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Buy Funny T-Shirts, Funny Gifts, and much more! Silly and Funny gifts for the whole family, from shirts to hats, coffee mugs, magnets, tote bags, sweatshirts, and more. Find funny jokes, puns, and pop culture sayings.

I'm on a Boat

How I Roll (Toilet Paper)

How I Roll (Toilet Paper)
Who doesn't love a good roll of toilet paper? Whether you're using it for decorating, or utilizing its most basic function, this funny, "That's How I Roll" design is great for TP lovers everywhere.

got cowbell?

got cowbell?
Need more cowbell? If you've gotta have it, then this "got cowbell?" design is the perfect gift.

More Cowbell!

More Cowbell!
I gotta have more cowbell!

Chance this is Rum

You Suck

Put On Your Big Girl Panties & Deal With It!

Put On Your Big Girl Panties & Deal With It!
For all of you who have ever wanted to just say, "Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!" Life's rough, but real women know how to handle it!

Stressed is Desserts Backwards

Stressed is Desserts Backwards
Everyone knows that the best way to battle stress is to drown it in sugar! That's why we created our "Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards" design.

I Whine & Wine

I Whine & Wine
Because "I always feel better after I wine a little". We thought you might too! This sophisticated design features grapes and a wine glass along with our funny phrase.

Knowledge is Contagious

I Have Gas

Well Behaved Women (2)

I'm Not Short, I'm Fun-Sized!

All of God's Creatures

All of God's Creatures
All of God's creatures have a place... next to the potatoes and gravy.

I Make My Own Gas (beans)

Dam It

Dam It
This funny little beaver has a job to do, Dam It!

Smooth Like Butter

Smooth Like Butter
Are you smooth like butter? Let everyone know it with this cool, buttery flavored design. Yum!

Certified Cookie Inspector

Idaho? No, You Da Ho!

Mad Emoticon

Junk in the Trunk

Junk in the Trunk
The perfect gift for anyone with lots of "Junk in the Trunk". This funny black, white, and red design features an actual trunk filled with plenty of junk.

You Have My Red Stapler

You Have My Red Stapler
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler! This funny pop culture reference design features a red stapler.

No Soup for You!

No Soup for You!
Now you've done it! You've gone and angered the Soup Nazi! You know what that means- No Soup for You!

A Little Soup for You...

A Little Soup for You...
The Soup Nazi is feeling benevolent today! You better take advantage of his kindness with this funny, "Maybe just a little soup for you..." design now.

Don't Tell Walrus I Have Bucket!

Don't Tell Walrus I Have Bucket!
Not sure what the heck this means? It's a pop culture reference to an online phenomenon following the saga of a walrus who has lost his blue bucket. Now our little kitty has it!

Runs with Scissors

I Said Good Day!

Seriously.

Eat Pork! (Spider Web)

Eat Pork! (Spider Web)
This spider can spell, but do you really want her help? We're paying homage to that adorable children's spider and pig classic novel with this hilarious, "Eat Pork" spider web design.

This Blows (Hair Dryer)

That Sucks (Vacuum Cleaner)

That's How I Roll (dice)

That's How I Roll (Change)

That's How I Roll (bowling)

I'm Kind of a Big Deal

The Affairs of Dragons

The Affairs of Dragons
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

Butter My Buns!

Butter My Buns!
Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit! This funny phrase makes a great gift for anyone who loves southern fried sayings.

That's Tacky (Tacks)

Just a Lazy Machine

Just a Lazy Machine
I'm just a lazy machine, and I don't work for nobody...

I Like My Coffee Strong

I Like My Coffee Strong
Need a good cup of caffeine to get you going? This funny "I Like My Coffee Strong" design is the perfect gift for coffee drinkers!

That's Hot (Fire)

This Blows (Fan)

Slacker Snail

Espresso for Unattended Children

Espresso for Unattended Children
Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.

Proud Mayor of Crazy Town

Proud Mayor of Crazy Town
You're talking to the proud mayor of Crazy Town! Now run!

Cup of Shut the Hell Up!

Cup of Shut the Hell Up!
Not in the best of moods? Our "How about a nice big cup of shut the hell up?" design will get your point across!

You Think Your Job Stinks?

