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Buy Rude T-Shirts, Crude Shirts, Insult T-Shirts & Gifts, Funny T-Shirts,Sexy Shirts, and much more! If you're looking for a rude, crude, and generally socially unacceptable gift, then you've come to the right place!

Nice Rack

Nice Rack
That's one nice rack you've got! Whether you're a hunter (of deer or OTHER things) or the hunted, this "Nice Rack" design is sure to get you attention.

Shit Creek Paddles

Why Can't I Bust This Nut

Why Can't I Bust This Nut
This poor squirrel is having a terrible time trying to bust a nut.

Iamcrabbie & Abitch

Drink Up Bitches!

Protect Your Nuts.

Protect Your Nuts.
This squirrel is warning you to Protect Your Nuts! He is holding a butcher knife and is ready to defend himself at all costs.

Idaho? No, YOU daho!

I Heart Bush Not Republican

I Heart Bush Lesbian

Bumble Bee Beeotch

Cup of Shut the Hell Up!

Cup of Shut the Hell Up!
This is our newest favorite! This hilarious design features a steaming cup of smiling coffee with the phrase, "How about a nice big cup of shut the hell up?"

I Don't Speak Dumbass

Alphabet Soup Bitch

Alphabet Soup Bitch
Even your soup knows the truth! This funny design features a bowl of alphabet soup with the word "Bitch" spelled out in noodle letters.

I Don't Give a Rat's Ass

I Don't Give a Rat's Ass
Show 'em how you really feel with this funny, "I Don't Give a Rat's Ass" design. Featuring a rat leading around his very own pet donkey.

Open a Can of Whoop Ass

Open a Can of Whoop Ass
Get your fresh can of Whoop Ass right here!

I'm a Bitch, Just not yours

Master Baiter

Master Baiter
Are you great at what you do? This funny fisherman design is perfect for master baiters everywhere!

Not a Gynecologist...

Sure Thing

Junk in the Trunk

Junk in the Trunk
Got some extra junk in the trunk? Our trunk is positively overflowing with junk.

Shit for Brains

Nuttier than Squirrel Shit

Moustache Rides Five Cents

I Don't Speak Stupid

This Blows Hair Dryer Retro

Cracker

Cracker
So simple, it doesn't even need to be spelled out! Our funny "Cracker" design is the perfect gift for the special Cracker in your life.

Asshole

Squeeze My Limes

Bagel Bumper

I'm with Stupid

Like Hot Apple Pie

Twelve Steps to Liquor Store

Twelve Steps to Liquor Store
My Twelve Step Program: Walk twelve steps to the nearest liquor store. Enjoy!

As Seen on Your Momma

As Seen On Your Boyfriend

As Seen On Your Girlfriend

You Don't Look Fat

Sure Happy It's Thursday!

Micoxiflapen for Erectile Dysfunction

Micoxiflapen for Erectile Dysfunction
Don't live with the shame and embarassment of erectile dysfunction. Treat it with doctor prescribed Micoxiflapen! This design looks like an actual ad, but read closely for a dirty little secret.

Fukitol for any Pain in the Ass

Fukitol for any Pain in the Ass
Pain in the ass? Treat it today with Fukitol! The answer to all of your problems.

M is for Matches

Will Work for Beer

Scissor Me Timbers

Scissor Me Timbers
Scissor me! Scissor me timbers! Gross, but pretty darn hilarious. You know you want to laugh! A funny pop culture reference that goes way beyond the bounds of decency.

Dirty Detour

Dirty Detour
Sorry, all other roads are closed. You'll have to follow the detour South...

My Foot Up Your Ass

My Foot Up Your Ass
How about my foot up your ass?

Your Mom's Sex Tape

Your Mom's Sex Tape
Here's a copy of the sex tape I made with your mom! This rude design features an old school VHS tape and is a funny pop culture reference to all of those sex tapes floating around out there.

Innyourendo

Pull the Lever

Getting Hammered

I Ride the Short Bus

I Ride the Short Bus
Are you "special"? Anyone ever tell you that you should be wearing a helmet at all times? Perhaps our "I Ride the Short Bus" design is for you...

Pussy Wagon

Pussy Wagon
This might not be what people have in mind when they think, "Pussy Wagon"! Our pussy wagon has a cute little kitty cat in the front of a pink car.

Plays with Cocks (Badminton)

PITA (Pain in the Ass)

PITA (Pain in the Ass)
Are you a proud PITA? Display your Pain in the Associty in our funny "PITA" design.

