon men. The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha, Miguel de Cervantes, 1605-1615.
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OleQue viva España y olé!
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Don QuixoteThe Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha
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Infinite stupidity (ENG)Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity and i'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein. |
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Polska 4Polska, Poland, Polonia, Pologne, Polen
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The essential is invisible to the eyes"One sees clearly only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes." The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, 1943. Available in English, Spanish, French, German, Portuguese and Polish! |
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Infinita estupidez (ESP)Hay dos cosas infinitas: el universo y la estupidez humana, y del universo no estoy muy seguro. Albert Einstein. |
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Polska 3Polska, Poland, Polonia, Pologne, Polen
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Beer-volution (French)Beer-volution. Available in English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Polish and Russian! |
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Infinie bêtise (FRA)Deux choses sont infinies : l'univers et la bêtise humaine. Mais pou l'univers, je n'en pas très sûr. Albert Einstein. |
L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux“On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.”
Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, 1943.
Disponible en anglais, espagnol, français, allemand, portugais et polon |
Polska 2Polska, Poland, Polonia, Pologne, Polen
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Beer-volution (German)Beer-volution. Available in English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Polish and Russian! |
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Das Wesentliche ist für die Augen unsichtbar“Man sieht nur mit dem Herzen gut. Das Wesentliche ist für die Augen unsichtbar.”
Der kleine Prinz, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, 1943.
Verfügbar in Englisch, Spanisch, Französisch, Deutsch, Portugiesis |
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Polska 1Polska, Poland, Polonia, Pologne, Polen
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O essencial é invisível aos olhos“Somente vemos bem com o coração. O essencial é invisível aos olhos."
O Principezinho, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, 1943.
Disponível em Inglês, Espanhol, Francês, Alemão, Português e Polaco! |
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Beer-volution (Polish)Beer-volution. Available in English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Polish and Russian! |
Najwazniejsze jest niewidoczne dla oczu“Dobrze widzi sie tylko sercem. Najwazniejsze jest niewidoczne dla oczu.”
Maly Ksiaze, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, 1943.
Dostepne w jezyku angielskim, hiszpanskim, francuskim, niemieckim, portugalskim |
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Exercice pour le weekendExercice pour le weekend. Available in English, Spanish, French, German and Polish, Italian and Russian! |
What you doThe difference between who you are and who you want to be is WHAT YOU DO!
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Fit fürs WochenendeFit fürs Wochenende. Available in English, Spanish, French, German and Polish, Italian and Russian! |
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Silka na weekendSilka na weekend. Available in English, Spanish, French, German and Polish, Italian and Russian! |
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True loveI always thought that true love was shaped like a heart, until I knew that Jesus died for me on a Cross. Available in English and Spanish! |
Amor verdaderoSiempre pensé que el verdadero amor tenía forma de corazón, hasta el día que supe que Jesús murió por mí en una Cruz. Disponible en español e inglés! |
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Keep calm and carry onKeep Calm and Carry On. Mantén la calma y sigue adelante. Propaganda poster 1939 Second World War. |
Show off your colors - PortugalPortugal has 850 km of beaches bathed by the Atlantic Ocean. Portugal has managed to combine the beauty of its paradisiacal beaches and cosmopolitan cities with a rural and traditional interior.