You Think Your Job Stinks?
Talk about potty humor! This funny design reminds you that a bad day at the office is still better than a lifetime as a toilet.

B is for Beer

B is for Beer
This funny "B is for Beer" design features a beer bottle and glass brimming with wonderful, foaming beer! A great gift for anyone who loves a good brewski.

I Don't Give a Rat's Ass

I Don't Give a Rat's Ass
No really, tell us how you feel! This funny design features the silhouettes of a rat leading his pet donkey around on a leash. What does it mean? Well, I don't give a rat's ass!

Chatterbox

Female Survival Chart

Male Survival Chart

Gotta Have More Cowbell

Put on Big Girl Panties (2)

Put on Big Girl Panties (2)
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it! Now our bestselling design is available without the undies graphic for those who like a bit of simplicity.

Don't Stay in School

Don't Stay in School
Stay in School. Or don't. It might actually be better for everyone if you just quit now. You know you want to anyway...

Trouble (Jolly Roger Pirate Flags)

Stupid Helmet

I Ride the Short Bus

I Ride the Short Bus
Have you been told that you're "special"? Let everyone know just how "unique" you are with our, "I Ride the Short Bus" design.

I Shop, Therefore I Am

What's Up, Chicken Butt?

Red Pirate Skull Crossbones

Well Behaved Women

Well Behaved Women
It's a fact- Well behaved women rarely make history!

Pretzels Make Me Thirsty

Pretzels Make Me Thirsty
These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Up Shit Creek

Nuttier than Squirrel Poo

Let Me Axe You Something

Let Me Axe You Something
Can I Axe You a Question?

Bitchtatorship

Bitchtatorship
This is not a democracy- It's a bitchtatorship!

Can't Spare a Square

Sit for Brains

Sit for Brains
This funny play on words "Sit for Brains" design features a nice comfy chair where the brain should be. It's the perfect gift for the lazy person in your life!

Knit for Brains

Knit for Brains
The perfect gift for anyone who loves to knit, our colorful "Knit for Brains" funny play on words design features yarn and knitting needles where the brain should be.

(Drill) Bit for Brains (1)

(Drill) Bit for Brains (1)
The perfect gift for anyone who loves working with machines and tools, our Drill Bit for Brains t-shirt and gift design features a drill and bit where the brain should be.

(Drill) Bit for Brains (2)

(Drill) Bit for Brains (2)
The perfect gift for anyone who loves tools and woodworking, our funny play on words Drill Bit for Brains design features a drill bits where the brain should be!

Mitt for Brains

Mitt for Brains
This funny "Mitt for Brains" design features a baseball glove and ball where the brain should be. The perfect gift for anyone who loves baseball or softball!

Shave your Pits!

Shave your Pits!
Hug a tree, but shave your armpits!

Crazy Old Cat Lady

Everything's Better with Cat Hair

Everything's Better with Cat Hair
Everything tastes better with cat hair in it!

Pirate To Do List

Pirate To Do List
A pirate's life can be very busy! Sometimes it helps to keep a to do list. Of course, every day is usally the same: pillage, burn, and repeat!

Scurvy Pirate

Scurvy Pirate
Aargh! There be pirates here! This "Scurvy Dog" pirate design features a skull and crossbones with the words scurvy dog written below. The "crossbones" are swords.

You Just Can't Beat Kids!

You Just Can't Beat Kids!
Kids: You just can't beat 'em!

Gone Fly Fishing

Never Give Up!

Never Give Up!
Don't go down without a fight! Love the design of the frog choking the bird that's trying to eat it? It's now available on tons of products, including framed prints!

Beware of Sasquatch

Hot Coffee Pot

Hot Coffee Pot
Nobody ever thinks about the poor coffee pot and all of that HOT coffee!

Simma Down Naw!

Simma Down Naw!
Simmer Down Now. Or should we say, Simma Down Naw!

I'm Always Right!

I'm Always Right!
You can just agree with me, or you can be wrong.

A Bit Slow (Turtle)

Don't take Crap! (Plunger)

Don't take Crap! (Plunger)
This plunger knows better than anyone- Don't put up with crap from anyone!

Dragon Breath

Dragon Breath
Our Dragon Breath design is so darn cute that it almost makes halitosis seem adorable! This funny little dragon is breathing fire everywhere, and it is STINKY!

