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11 oz Ceramic Mug

T-Shirt

Throw Pillow

Keepsake Box

Apron

Beach Towel

Wall Clocks

Laundry Bag

Potholder

Women's Nightshirt

Rectangle Magnet

Sweatshirt

Shower Curtain

Tile Coaster

Large Serving Tray

Tote Bag

Not Built For Speed

Customs
Customs

Older than hell

Older than hell
Older than hell

Thin alt

Thin alt
Thin is overrated

Her Royal Hi De Highness

Her Royal Hi De Highness
Her Royal Hi De Highness

Women’s rights

Women’s rights
I believe in women’s rights, for we women have been “left” too often.

My face is my fortune

My face is my fortune
My face is my fortune… and let me tell you, it runs into a pretty big figure.

A woman’s age

A woman’s age
A woman’s age is her own business. But in my case, I’m almost out of business.

Red Hot Mamas

Red Hot Mamas
Red Hot Mamas never die ... they just go up in smoke.

Diet

Diet
The only thing I haven't tried is a diet.

Two husbands

Two husbands
I'd rather have two husbands at 30 then one at 60.

Rich is better

Rich is better
I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better!

Wolf at the door

Wolf at the door
When I hear the wolf at the door, I get up and let him in.

Thin is overrated

Thin is overrated
Thin is overrated

When I kiss 'em

When I kiss 'em
When I kiss 'em, they stay kissed.

Boyfriend

Boyfriend
My boyfriend has the biggest dinghy in the navy.

Fit as a bass fiddle

Fit as a bass fiddle
I'm as fit as a bass fiddle and about the same shape.

Thin girls

Thin girls
In my opinion thing girls are "Slats"

Laugh

Laugh
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Weep and you sleep alone.

Not built for speed

Not built for speed
I may not be built for speed, but I’ll get you where you want to go.

Older than hell

Older than hell
Just look at me! Older than hell but I never felt better.


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