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These designs are great for that night out to the bar when you don't care who you run into or what they think! Created to insult, offend, annoy, or express just how you feel when you're in a bad mood, these fine shirts and products are best worn when you just don't give a shit!

Sac Up or Pack Up

Sac Up or Pack Up
The title says it all: when the going gets tough, the tough get going... it's time to put up or shut up... etc.

Ducking Around

Ducking Around
Ducks put up with a lot of crap, in cartoons and in real life, yet they still can be cute, funny, and whimsical creatures that have a lot of charm. Makes it cooler when jokes like "duck off" are made.

Read My Finger

Read My Finger
Ahh, the timeless middle finger gesture... This classic insult always improves with age and frequent use! Just make sure the recipient gets the message!

What makes you fuck off?

What makes you fuck off?
This classic line is an homage to the modern idea that when a monster comes along, it helps to see the movie about it so you know how to kill it.

Pirate Humour

Pirate Humour
Pirates. The scourge of the seven seas. The plunderers of the box office. And always good for a salacious line or two.


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