If ya can get the missus into one of these more power to ya! Hey Marty, it also might fit potential "mascots"... ;-P
Our women’s thong panties will make her feel a little more naughty than nice in the most discreet, one-of-a-kind way. Made of super-soft 100% combed ringspun cotton, she’ll enjoy minimal coverage and maximum comfort for a fun and flirty feel.
Soviet Steeds Whoo-Hoo Hubba Hubba "Classic" Thong