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Chocolate Understands

Chocolate Understands
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions

I Wake Up Awesome

I Wake Up Awesome
and ready to go

Nope, not today

Nope, not today
thanks anyway.

Coffee Whore

Coffee Whore
caffeine junky

Today is My Cheat Day

Today is My Cheat Day
konami code FTW

Spoiler Alert

Spoiler Alert
There are assholes everywhere

Pinball

Pinball
Danger Danger Tilt

When My Coffee Starts Working

Coffee and Sarcasm

Coffee and Sarcasm
I run on coffee and sarcasm

The Devil Promotes Science

The Devil Promotes Science
let's learn science kids!

Pinball!

Pinball!
Hit lit things. Don't drain.

If It Requires Pants

If It Requires Pants
it's not happening today

I'm Just Here For The

Oh, Crop!

Oh, Crop!
funny photo and graphic design t-shirts

OK, but coffee first

OK, but coffee first
wait until I get my caffeine

I love Animals

I love Animals
I love to eat animals

You Are Standing Near

You Are Standing Near
the center of attention

Life is Never Black and White

Life is Never Black and White
Life is never black and white RGB computer geek.

Trust People Who Like Big Butts

Cleverly Disguised As An Adult

Cleverly Disguised As An Adult
celebrate your inner child

I have come here

I have come here
to get drunk and eat pussy

Pillage Then Burn

Pillage Then Burn
Remember Pillage, then burn

Naughty List

Naughty List
I can get you on it.

Strange Women Lying in Ponds

Strange Women Lying in Ponds
Distributing Swords

Treat Your Girl Right

Treat Your Girl Right
eat your girl right

Wine Understands

Wine Understands
wine doesn't ask silly questions

Coffee Understands

Coffee Understands
coffee doesn't ask silly questions

I Have Sex Daily

I Have Sex Daily
oh, I mean dyslexia. I have that too.

Right and Wrong

Right and Wrong
wrong is the fun one.

Welshly Arms Hotel

Welshly Arms Hotel
Is this your first time at the Welshly Arms Hotel? I see you're sans lover.

Not Insane: Big Bang Theory

Not Insane: Big Bang Theory
I'm not insane, my mother had me tested.

One Drink Away

One Drink Away
from telling everyone what I think

Relax, We're All Crazy

Relax, We're All Crazy
It's not a competition

I Like Crazy People

I Like Crazy People
who don't give a fuck

Lincoln: Be Excellent To Each Other

Lincoln: Be Excellent To Each Other
a truly excellent historical quote

Morning Person On Christmas

Guacamole Is Extra

Guacamole Is Extra
yes, I already know that

It's A Trapezoid

It's A Trapezoid
Geometry is a trap too.

Your Shirt Has To Go

Your Shirt Has To Go
But you, you can stay.

Here zombie, zombie, zombie!

Here zombie, zombie, zombie!
hunting for the undead!

I'm Kind Of A Big Deal

I'm Kind Of A Big Deal
well maybe not kind of

Just Because I'm Awake

Just Because I'm Awake
Doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

Unless I'm Naked

Unless I'm Naked
I don't like being told what to do

I don't like morning people

I don't like morning people
or mornings, or people

I found this Humerus

I found this Humerus
funny bone humor. Humerus humor.

I'm Not Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You

I'm Not Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You
but I'll fuck you until he gets here.

Be Kind To Animals

Be Kind To Animals
or I'll fucking kill you

I'm part of the problem

I'm part of the problem
I'm not part of the solution

I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar

I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar
I'm silently correcting your grammar.

I Need Minions

I Need Minions
What I really need are minions.

I'll See You All At My Intervention

I'll See You All At My Intervention
because we all know I have a problem

Peanut Butter And A Spoon

Peanut Butter And A Spoon
there's nothing it can't fix

Stay Away From My Fucking Percocets

Stay Away From My Fucking Percocets
do you have any fucking percocets?

Just, Like, Your Opinion Man

Just, Like, Your Opinion Man
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man...

