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Welcome!
Welcome to The Pink Moustachery! This is the completely and totally official store of Confessions of a Sexy Mom by Cathy Bertrand. Here you'll find all sorts of crap I made that you don't need but kind of want because it's awesome and funny even if it makes no sense to anyone who doesn't read the blog. Buy some today and confuse the crap out of your co-workers and husband! And, of course, visit the blog at www.confessionsofasexymom.wordpress.com!

Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$17.99
Rectangle Magnet: The Pink Moustache Award
Rectangle Magnet: The Pink Moustache Award
$4.49
Rectangle Magnet
Rectangle Magnet
$4.49
Shot Glass: Small moustache
Shot Glass: Small moustache
$7.99
Shot Glass: Friends don't let friends blog drunk.
Shot Glass: Friends don't let friends blog drunk.
$7.99
Shot Glass: I am Jack's Rockin' Sex Drive
Shot Glass: I am Jack's Rockin' Sex Drive
$7.99
Upside Down Shot Glass: If you can read this...
Upside Down Shot Glass: If you can read this...
$7.99
Magnet: Big Dog needs a bone. Woof.
Magnet: Big Dog needs a bone. Woof.
$3.49
Magnet: Holy Mackeroley!
Magnet: Holy Mackeroley!
$3.49
Magnet: You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?
Magnet: You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?
$3.49
Magnet: Sweet Jesus In Birks!
Magnet: Sweet Jesus In Birks!
$3.49
Magnet: Sexting With Northman!
Magnet: Sexting With Northman!
$3.99
Magnet: Elf Porn
Magnet: Elf Porn
$3.99
Magnet: No Douche Canoes!
Magnet: No Douche Canoes!
$3.99
Rectangle Magnet: Sexy Devil Panties
Rectangle Magnet: Sexy Devil Panties
$4.49
Women have moustaches, too!
Women have moustaches, too!
$16.99
Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt: Property of Northman
Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt: Property of Northman
$17.99
Aluminum Photo Keychain: TWO SIDED
Aluminum Photo Keychain: TWO SIDED
$7.99
Aluminum Photo Keychain: Effin' Northman!
Aluminum Photo Keychain: Effin' Northman!
$8.99
Mug: Elf Porn: A Tiny Obsession
Mug: Elf Porn: A Tiny Obsession
$11.99
Mug: YAAAAWP!!
Mug: YAAAAWP!!
$11.99
Sticker (Rectangle): Property of Northman
Sticker (Rectangle): Property of Northman
$3.49
Sticker (Rectangle): SJIB!
Sticker (Rectangle): SJIB!
$3.99
Sticker (Rectangle): Only You Can Stop Elf Porn!
Sticker (Rectangle): Only You Can Stop Elf Porn!
$3.99
Sticker (Rectangle): Elf Porn: A Tiny Obsession
Sticker (Rectangle): Elf Porn: A Tiny Obsession
$3.99
Sticker (Oval): Friends don't let friends...
Sticker (Oval): Friends don't let friends...
$3.99
Sticker (Oval): Friends don't let friends...
Sticker (Oval): Friends don't let friends...
$3.99
Journal: Sexting With Northman
Journal: Sexting With Northman
$10.99



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