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A great selection of humorous words, phrases and graphics depicting, or insulting, the life of the average tech nerd. Fun for everyone, with a little saltiness for the open minded!

IPocalypse

IPocalypse
Run! The IPocalypse is upon us! Actually, it's not that bad... so we run out of some numbers, some computers crash, people can't Twitter for a while... how bad could it get?

iProd

iProd
iProd... a simple typo gone wild! But, heck... it's not a bad idea... maybe farmers should be able to listen to tunes while zapping their cattle!

iBored

iBored
Just a fun little parody of a well known computer gadget company's product lines... Perhaps some ribbing will inspire them to be more creative with their toys...

Anonymous Future

Anonymous Future
"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes." Andy Warhol said that, and he was right. In the future to come, however, anonymity, not fame will be the goal.

Epic Fail

Epic Fail
Epic Fail - A mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to successfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.

Ctrl+Alt+Del

Spider Nuke

Spider Nuke
A black widow spider on a nuclear radiation symbol? WTF? Is it anti-nuke? Anti-spiders? Or is there a deeper meaning? Meh.....

Boob Tags

Boob Tags
Web pages. HTML. Code. Used to build sites for the World Wide Web. The Internet. Now tags can be used to describe anything... including a nice pair of breasts!

Engineer stages

Engineer stages
Engineers (rocket scientists, astrophysics types, etc.) do it in stages. Gotta make sure everything is ready before they launch... wouldn't want a premature explosion or something.

There's Yer Problem

There's Yer Problem
It's said all over the world... when an error occurs or issue arises with electronic or mechanical contraptions, someone always spots the wrench in the mix and says "There's yer problem."

The Future is Not Yet

The Future is Not Yet
The Future is Now? Nah... the future is Not Yet. Pretty close, but it's not here at this moment. The next moment, yes... but not this moment. Not yet. Maybe now... or now....

Reading this Shirt

Reading this Shirt
Heard of "you break it, you bought it?" Well, this is the same sort of thing... you read it, you've interacted with the wearer - whether you like it or not. In some places, that counts as a date...

Leave a message

Leave a message
Ever have one of those days? The lights are on, but nobody's home? Everyone does... and the world doesn't mind, so long as you let 'em know! So tell 'em you're brain's out to lunch... leave a message!

ROTFLMAO

ROTFLMAO
ROTFLMAO. Roll on the floor laughing my ass off. Here's a picture of a dude doing that, with the initials. What did you expect? Something from the National Gallery?

N*E*R*D

N*E*R*D
NERD. Geek. Dork. Dweeb. Whatever. They make the stuff that makes the world go round and it's paying off big time. NERDs - Not Even Remotely Dumb.

Check your Reality

Check your Reality
Check your reality at the door. You think egos are bad? Watch out for those who think the universe revolves around them. They need to leave their reality behind when they crossover into ours... or els

Geek Earth

Geek Earth
And "The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth" or so says the techie bible... I dunno about that, but some of the richest dudes are techies... so maybe there is something to it after all...

iPimp

iPimp
You think Apple's got a lock on all the cool ideas? No way, dog. Think purple. Get an iPimp tee.

Wiikid

Wiikid
Got a Wii? Got a kid? Then you have a wiikid. He or she might be wicked too. Or just "wic-ked!" Whatever. The shirt's cool. Buy several.


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