Marijuana Is The Future

Marijuana Is The Future
you're going to like the future

Similes Are Like Metaphors

Similes Are Like Metaphors
Funny Gifts for English Majors and other smart people.

When Life Give You Lemons

When Life Give You Lemons
and water and sugar

Friendly When Drunk

Friendly When Drunk
come get friendly with me

That's What She Tweeted

That's What She Tweeted
and now it's trending

Welcome to Pawnee

Welcome to Pawnee
First in friendship

Handgun Pew Pew!

Handgun Pew Pew!
Great imaginary child's play

It's Only  Kinky The First Time

It's Only Kinky The First Time
It's only kinky the first time

I Heart Realism

I Heart Realism
if you're into hearts or realism...

Fucking Classy

Fucking Classy
Stay classy, fucking classy.

Humans Turn Me On

Humans Turn Me On
classic robot humor

Relax I'm Hilarious

Relax I'm Hilarious
I think we're both going to enjoy ourselves

I Like Running and Dessert

I Like Running and Dessert
because I really really like dessert

You Had Me At Bacon

You Had Me At Bacon
I'm a huge fan of all pork products

Camera, Oh Snap!

Camera, Oh Snap!
I like to shoot people

I'm Not Drunk

I'm Not Drunk
but I'm working on it

Fuck Decaf

Fuck Decaf
Decaf is just brown water, not coffee

Marx, Sharing Is Caring

Marx, Sharing Is Caring
Karl Marx: sharing is caring

Beer: Barley and Hops

Beer: Barley and Hops
I like my water with barley and hops

Hashtag Shirt

Everything Happens For A Reason

Everything Happens For A Reason
you're stupid and make bad decisions

I'd Like To Offer Moral Support

I'd Like To Offer Moral Support
But I have questionable morals.

Shit Happens... mostly to me

Surround Yourself With Pizza

Can't have nice things

Can't have nice things
I am why we can't have nice things

Rap Battles Ruined My Life

Rap Battles Ruined My Life
Rap Battles Ruined My Life

You Can't Say Happiness

Maybe you should Hustle

Maybe you should Hustle
as hard as you hate

PC Load Letter

PC Load Letter
I know what P.C. load letter means. So if you have any trouble in your office space, just call on me.

The Beatings Will Continue

The Beatings Will Continue
Until Morale Improves

I See No Good Reason

I Shaved My Balls For This

I Shaved My Balls For This
what a disappointment

Round-House Kick Range

Round-House Kick Range
If you can read this

Avocado: I'm Good Fat

Avocado: I'm Good Fat
Avocados are good fat and they are yummy too.

Hungry For Love

Hungry For Love
but I'll settle for pizza

I'm Getting A Little Tired

I'm Getting A Little Tired
of pants and responsibility

If you can read this

If you can read this
it's not crumpled up on your floor

shut the front door

shut the front door
a funny little blast from the past

Eat A Lot Sleep A Lot

Eat A Lot Sleep A Lot
in an ideal world

Idioms For The Birds

Idioms For The Birds
idioms are for the birds

Limited Time Offer

Limited Time Offer
let the whole party know what the score is

Coffee and Wine

Coffee and Wine
Give me Coffee and Wine

I Love Carbs

I Love Carbs
your diet is no match for pancakes and pasta

Becoming An Adult

Becoming An Adult
is the dumbest thing

I'm Not Lazy

I'm Not Lazy
I just enjoy doing nothing

You Are Fucking Awesome

You Are Fucking Awesome
keep that shit up

Breakfast For Dinner

Breakfast For Dinner
Join the Revolution. Breakfast For Dinner.

I'm Easy Not Diseasy

I'm Easy Not Diseasy
perhaps the perfect pick up line

If you met my family

If you met my family
you would understand

I Curse Way Too Fucking Much

I Curse Way Too Fucking Much
I need to stop that shit

I'm not always sarcastic

I'm not always sarcastic
sometimes I'm asleep

The Dude Abides

The Dude Abides
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind limber

Mustache Ride

Mustache Ride
who wants one?