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Show off your colors - SpainKnown for its history, art, bullfighting, flamenco, beaches and so many hours of sunshine a year, Spain is a country full of contrasts, starting with its climate and landscapes. |
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Show off your colors - FootballAmerican football evolved in the United States, originating from the sports of soccer and rugby. The first American football match was played on November 6, 1869, between two college teams, Rutgers an |
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Show off your colors - TennisIn 16th century the game began to be called "tennis", from the French term "tenez!", which can be translated as "take!", an interjection used as a call from the server to his opponent. |
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Show off your colors - AustraliaAustralia, officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a sovereign country comprising the mainland of the Australian continent, the island of Tasmania, and numerous smaller islands. |
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Dream bigLive simply, dream big, be grateful, give love, laugh lots! |
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20202020? Nah, wouldn't recommend. |
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ScaramoucheScaramouche, but who is Scaramouche, and why does he hide his face behind a mask? |
19841984. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. |
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US Declaration of Independence"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of |
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Yo soy el camino"Yo soy el Camino, la Verdad y la Vida. Nadie va al Padre, sino por mí." Juan 14:6
"I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6 |
HolodomorHolodomor: Ukrainian Genocide of 1932–33. |
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Be KindIn a world when you can be anything, be kind. |
Prepare to dieHello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
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You owe meAnd still after all this time, the Sun never says to the Earth, "You owe me". Look what happens with a Love like that, it lights up the whole Sky. |
Happy Mother's Day 4Happy Mother's Day, Feliz Dia de la Madre, Joyeuse Fete des Meres, Frohen Muttertag, Buona festa della mamma... |
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MercuryMercury, Periodically Bohemian |
Life goes onThings end. People change. And you know what? Life goes on.
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And the Word became Flesh"And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we saw his glory, the glory as of the Father’s only Son, full of grace and truth." John 1:14 |
Silent NightSilent night, holy night,
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child.
Holy infant, so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace,
Sleep in heavenly peace. |
Let me sow love"Where there is hatred, let me sow love." St. Francis of Assisi. |
Against the TideAgainst the Tide/A contracorriente/A contre-courant/Controcorrente/Gegenströmung/Pod Prad. Available in English, Spanish, French, Italian, German and Polish! |
Fear NotFear not, I am with you;
be not dismayed; I am your God.
I will strengthen you, and help you,
and uphold you with my right hand of justice. |
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HappinessEverybody wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can't have a rainbow without a little rain. |
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He is RisenWhy do you seek the Living among the Dead? He is not Here; He is Risen! Luke 24:5-6 |
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The Truth will set you FreeThen Jesus said to the Jews who had believed in him, ‘If you continue in my word you are truly my disciples; and you will know the truth, and the truth will make you free' (John 8:31–32). |
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Hello SummerHello Summer! Hola Verano! Bonjour l'Été! Hallo Sommer! |
I need glassesMy doctor says I need glasses / Le docteur dit que j'ai besoin de verres
(available in English and French) |
Ubi caritasUbi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.
Where charity and love are, God is there. |
Live simplyLive simply so others can simply live. Still thinking that money brings happiness? |
Los ExtraditablesI prefer to be in the grave in Colombia than in a jail cell in the United States.
(versión en español disponible) |
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If I don't have love I am nothingIf I have the gift of prophecy, to penetrate all mysteries and knowledge; and if I have all the faith necessary to move mountains - but do not have love, I am nothing. [1 Corinthians 13:2] |
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MotherMother, noun: a female parent; the person who raises, nourishes, teaches and encourages her children; one who loves unconditionally; one who is giving, caring, kind; a heart healer and a secret keeper |
JoyJoy (in Japanese Kanji)
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FatherFather, noun: a male parent; an inspirational person, loved, emulated and admired; one who supports, guides and encourages his children; a man of exceptional patience, kind and understanding; often re |
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TGIFThanks God It's Friday! |
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A Child is bornFor unto us a child is born, and unto us a son is given; upon his shoulder dominion rests. They name him Wonder-Counselor, God-Hero, Father-Forever, Prince of Peace. Isaiah 9:5 |
A good braFriends are like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always close to your heart! |
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All you touchAll you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be. |
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Be yourself"Be yourself, everyone else is taken." Oscar Wilde. |
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Cat FamilyFirst we had each other, then we had you. Now we have everything. |
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Close to the heartSide by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart. |
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Forever has no endSometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop. Someone who makes you believe that there really |
Free LemonsIf life gives you Lemons, Keep them because, Hey, Free Lemons! |
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Hugz?Would you Hug a cactus?
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WhiskeyWhat Whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. |
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Little RebelDo not read the next sentence... You little rebel. I like you. |
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NunSupport Iraq’s persecuted Christians |
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