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Byte Me

Byte Me
computer geeks byte

Phinally Done

Phinally Done
with graduate school with a Ph.D.

Science!

Science!
it's gotten us this far

I became a teacher

I became a teacher
for the money and fame

Stand Back

Stand Back
I'm trying to Science

I turn coffee into code

I turn coffee into code
funny computer geek shirts

Get Real; Be Rational

Get Real; Be Rational
argumentative mathematical constants

My Husband's Dissertation

My Husband's Dissertation
I survived my husband's dissertation defense

My Wife's Dissertation

My Wife's Dissertation
I survived my wife's dissertation defense

I Majored in Mathematics

I Majored in Mathematics
Let's assume I'm always right

Silently Correcting Your Grammar

Silently Correcting Your Grammar
I'm silently correcting your grammar.

This Is Going In My Blog

Home is Where...

Home is Where...
the wifi connects automatically

Idioms Are For The Birds

Idioms Are For The Birds
Idioms are for the birds

Pi: Irrational But Well Rounded

Pi: Irrational But Well Rounded
mathematicians are irrational like pi, but well rounded like a circle

I Failed The Turing Test

I Failed The Turing Test
and I'm not even a computer

Ph.Diva

Ph.Diva
Ph.D., graduate students and divas

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
It's just the order of operations, but here's a way you can remember it: please excuse my dear aunt sally.

Similes

Similes
Similes are like metaphors

I use math in real life.

I use math in real life.
mathematics is useful for life

Infinity

Infinity
infinity symbol

Read

Read
grab a book and get inspired

Grammar Geek

Grammar Geek
please, put your commas in the right place

Integrals: Sex is Fun

Integrals: Sex is Fun
integral calculus is fun and sexy

Binary

Binary
it's as easy 01,10,11

onomatopoeia

onomatopoeia
oh snap!

Your Lack of Math Is Disturbing

Your Lack of Math Is Disturbing
I find your lack of math disturbing.

Hyperbole Is The Best Thing Ever

Hyperbole Is The Best Thing Ever
hyperbole is the best thing ever!

Mathlete

Mathlete
competing on the math team

1+1=10

1+1=10
equations in binary are simple

Adjectives, Verbs, Nouns

Adjectives, Verbs, Nouns
I'm so adjective, I verb nouns.

Dividing by Zero

Dividing by Zero
fun math humor games

Math Ninja

Math Ninja
I am a math ninja. Silent, deadly, and good at Calculus.

Numerator And Denominator

Numerator And Denominator
there is a fine line between numerator and denominator

Fibonacci

Fibonacci
it's as easy as 1 1 2 3

WYSIWYG

WYSIWYG
what you see is what you get

I Love Fractals

I Love Fractals
and the beauty of mathematics

If at first you don't succeed

Teach Children

Teach Children
teach children how to think, not what to think

When I Was Your Age Pluto Was A Planet

When I Was Your Age Pluto Was A Planet
back in my day we had 9 planets

Geeky By Nature

Geeky By Nature
be proud of your nerdiness

My Teacher Voice

My Teacher Voice
don't make me use it

Pythagorean Theorem

Being A Good Teacher

Being A Good Teacher
The second most important job in the world is being a good teacher

Computer Advice

Computer Advice
have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

Tautology Club

Tautology Club
the first rule

The Quadratic Formula

The Quadratic Formula
and oldie but a goodie

i before e except after c

Everything I Teach

Everything I Teach
will be on the test.

Hello, World

Hello, World
You had me at hello world.

Lemon-Powered Death Ray

Lemon-Powered Death Ray
when life gives you lemons...

Oregon Is Not A Polygon

Oregon Is Not A Polygon
The difference between a pentagon, hexagon and oregon.

Mathematicians do it

Mathematicians do it
Mathematicians do it continuously and discreetly.

Safely Eject The USB

Safely Eject The USB
life is too short

Sorry, I'm Awkward

Entropy Ain't What It Used To Be

Entropy Ain't What It Used To Be
Entropy it ain't what it used to be

10 types of people in the world

10 types of people in the world
those who understand binary and those that don't

Crying in Math Class

Crying in Math Class
There's no crying in math class

Procrastination

Procrastination
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Honors Program

Honors Program
The Honors Program made me this way.

Nerd Doesn't Even Begin To Cover It

Nerd Doesn't Even Begin To Cover It
perfect for all geeks and nerds

Correct Someone's Grammar

Pi Lingual

Pi Lingual
I understand the language of mathematics

CSS Ninja

CSS Ninja
For silent and deadly web designers and other geeks.

Turning Coffee Into Theorems

Turning Coffee Into Theorems
like a mathematician

Evolution: Darwin Some

Evolution: Darwin Some
you darwin some, you darlose some

Mathematics

Mathematics
has the alphabet in it

Metaphors Be With You

Metaphors Be With You
it's like a simile for the force

Radical!

Radical!
and totally cool too.

You Read My T-Shirt

You Read My T-Shirt
that's enough social interaction

I Love Science

I Love Science
biology, physics, chemistry, the whole lot

Mathematics

Mathematics
it helps you count things

Pixels Are For Squares

Pixels Are For Squares
Pixels are for squares

Science, It Works Bitches

Science, It Works Bitches
the scientific method works, no need for you to believe in it

Grammar Geek

Grammar Geek
put your commas and apostrophes in the right places, please.