My Blood Type Is

Today's Good Mood

Today's Good Mood
is brought to you by coffee

I Have The Pussy

I Have The Pussy
so I make the rules

Keep The Dream Alive

Keep The Dream Alive
hit the snooze button

Rock Paper Scissors

Rock Paper Scissors
Let's settle this like adults.

Aloha Bitches

Aloha Bitches
aloha means goodbye

Don't Cross Me I Have Minions

Don't Cross Me I Have Minions
like all evil super villains

Lebowski: The Dude

Lebowski: The Dude
His Dudeness, Duder, El Duderino if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing

 To Do List: Nothing

To Do List: Nothing
and I got it all done.

Fuck Em

Fuck Em
Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

Sex Drugs and Warp Speed

Sex Drugs and Warp Speed
Like sex and drugs but much faster

Beards Awesomeness

Beards Awesomeness
from laziness

Fat Guys With Beards

Fat Guys With Beards
they are everywhere

Fuck Sleeves

Fuck Sleeves
summer beach bums

I'm not fat

I'm not fat
I'm just easy to see

Alcohol Goes In

Alcohol Goes In
Happiness Comes Out

Coffee Is The Most Important

I like to party

I like to party
and by party I mean take naps

All Aboard

All Aboard
the hot mess express

I just awesomed

I just awesomed
all over the place

I'm not sick, I'm twisted

I'm not sick, I'm twisted
sick makes it sound like there's a cure

I See The Assassins Have Failed

Out Of Bed

Out Of Bed
I have no idea why I am

Chocolate is like Sex

Chocolate is like Sex
you don't have to shave your legs for

If Life Gives You Melons

If Life Gives You Melons
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic

If you bring me coffee

If you bring me coffee
I will love you forever.

I'm Getting Pretty Good At Masturbating

If you're laughing

If you're laughing
you're on board

I'm Currently Unsupervised

I'm Currently Unsupervised
It freaks me out too

This Princess Saves Herself

This Princess Saves Herself
This 8 bit princess saves herself

unfuckwithable

unfuckwithable
if people can't fuck with you, you're unfuckwithable.

99 Problems

99 Problems
is still a lot of problems

Deviant

Deviant
for the socially deviant

Music Is A Sexy Drug

Music Is A Sexy Drug
let art get you high

Vegetables In Bacon Out

Vegetables In Bacon Out
put vegetables in, get bacon out

I eat cake

I eat cake
it's somebody's birthday somewhere

Oldest I've Ever Been

Oldest I've Ever Been
Funny because it's true -- every time you see it.

Drink Coffee

Drink Coffee
do stupid things faster

I Leave Bite Marks

I Leave Bite Marks
I leave bite marks. Pretty kinky huh?

Normal People Scare Me

Normal People Scare Me
people who are normal are scary

Ask Me About Getting High

Ask Me About Getting High
Ask me about getting high. What an ice breaker!

Don't Judge Me

Don't Judge Me
I'm awesome, not perfect

I Don't Do Cocaine

I Don't Do Cocaine
I don't do cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

If at first you don't succeed

If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you

If You Can Read This

If You Can Read This
I'm not that impressed. Most people can read.

Check Thyself

Check Thyself
lest ye wreck thyself

Your Mother Wouldn't Approve

Your Mother Wouldn't Approve
Really, I'm a pretty bad influence

Clones Are People Two

Clones Are People Two
Cloning people is fun with a pun!

Jesus Loves You

Jesus Loves You
Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite

Not Safe For Work

Not Safe For Work
a classic internet warning

Avoid Cliches Like The Plague

Avoid Cliches Like The Plague
I avoid Cliches like the plague.

I speak fluently

I speak fluently
in movie quotes

Coffee First

Coffee First
then your mundane bullshit

Same Shirt

Same Shirt
Different Day

Turkey Bacon and Trust Issues

Turkey Bacon and Trust Issues
give me real bacon made out of pig

Resist Peer Pressure

Resist Peer Pressure
All the cool kids are doing it.

That Little Voice In Your Head

That Little Voice In Your Head
let's you read this sentence.

