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Here you will find a variety of shirts and products with phrases and graphics to suit a wide range of tastes... some good, some not so much. Enjoy!

Who ties your shoelaces

Masses into Asses

Operate Daddy

Operate Daddy
Operate Daddy

Crazy Nanna

Crazy Nanna
Crazy Nanna

Rock is Dead

Rock is Dead
Rock is dead!

Meddle with Cats

Meddle with Cats
Do not meddle with cats!

F-it

F-it
Just F-it

Knit On

Knit On
Keep Calm and Knit On... the world doesn't need another "Keep Calm" design, but maybe the knitters do...

Bleeding Mascot

Bleeding Mascot
"I am my own mascot" means that no matter what, YOU are your own cheering section, that YOU are the one who never stops, never gives up, and never lets the hope of victory fade. Be your own mascot!

What Would Verne Do?

What Would Verne Do?
Jules Verne, arguably one of the founders of modern science fiction, had a lot to say about a lot of things. When in a wacky situation, just think: what would Verne do?

Rising Horse Mountain

Rising Horse Mountain
Another simple design... yes, I forced myself to stay with only two elements, the horse and the mountain... and wow... it works!

Dead Tree Moon

Dead Tree Moon
Well, there's a dead tree and a moon in the design... and there used to have some poetry, but I took it out... yup - a really simple design, but it works.

What Would Poe Do?

What Would Poe Do?
NEW! Revised for 2011!! Edgar Allen Poe was one of the world's great writers of macabre mystery fiction. When there is a deep, dark problem, just think: What Would Poe Do?

WWSD

WWSD
What Would Shakespeare Do? A little tribute to our old' buddy Bill, who wrote so many wonderful plays. NEW! Updated for 2011!

What Would Pharaoh Do?

What Would Pharaoh Do?
This ancient question resurfaces in today's spiritually chaotic world. The wisdom of ancient Egypt holds the keys to solving today's problems... if you think like ruler, not a slave.

Ain't No Hillbilly

Ain't No Hillbilly
Everything is politically correct these days, so why should the mountain folk, the hillbillies, be left out? From now on, they are known as Appalachian-Americans!

Stupid Questions Stupid People

Stupid Questions Stupid People
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Think about it - it's pretty much the way it is. If the people weren't stupid, they wouldn't ask stupid questions, would they?

Joking Face

Joking Face
Sometimes, all it takes is one line to spark an idea... so it was in this case...

Opinions vs Facts

Opinions vs Facts
Opinions vs facts. Politics vs people. Religion vs reason. Left vs right. Call it what you will, the debate will rage on... probably forever...

Fabulous

Fabulous
Let's talk about how FABULOUS you think I am... and so begins the dating and mating dance. Well, this design merely states the obvious and gets the ball rolling quickly.

SI Brain Damage

SI Brain Damage
Castle is one of those shows that has some great lines from time to time, and this one about brain damage is definitely a great one!

Art is not a thing

Art is not a thing
Art is not a thing. It is a way. As noted by artist Elbert Hubbard. Quite profound when you think about it... kinda explains why artists starve for their craft.

Child Opinions

Child Opinions
Parents! Protect yourself from free speech! Make your kids wear this message: The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents!

Just Leave Me Alone

Just Leave Me Alone
A little Zen Buddhism goes a long way. Some lead, some follow, some get out of the way... then there are the others who make it known that leaving them alone is the best idea of all.

Subconscious

Subconscious
What part of my subconscious do you come from? A very good question to ask, especially when you see pink elephants driving cars in your neighborhood.

Growing Old and Wise

Growing Old and Wise
They say there is no such thing as adult, just older children... this axiom follows that line of thought perfectly: You can't stay young forever... but you can be immature for the rest of your life!

I Hate You

I Hate You
Someone you just don't like? It happens. Sometimes if can be explained... other times, not so much. Show your preference for personal questions with these awesome products!

Pre-stained Shirt

Pre-stained Shirt
The perfect shirt for the perfect slob! Pre-stained for his or her convenience, with a variety of common, hard to get rid of stains. When something new is added, no-one will notice!

Out of Stock

Out of Stock
Temporarily out of stock. It can happen at the stores. It can happen to your brain. A Brain Fart some called it... a moment of mindlessness. The lights are on but no-one's home.... etc.

Free Take One

Free Take One
Free, Take One. These three words appear everywhere... people are always trying to give something away. Once you're hooked, you're a customer for life...

Eat Well Stay Fit

Eat Well Stay Fit
Eat well, stay fit, and... die anyway. Sucks, don't it? However, it keeps things in perspective and prevents folk from going too nuts with the jogging...

Nicer-Smarter

Nicer-Smarter
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter: that could be a tough request for some folk. Of course, that's the idea.......

Evil Half in charge

Evil Half in charge
Your evil half. The dark side. The fun side of your personality that takes things one step too far once in a while... It's a problem sometimes, but you'd miss it, if it weren't around!

Mostly Single

Mostly Single
Mostly Single. Meaning "sorta taken but not" or maybe "interested in someone else, but still open to adventures" or even "alone as I wanna be". Whatever. The world is your oyster - go find a pearl.

Reality Connection Check

Reality Connection Check
Connections between realities are thin at best, especially between people. And those that are similar? Probably just coincidence.

What Your Problem is...

What Your Problem is...
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce!" This design is not intended to poke fun at those with serious mental conflict; it's just for regular folk with everyday issues!

Quiet (voices)

Quiet (voices)
Quiet! I can't hear the voices in my head! Not everyone needs to say this out loud, but there are times when the world needs to go away, just for a moment...!

Agent of Satan

Agent of Satan
With a wink and a nod to the fires down below, this design is perfect for those who make life hell for others. But remember: just claiming to be an agent of darkness does not give one super-powers!

US Gas Coupon

US Gas Coupon
Gas prices are going up, no doubt about it. Five bucks used to fill the take. Nowadays, you're lucky to get a gallon. The five dollar bill is merely a gas coupon.

Freshly Baked

Freshly Baked
Freshly Baked. Could apply to pies, cookies, and other bakery items... or it could apply to something else entirely! It could even apply to YOU!

I See Stupid People

I See Stupid People
I see stupid people... everywhere. Well, so does everybody else. With names like George, Paris, Britney and Lindsay in the news all the time, what do you expect!

Don't be stupid

Don't be stupid
Don't be stupid! We have politicians for that! No need to be dumb when a senator can do it for you! Who needs a local moron when you can have a national president! Be smart - don't go into politics!

Looking for the Village Idiot

Looking for the Village Idiot
Ever run into a village idiot on a night out? Wish he'd just go away? Gently remind him of how much his village misses him, and maybe he'll get the message and leave you alone.

Nothing Endures But Change

Nothing Endures But Change
Nothing endures but change... an ancient, well respected axiom... properly co-opted for the moocher in your life!


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