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Designs for every nerd, geek and physicist fan of the show!

Don't Trust Atoms

Don't Trust Atoms
Don't trust atoms! They make up everything!

Knock Knock Nickel

Knock Knock Nickel
Knock Knock! Nickel!
Knock Knock! Nickel!
Knock Knock! Nickel!
Why Nickel? 'Cause in Canada, we don't have Pennys!

Vegas! SOME rules

Vegas! SOME rules
Penny, Amy and Bernadette go to Vegas, but even without husbands or boyfriends, there are still have SOME rules!

Foreplay x3

Foreplay x3
Howard says: "However long you think the foreplay should be, triple it." Good advice!

Alcohol Potion

Alcohol Potion
"This isn't alcohol, it's a potion that makes me like you." This is pretty much the same statement in any bar around the world.

Santa Cannon

Santa Cannon
Ho Ho Ho ya big dork! Santa and a cannon means trouble for Sheldon!

Nude Revenge

Nude Revenge
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Nude... a great variation of an old Star Trek quote!

Naked Universe

Naked Universe
The naked universe - it IS a sight to behold in all it's glory... or was the meaning of the statement to merely look at the universe while one's self is naked?

Bus People

Bus People
The transit system: Sheldon seems to think it'd be a lot quicker if he were the only passenger! That seems to be a common perspective everywhere, some days...

King of Nerds

King of Nerds
You're not just 'some kind of nerd' - you're the King (or Queen) of Nerds! You're royalty! Or at least, royally smart...! Let the techno-peasents bow before your genius!

Science Bunny

Science Bunny
Being the 'snuggle bunny' in a relationship is hard enough... imagine being with a person of science: remember what happens to lab rabbits!

Boyfriend Sheldon

Boyfriend Sheldon
Amy doesn't have a boyfriend: she has a "Sheldon," an ultra-geek... quite a different thing! Do you have a "Sheldon" too? Then let the world know how you really feel!

Starfish Cocaine

Starfish Cocaine
Don't ask. Getting a starfish hooked on cocaine is one of those things scientists do. Just be grateful, they find messing with humans to be more paperwork than needed...

Trainiac

Trainiac
HO Gauge? N Gauge? The scale is only one part of being a model 'trainiac'...

Geo-NotScience

Geo-NotScience
Geology isn't a real science? According to Dr. Sheldon Cooper, it's not. However, scientists of a more down to earth nature might have an alternate perspective.

Functional & Pleasing

Functional & Pleasing
Fully functional? Well, Cmdr Data had some that were, so why not Sheldon? And he goes one better: his are aesthetically pleasing too...

Lab Accident Villain

Lab Accident Villain
Although most of the Big Bang crew qualify, it's Sheldon who is probably the best candidate for a Super Villain... then he could hang out with Dr Horrible...

Screwed

Screwed
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane wrapped helically around an axis? SCREWED, that's what!

Fresh Hell

Fresh Hell
OH! What FRESH HELL is this? Well, that is a very good question... depending on the circumstances, there might be a literal inquiry at the heart of it...

1234Password

1234Password
1-2-3-4 as a password? C'mon people! That wouldn't protect your luggage, let alone your x-rated emails and off-shore banking info! Jeez... use 5-digits: 1-2-3-4-5 ;-)

SmartSexy

SmartSexy
Smart is the new Sexy. Must be true; after all, sex is mostly in the mind, so if one has a great mind, then one must be capable of great sex. Make sense, right?

Attractive Gamer

Attractive Gamer
Yes, it is possible to be attractive AND to be a gamer too...


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