I'd Get Punched In The Face

I'd Get Punched In The Face
If people could read my mind

Poor Grammar: I Judge You

Poor Grammar: I Judge You
I judge you when you use poor grammar

Food Chain Winner

Food Chain Winner
I'm an apex predator.

Not Perfect, But Pretty Awesome

Not Perfect, But Pretty Awesome
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome.

30 Cats

30 Cats
I'm one bad relationship away

45 rpm adaptor

45 rpm adaptor
retro shirt to appreciate vinyl music

Fat and Happy

Fat and Happy
and living the good life

Some days it's just not worth

Some days it's just not worth
chewing through the restraints

I'm Not Even On Drugs

I'm Not Even On Drugs
I'm just weird

F*ck Wingdings

F*ck Wingdings
self referential font jokes are the best

I Swing Both Ways

White and Nerdy

White and Nerdy
nothing to be ashamed of

I Hate Everyone

Warning: I Do Dumb Things

Warning: I Do Dumb Things
a standard precaution for most people

Screw Your

Screw Your "Lab Safety"
I want super powers

Apathy, Take It Or Leave It

Apathy, Take It Or Leave It
I could take it or leave it

The Cops Never Think

The Cops Never Think
it's as funny as you do.

8 Bit Is The Shit

8 Bit Is The Shit
retro video games are awesome

Feed Me

Feed Me
and tell me I'm pretty

By The Way I'm Awesome

By The Way I'm Awesome
wanted you to know what's up.

Deaf People

Deaf People
Really, say what you want.

Laugh vs Cackle

Laugh vs Cackle
sometimes people back away slowly

Adjectives, Verbs, Nouns

Adjectives, Verbs, Nouns
I'm so adjective, I verb nouns.

Spell Czech

Spell Czech
there are some things your spell check just won't find

You Like Bacon

You Like Bacon
or you're wrong

Do Something About How Fat I Am

Do Something About How Fat I Am
I wish someone will do something about how fat I am!

I Heart Carbs

I Heart Carbs
A carbohydrate lovers dream

I'd wrap that in bacon

I'd wrap that in bacon
or any pork really

I Used To Care

I Used To Care
now I take drugs for that

Come on Inner Peace

Come on Inner Peace
I don't have all day

Illiterate

Illiterate
you are not it

Oopsy Poopsy

Oopsy Poopsy
Oops! It was supposed to be a fart.

Mo Money, Mo Problems

Mo Money, Mo Problems
The more money we come across, the more problems we see.

Ask Me About My Mixed Tapes

Ask Me About My Mixed Tapes
Mixed tapes or playlists. Ask me about my music.

Dinosaur: Never Forget

Dinosaur: Never Forget
The extinction of the dinosaurs. Surely a tragedy that will live in infamy.

Double Negatives Are A No-No

When I Die

When I Die
I'm going to haunt the fuck out of you people

I came, I saw, Asked to Leave

I came, I saw, Asked to Leave
I was politely asked to leave

The Worst Thing About Censorship

The Worst Thing About Censorship
The worst thing about censorship is ****.

I Meet Expectations

I Meet Expectations
and sometimes I exceed them

I Drink Wine

I Drink Wine
because I don't bottle things up

Let's Get Weird

Irony

Irony
the opposite of wrinkly

Instant Human Add Coffee

Instant Human Add Coffee
espresso, java, coffee, caffeine

I Bring Nothing To The Table

I Bring Nothing To The Table
Just so we're clear from the beginning

Entropy Happens, Fade

Entropy Happens, Fade
it's a law and everything

Expert Mode

Expert Mode
always play your games on 'expert'.

Jesus Died For Nothing

Jesus Died For Nothing
If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

I Love Boxed Wine

I Love Boxed Wine
Every good story starts with a box of wine.

Prose Before Hoes

Prose Before Hoes
William Shakespeare Quote

Now We Must Kung Fu Fight

Now We Must Kung Fu Fight
It's been fun, but now we must Kung Fu fight.