I'm Not Crazy...anymore

This is Your Brain

This is Your Brain
Remember all of those public service announcement commercials about drugs and your brain? It turns out your brain LIKES fried eggs, and he's making you some!

Peace Out

Man on Toilet High on Pot

I Can See Your Point...

I Can See Your Point...
I see your point, but I still think you're full of it!

PITA (Pain in the Ass)

PITA (Pain in the Ass)
Are you a certified PITA (Pain in the Ass)? Say it loud, and say it proud with our "PITA" design. This also makes a great gift for that special PITA in your life.

Can of Whoop Ass

Can of Whoop Ass
Get your freshly opened Can of Whoop Ass right here!

I'll Help You Out...

I'll Help You Out...
I'd be happy to help you out. Just show me where you came in!

Salty Slugs

Salty Slugs
Just a hunka hunka burning slug!

I'm the Decider

I put ketchup on my ketchup

I put salt on my salt

I Put Mustard on My Mustard

Nuttier Than a Fruitcake

The Windshield & The Bug

The Windshield & The Bug
Bad day? At least you can have a sense of humor about it with this funny "Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug" design.

Spooning Leads to Forking

Bite Me! Design

The Dingo Ate Your Baby

Uncle Sam says, Grow Up!

What's the Dill? Pickle

Fishin' Impossible

Bass Ackwards

Money & the World

Money & the World
Perfect for the person who wants it all! Know anyone who thinks money grows on trees and the world revolves around him or her? Or maybe you're the guilty culprit!

Available

Unavailable

Have a Crappie Day!

You're not Yourself...

Angel

You're the Best (but I'm Sarcastic)

Craptastic

Sugar Daddy Wanted

What's for Lunch?

Nip it in the Bud!

Skunk Spray

Skunk Spray
So MAYBE it belongs in the crude section. We still think it's funny enough to fit in here too! Who doesn't love a cute skunk?

Bee Cool

DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia)

Not Enough Circuses

Wake Up Call!

Coffee

Caffeine Molecule

Sunnyside Up!

Your Off Switch

Interrupted by Morons

Crack is Whack

Freedom Costs A Buck O' Five

I'm not the boss, but...

Where've You Been?

Mean Smiley Face

Cutie Pie

Cutie Pie
This design is available in pink, purple, or yellow

Java Fueled

Truthiness Hurts

Too Sexy

Science Smartass

I'm Downloading!

Gas Prices

I'm Not Bald

Pirate Booty Call

Retail Therapy

Let the Games Begin

Top Banana

Crazy Smiley Face

Stylin' & Profilin'

Big Daddy

Pick One:

Stupidity isn't a Crime

Lefties

Smartass on Board

Reeling in the Years

What the duck?

Yo Momma!

Tart

Witches are Good Spellers

Let me trash that for you...

Far From Normal

Big Boy

Alien Ship

What the Deuce?

I'm with Stupid

Beyond Help

Unpopular

Salty Dog Pirate

Gangsta

Cheapskate

Get over It

Crabby

Mad as a Hornet

What's Inside...

Mr. Wonderful

Off Roading

Wicked

Off the Hook





Welcome to TeeWit for Grownups, where you can find silly, sassy, rude, crude, funny, and sometimes offensive t-shirts and
gifts. We have lots of funny t-shirts, hats, coffee mugs-even thongs and boxers, that allow you to say what you're really thinking
without saying a word! This store is an offshoot of Teewit.com, our family friendly store that specializes in items for babies and children (we have over two
hundred great designs for bibs, onesies, and tees), and for adults of all ages. We also have many maternity designs to choose from.
We have great gifts for all members of the family: funny baby bibs and onesies, baby and toddler t-shirts, child sized tees, hoodies,
sweatshirts, and baseball jerseys, adult t-shirts, raglan shirts, baseball jerseys, sweatshirts, hooded sweatshirts,
trucker hats, caps, mugs, steins, thongs, boxers, buttons (pins), magnets, bumper stickers, stickers, and tote bags. We have lots of funny
(sometimes adult and naughty!) t-shirt designs, as well as Red Friday, yoga themed, inspirational, military themed, and Americana items.
You're bound to find the perfect gift here!
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