» I hate shaving my legs
» I need a beer watching this game...
» I know you're fine but what do I do?
» I would hate it if I could see dead people
» Fuck everything. Time to drink.
» I need a texting buddy.
» I Wish I Wish I Wish I Wish I Wish A BITCH WOULD
» Something is going on...
» I dont get it...
» being home alone and hearing noises from downs ...
» I am consumed with lust at the high quality of ...
» I'm disconnected from the world... I love ...
» I wanna take some pictures. Just because.
» Fuck me ^.^
» I'm a hazard to the parking lot right now.
» I can finally relax
» I make my OWN money; just like to spend HIS
» I swear, I always fall for your type.
» nothing like a little online shopping
» I hate when people bring up things from the pa ...
» I wanna keep getting to know you. :)
» Nothing lasts forever, forever is a lie. All t ...
» I had a good friend who said to me that I shou ...
» I would kill for jewelry!
» i'd rather stay home and watch sports on ...
» I need a good laugh
» I was so excited for my cocktail shrimp platte ...
» I really don't understand how people can ...
» I washed my pants and now they're so damn ...
» I need to pee.. Thought i'd share that wi ...
» sitting in a room full of adults.. this is awk ...
» I really wanted to go bowling tonight!
» having a sore throat sucks :(
» i wish i could skate.
» Stalking is easy. ;)
» I wanna see this go down.
» I'm way too good at being a weirdo.
» I want breakfast for dinner
» I want a pug.
» Nothing wrong with making the same beautiful m ...
» I miss my money
» I keep getting distracted from my yogurt
» I'm gonna fight my better judgement, and ...
» I Need Some ACTION
» I just want to be the best man I can be.
» I want to stay in tonight but my mind wont let ...
» I hate people who post pictures of their texti ...
» Something is JUST WRONG about a half eaten, ba ...
» Trust no one.
» Stand up for what you believe in
» Whoever's sneaking about my house downsta ...
» Freezing my tits off
» Maybe it's time to be productive
» Is something wrong? You smell stressed.
» The feminine is more powerful than the masculi ...
» freezing and i have to go to work erg
» Change is needed.
» It's crazy how I automatically smile when ...
» Pull. The answer was pull. Thanks for playing.
» Love like you'll never be hurt, sing like ...
» Forever a fuck up.
» When a girl is down..make her feel Beautiful.. ...
» Life is as random as the weather. You can&apos ...
» I've got a Lemur on my head.
» Ranging parks has its ups and downs.
» Searching for that peace but the peace I could ...
» I don't believe in failure. It is not fai ...
» Perhaps you should ask a nun.
» my motto is
» my motto is
» I've decided that the best things in life ...
» We don't begin to know what freedom is un ...
» It is time to rock the boat and refuse to lay ...
» I always like to look on the optimistic side o ...
» A rather lovely looking girl next to,e in the ...
» Judge me not how I fall please but how I get b ...
» Just for clarity it was stapled onto my apron
» It's the holiday season and soon all my r ...
» Morning Deuce
» Am I more than you bargained for yet ?
» "maybe I should go to Colorado." sai ...
» The sun is shining bright, birds are singing a ...
» Respect yourself enough to walk away from ANYO ...
» Sleeping on the bathroom floor tells you the story
» This is one naughty hangover, head is bouncing
» My mind is just somewhere else
» Thanks for listening.
» I want to find the people who look identical t ...
» Don't make me click my fingers in a Z for ...
» This is gonna be one good month.
» Am I too intense for you?
» I drink to remember, I smoke to forget
» Her legs and chest manifest my stress.
» I need some slippers, my toes are cold
» How the fuck am I supposed to reply to that?
» I unwittingly slay with my axe and pick, ye mo ...
» Don't wait. Life goes faster than you think
» I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't li ...
» He's still on the phone with him. This is ...
» I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You ...
» Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
» i love how you can even make your typing come ...
» He looks like a bad one night stand.
» After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......stil ...
» Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. ...
» Guys who wear capris make me want to kill enda ...
» I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I ...
» I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs righ ...
» Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
» Stop texting me, I'm right here.
» chick im bringing home just asked our cab driv ...
» Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
» you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching car ...
» I'll listen to your side of the story whe ...
» Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same dr ...
» And we will make penis cookies and eat them su ...
» White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm ...
» theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs ...
» People with herpes should wear stickers.
» her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
» she smelled like a LAN party
» At least you're going to bed with all the ...
» Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
» PS- did you die? If you did just text dead to ...
» You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Fami ...
» a blunt
» About to take a shower
» Absolutely nothing
» A carrot
» actually the worst thing
» after that
» ain't no telling what we could have been
» All I can say is unreal
» All I think about is how to make you think of me.
» all night long
» And at that
» And call it a night.
» And I can't find myself
» And I don't give a fuck.
» And I hate moving
» and i lose
» and i'm
» And I'm still drunk
» and I'm tired of waiting
» And I really don't want to
» And it feels like the end
» And it's on me now
» And I want to work out
» And I will find you
» And my brothers
» And not the world.
» And now you all know
» And said,
» and that's just how i feel.
» And thinking about what I'm going to eat.
» and thinking is not good
» And this is exactly why I'm single
» and this shit just started
» And you know that I know
» Another night
» Another night to myself
» Any of it.
» Anything you want
» Are you high?
» around my neck
» Around the world
» As i call it
» As long as you love me :)
» at least
» At least we got something
» Attempting to make a pizza
» At the end of everything i will be happy
» At the moment
» away from this
» Awkward situations
» baby you know I'm worth it
» Back In The Gym
» Back To Work
» Back to work tomorrow.
» Back when I was young
» Bacon is a drug
» Bad Mood
» Banned from the internet.
» Bc i can
» Because I do a lot.
» because I know you don't care.
» Because You have to Deal with
» Be different
» Been out all day
» been there done that
» Before I pass out
» Belong to the world
» be nice to people
» be patient
» Best in a while
» Best part of the movie
» Better get in shape
» Better than I was yesterday.
» Beyond tired right now
» Bitch You Know You Love This Life
» Blah Blah
» Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah b ...
» Booty calls
» Bored in my dorm
» boring saturday
» Born to lose
» bout to go in my bed
» Bout to go out
» Bright side
» But I don't want to
» But I know I have to
» but I know who I want.
» But I stand
» But now you don't know what to say
» but oh well
» But she liked it
» But Whatever
» But when it came to me she had a thing for me
» but you and me
» But you got the idea
» By the way, I love you ?
» Called it
» Called it when I first saw him
» Calling me crazy.
» Call me when you wanna see me
» Came Over Here For Nothing
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Fuck me ^.^
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i wish i could skate.
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Stalking is easy. ;)
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I Need Some ACTION
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Trust no one.
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Change is needed.
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Forever a fuck up.
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my motto is
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a blunt
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Absolutely nothing
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after that
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all night long
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And call it a night.
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And I hate moving
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and i lose
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and i'm
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And I will find you
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And my brothers
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And now you all know
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And said,
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Any of it.
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Anything you want
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around my neck
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As i call it
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at least
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away from this
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Back In The Gym
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Back To Work
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Back when I was young
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Bacon is a drug
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Bad Mood
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Bc i can
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Because I do a lot.
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Be different
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Been out all day
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been there done that
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Before I pass out
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Belong to the world
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be nice to people
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be patient
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Best in a while
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Better get in shape
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Blah Blah
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Booty calls
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Bored in my dorm
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boring saturday
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Born to lose
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bout to go in my bed
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Bout to go out
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Bright side
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But I don't want to
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But I know I have to
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But I stand
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but oh well
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but you and me
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