I Love Naps

I Love Naps
I'm really fond of sleep in general

My Day Requires Pants

My Day Requires Pants
Sadly, my day requires pants.

I Drink Coffee For Your Protection

I Drink Coffee For Your Protection
I'm not a morning person until I have my cup of coffee

Meat Is Tasty Tasty Murder

Meat Is Tasty Tasty Murder
the right message for your favorite vegetarian

Not Getting Drunk, Getting Awesome

Not Getting Drunk, Getting Awesome
maybe drunk and awesome

Don't Act Like You're Not Impressed

Don't Act Like You're Not Impressed
we both know that you are impressed.

Don't Bro Me

Don't Bro Me
If you don't know me.

Pavlov Rings A Bell

Pavlov Rings A Bell
Pavlov, the name rings a bell

Plays Well With Others

Plays Well With Others
Some people say I'm naughty, but I play well with others.

I Awesome Sauce You

I Awesome Sauce You
In Pawnee, there is only one way to say I love you.

Some People Read Shirts

Some People Read Shirts
Some people read shirts. I think you're one of them.

If You Are Reading This

If You Are Reading This
Then step one of my evil plan is complete.

My Life Is A Drinking Game

My Life Is A Drinking Game
My life is a very complicated drinking game

I put the b in subtle

I put the b in subtle
I'm so subtle, before me it was spelled sutle.

Your Face, I Like That Shit

If You Can Read This Ninja

If You Can Read This Ninja
If you can read this, it's already too late.

Currently Resting On Laurels

Currently Resting On Laurels
It may seem like I'm lazy or unmotivated, but I'm currently resting on laurels.

Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Brown Chicken Brown Cow
The two sexiest animals on the farm: Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

Sofa Cushion Fort

Sofa Cushion Fort
I'd rather be building a sofa cushion fort... wouldn't you?

Shit Happens Party Naked

Shit Happens Party Naked
Shit happens when you party naked.

unfuckwithable

unfuckwithable
if people can't fuck with you, you're unfuckwithable.

Congratulations Universe You Win

Congratulations Universe You Win
Congratulations universe, you win. It took a while, but I finally give up.

My Conspiracy Theories

My Conspiracy Theories
ask me about them

The Tables Have Turned

I Love 8 Bit

I Love 8 Bit
Don't you just love old school video games!

Nintendo Control Freak

Nintendo Control Freak
I'm a control freak about my 8 bit video games

Real Gamers Do It With 8 Bits

Real Gamers Do It With 8 Bits
Real gamers are old school like that. Grab your 8 bit video games!

Video Games Ruined My Life

Video Games Ruined My Life
Video games ruined my life and now I only have two lives left.

Contra Cheat Code

Contra Cheat Code
up up down down left right left right B A select start

In Another Castle

In Another Castle
Where is the princess? What do you mean 'in another castle'...

Link Is A Wealthy Man

Link Is A Wealthy Man
I am very wealthy. In other words, I have a lot of rupees. Zelda would be proud.

Zelda Health

Zelda Health
Link isn't feeling very good, his health meter is very low.

F Bomb

F Bomb
Dropping F Bombs

Coffee not Cocaine

Coffee not Cocaine
I choose coffee because my boss doesn't like me using cocaine at work.

I'm not Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You

I'm not Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You
Not Mr. Right, but I'll fuck you until he gets here.

I Make Stuff Up

I Make Stuff Up
I make stuff up... or do I?

Hawaii Hang Loose

Hawaii Hang Loose
No Hurry, no worry. Hang Loose Brah!

Man I Love Fridays, MILF

Man I Love Fridays, MILF
MILF - Man I Love Fridays, don't you?

Acts Of Kindness, Too Random

Acts Of Kindness, Too Random
My acts of kindness are a little too random

Charles in Charge

Charles in Charge
Do you want Charles in charge of you?

Oopsy Poopsy

Oopsy Poopsy
I just shit my pants - but not on purpose

Never Too Old For Space Camp

Never Too Old For Space Camp
You're never too old for space camp. Also, you're never too nerdy to wear this shirt!