MATH

MATH
has serious problems

Entropy Happens

Entropy Happens
it's a law and everything

It's Okay To Like Math

It's Okay To Like Math
it's a really awesome thing to be good at

Dark Energy Is Repulsive

Dark Energy Is Repulsive
I find dark energy repulsive

Statistically Awesome

Statistically Awesome
Statistically Speaking, I'm totally fucking awesome.

Keeping It Real

Keeping It Real
no imaginary numbers in calculus class

Exponential Growth

Exponential Growth
easy as 1, 2, 4

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
math: order of operations

Factorial!

Factorial!
mathematical exclamation!

Science Is The Poetry Of Reality

Science Is The Poetry Of Reality
reality is more beautiful when you understand it

Gravity, Get Down

Gravity, Get Down
Gravity, it's time to get down

Without Geometry Life Is Pointless

Without Geometry Life Is Pointless
math class makes things better

Camp Sohcahtoa

Camp Sohcahtoa
Trigonometry gives us some of the best childhood memories.

Mathematicians Make Better Lovers

Mathematicians Make Better Lovers
it's the attention to details

I Don't Want To Go Outside

I Don't Want To Go Outside
there are people out there

Calculus

Calculus
yes, it is rocket science

Keep Out Of Direct Sunlight

Keep Out Of Direct Sunlight
for geeky reasons of course

8 Bit Expert Mode

8 Bit Expert Mode
always play your video games on 'expert'.

Science Works

Science Works
whether you believe in it or not

Shit Just Got Real

Shit Just Got Real
because that's how math gets things done

Soviet Russia Divide by Zero

Soviet Russia Divide by Zero
In Soviet Russia, zero divides by you!

Never Judge A Book

Never Judge A Book
by its movie

Super Villain Lab Accident

Super Villain Lab Accident
one lab accident away from being a super villain

Math Teachers Have Problems

Math Teachers Have Problems
we all have problems, some of us have calculus problems

Smart Is The New Sexy

Smart Is The New Sexy
and I'm bringing sexy back.

Euler's Equation Don't You Understand

Euler's Equation Don't You Understand
What part of the most beautiful mathematical equation don't you understand?

Helvetica

Helvetica
there's something wonderful about comic sans right?

I know H.T.M.L.

I know H.T.M.L.
How to meet ladies.

Computers: the wave of the future

Computers: the wave of the future
Computers are definitely the wave of the future.

Mathematics Proof

Mathematics Proof
For every mathematical proof, there exists a witty joke. It's an existence theorem.

Smaller Than Epsilon

Smaller Than Epsilon
I know how to make things smaller than epsilon.

Stats: Approximately Normal

Stats: Approximately Normal
Mathematicians and Statisticians are approximately normal

I Ate Some Pi

I Ate Some Pi
And it was delicious

It's A Knight Not A Horsy

It's A Knight Not A Horsy
Chess fans know the difference between a knight and a horsy.

Chess Players Mate Better

Chess Players Mate Better
Chess players mate better and I'm willing to prove it.

Nerds Forever!

Nerds Forever!
Nerdy math puns are great for nerds 4 ever!

I Love My Computer

I Love My Computer
because all of my friends live in it!

No Comment

No Comment
/* no comment */

nerd

nerd
sometimes html code is the best way to talk about your nerdy attributes.

Infinity, Unstoppable

Infinity, Unstoppable
When your possibilities are infinite, you are unstoppable!

FOIL: Old School

FOIL: Old School
I'm an old school math student. That's why I use FOIL when I do mathematics

digits of pi

digits of pi
a mathematician's dream: the digits of pi. Almost all of them.

I've Counted To Infinity

I've Counted To Infinity
I'm good with numbers and math. I can count well too.

Away From My Computer

Away From My Computer
I am currently away from my computer

Helvetica Overrated Font

Helvetica Overrated Font
Helvetica is an overrated sans serif font.

PC Load Letter

PC Load Letter
I know what P.C. load letter means.

Integral Calculus Is Sexy

Integral Calculus Is Sexy
We all know math is power, but did you know math is also sexy?

Don't Ask Me About My Dissertation

Don't Ask Me About My Dissertation
Never ask a Graduate Student; the thesis is going well.

I Should Be Working On My Thesis

I Should Be Working On My Thesis
A perfect gift for a grad student that should be working on their thesis.

iMath

iMath
Do you math? I certainly do. iMath.
*more colors available*

Math Pimp

Math Pimp
I'm a math Pimp because I'm kicking it with pi.

Thank A Math Teacher

Thank A Math Teacher
If you can read this, thank a math teacher.

Eat, Sleep, Pi

Eat, Sleep, Pi
The only important things in your life: Eat, Sleep, Math.

Math Genius And I Vote

Math Genius And I Vote
I'm a math genius and I vote.

It Isn't Homework

It Isn't Homework
Every teacher and student knows: It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.

This Is What A Mathematician Looks Like

This Is What A Mathematician Looks Like
This is what a mathematician looks like.

This Is What A Sociologist Looks Like

This Is What A Sociologist Looks Like
This is what a Sociologist looks like.

This Is What A Grad Student Looks Like

This Is What A Grad Student Looks Like
Graduate School takes it's toll. This is what a grad student looks like.

No Place Like Home

No Place Like Home
Even on the internet, there is no place like your home computer.

HTML End War

HTML End War
This html code is telling you to end war, geeks love peace too.

Another Geek For Peace

Another Geek For Peace
Let the world know that you love peace and you love nerdy stuff too.

You Keep Nodding

You Keep Nodding
but I'm pretty sure you don't understand what I'm saying







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