My Boot Up Your Ass

Man on Toilet is High on Pot

Man on Toilet is High on Pot
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Sex Sells!

FART

FART
Who needs fart jokes when you can get the real thing right here?

Sofa King Cute

Uncle Sam says, You Suck!

B is for Beer (vintage)

Vagitarian

Vagitarian
No folks, this does NOT say Vegitarian. It says, Vagitarian, and that's an entire different breed altogether! Because we all like to eat different things...

Tastes Like Chicken

Chickenshit

Not as Think as You Drunk

Not as Think as You Drunk
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

Anyone Need a Tea Bag?

Anyone Need a Tea Bag?
Hey, if you don't know what this means, WE'RE certainly not going to tell you!

Eye Screw (I Screw)

Cock Sucker

Completely Hammered

Explosive Ass

Explosive Ass
Our "Beware, Explosive Ass" design is for those with blowout problems. Gas, anyone?

Enter to Win

Enter to Win
Only you would take a common contest phrase like "Enter to Win" and turn it into something naughty. We're ashamed of you!

Touch My Magic Wand

Touch My Magic Wand
It's a Magic Show! Prepare to be thrilled and amazed. All you have to do is touch my magic wand...

I Donate to Charity (Strippers)

I'm Sofa King Cool

Happy to Help You

Happy to Help You
I'd be happy to help you. Just show me where you came in!

Have a Crappie Day

Lit Tampon Fuse

Lit Tampon Fuse
Know any ladies with nasty tempers? This funny "Who Lit the Fuse on Your Tampon?" design will remind them that it's better to laugh than snarl.

Ball Juggler

Teabag

What Fresh Hell is This?

Your Problem

Don't Lose Your Weiner!

Farters don't Cut & Run

Facelift

Talent & Vision

Hell Raiser

You with a Personality

You Remind Me of Myself

Pick One:

All You Can Eat

Duct Tape

Pirate Booty Call

Got Balls?

You say

I Can See Your Point

Nice Rack (Pool)

Too Many Freaks

Stupidity isn't a Crime

Not the boss, but...

Is the Cup Half Empty or Full?

Get off the Phone & Drive!

Look at my Eyes!

Proud FBI!

Mr. Right Now

Mr. Right Now
This design is available in PINK or BLACK

Miss Right Now

Miss Right Now
This design is available in BLACK or RED

B is for Biatch

Nipple Rings

Trailer Trash

Laguna Bitch

Sixty-Nine (69)

Hell No!

Nice Nuts

My Other Ride is Your Mama

Your Parents are Cousins

Gas Station

Bitchy

You're a Total Bitch

Hand Signals

My Kid Sells Drugs to Yours

Captain Save a Ho

Don't Mess with Me!

My Nuts

VIP (Very Important Penis)

A Surprise will Appear...

You should see my Ass!

People Person

You Suck

Beached Whale Alert

Quite a Pair

Stinky Tail

Ask Me About My Weiner

Booty Hunter

Ride Me (saddle)

Ride Me (saddle)
Too bad we don't have anything that'll fit your horse. You'll have to settle for showing off this "Ride Me" design yourself. Perfect for perverts everywhere!

I Need a Good Screw

Breathe if You're Horny

Spicy Taco

Sugar Tits





Welcome to TeeWit for Grownups, where you can find silly, sassy, rude, crude, funny, and sometimes offensive t-shirts and
gifts. We have lots of funny t-shirts, hats, coffee mugs-even thongs and boxers, that allow you to say what you're really thinking
without saying a word! This store is an offshoot of Teewit.com, our family friendly store that specializes in items for babies and children (we have over two
hundred great designs for bibs, onesies, and tees), and for adults of all ages. We also have many maternity designs to choose from.
We have great gifts for all members of the family: funny baby bibs and onesies, baby and toddler t-shirts, child sized tees, hoodies,
sweatshirts, and baseball jerseys, adult t-shirts, raglan shirts, baseball jerseys, sweatshirts, hooded sweatshirts,
trucker hats, caps, mugs, steins, thongs, boxers, buttons (pins), magnets, bumper stickers, stickers, and tote bags. We have lots of funny
(sometimes adult and naughty!) t-shirt designs, as well as Red Friday, yoga themed, inspirational, military themed, and Americana items.
You're bound to find the perfect gift here!
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