The Maharishi Did It

The Maharishi Did It
Don't blame it on Yoko, the Maharishi did it. Why did the they break up? No one really knows!

Matrix: There Is No Spoon

Matrix: There Is No Spoon
You think that's air you're breathing?

Matrix Blue Pill

Matrix Blue Pill
Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?

I Bent My Wookie

I Bent My Wookie
Ralph Wiggum says it best, but now you can be part of the party. I bent my Wookie.

Evil Genius Voter

Evil Genius Voter
I'm an evil genius and I vote.

Pirates Do It For The Booty

Pirates Do It For The Booty
Pirates do it for the booty! Arrrrg

I Taste Like Snozberries

I Taste Like Snozberries
If you wanna try something yummy, just let me know. I taste like Snozberries.

Shelbyville Vs. Springfield

Shelbyville Vs. Springfield
Shelbyville sucks. Springfield is awesome.

I'm Totally Toasted

I'm Totally Toasted
Doing drugs and getting toasted is fun

Wang Computers

Wang Computers
Martin Prince supports Wang Computers.

Worst Tee Shirt Ever

Worst Tee Shirt Ever
The Comic Book Guy says it best: worst t-shirt ever

Jai Guru Deva Om

Jai Guru Deva Om
From across the universe comes this awesome design. Jai Guru Deva Om.

What About Cheetara

What About Cheetara
Snarf asks because he cares.

Snarf

Snarf
Snarf is like the glue.

Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D.

Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D.
You know him and love him from Yellow Submarine, now you can show everyone. He's a real nowhere man.

First Time At The Welshly Arms Hotel

First Time At The Welshly Arms Hotel
Is this your first time at the Welshly Arms Hotel? I see you're sans lover.

I'm The Cock Of The Walk

I'm The Cock Of The Walk
I'm the cock of the walk. You're the cock of nothing.

I Love My Dealer

I Love My Dealer
some people really make a difference

I'm Excited To Be Here

Hunting: Anything For a Buck

Hunting: Anything For a Buck
Hunters will do anything for a buck.

Fantastic Foreplay Guaranteed

Fantastic Foreplay Guaranteed
Fantastic foreplay guaranteed. Don't believe me... let me prove it.

I Pee In Pools

I Pee In Pools
When you go swimming in a pool, some people pee in there. I'm one of those people.

Free Hugs

Free Hugs
Everyone likes hugs, you should give them away!

Get Naked And Start The Revolution

Get Naked And Start The Revolution
Let's start the revolution. We'll get naked, but you go first!

Slow Start Orgy

Slow Start Orgy
This orgy sure is off to a slow start! Let's get it started.

Cops Love Me

Cops Love Me
Cops Love Me. If you have to ask why, then this design prolly isn't for you.

Me Fail English?

Me Fail English?
That's unpossible.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
His Name is My Name Too. Classic.

Built For Comfort

Built For Comfort
Hey, you're not fat or overweight, you're just built for comfort.

Magic 8 Ball: Outlook Good

Magic 8 Ball: Outlook Good
What a positive message from your magic 8 ball: Outlook Good

Rubber Duckie

Rubber Duckie
you're the one for bath time.

Come On Baby Light My Fire

Come On Baby Light My Fire
Come on baby, light my fire.

Strangers Have The Best Candy

Strangers Have The Best Candy
Strangers have the best candy.

Evil Plot For World Domination

Evil Plot For World Domination
Ask me about my evil plot for world domination.

Moon Made of Ribs

Moon Made of Ribs
Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

When girls had cooties

When girls had cooties
Life was so much easier when girls had cooties.

Can't Sleep.  Clowns will eat me

Can't Sleep. Clowns will eat me
Don't want to go to sleep by yourself? Afraid clowns will eat you? You're not alone.

I Like Big Bucks

I Like Big Bucks
I like big bucks and I cannot lie.

Release The Hounds

Release The Hounds
When Mr. Burns has had enough, he delivers this classic quote: Release the Hounds.

8 bit Coffee

8 bit Coffee
+9 speed potion

I'm feeling much better

I'm feeling much better
since I gave up all hope







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