You think dealing with a Middle Child is difficult?
Try shopping for one!
Here's where you'll find something to satisfy even the hardest to please Middle Child.
(ALL ROYALTIES FROM SALES OF ITEMS WILL BE DONATED TO U.N.I.C.E.F.)

Save the Middle Child! Merchandise

Save the Middle Child! Merchandise
As families get smaller, Middle Children are on the verge of extinction! Don't go down without a fight. Share our plight with the world, one tee at a time.ENDANGERED SPECIES emblazoned on the back.

Mid Kid Flag & Pledge Merchandise

Mid Kid Flag & Pledge Merchandise
Show your Mid Kid Pride with merchandise emblazoned with the Middle Child flag and motto (Attentionem Ante Omnia --Attention Above All!)on the front, and the Mid Kid pledge on the back.

Occupy Mid Kid's Day Merchandise

Occupy Mid Kid's Day Merchandise
Let's move Middle Child's Day from August 12 to a day that makes more sense, like July 2 -- the Smack Dab middle of the year! Join the movement!!

"New" Hand-Me-Down Merchandise
Tired of wearing clothes that have been worn before? Choose from the world's largest collection of never-before-worn hand-me-down apparel!

"International Middle Child Union" Merchandise
Middle Children have to stick together! Show your solidarity with official merchandise from the world's largest seller of I.M.C.U items. (Okay, we're the only seller, but that's not the point!)

"Middle Child Party Logo" Merchandise
Middle Children know how to negotiate. That's why politicians have to stop acting like children, and start acting like Middle Children! The ONLY place to get official Middle Child Party merchandise.

"Mid Kid Eyechart" Merchandise
It's true: Middle Children really do have a different way of seeing things!

"Middle Child Syndrome Meter" Merchandise
Let the world know when your Middle Child Syndrome is running high. Of course, if you're a Middle Child, you know that's EVERY day!

"The Cure for Middle Child Syndrome" Merchandise
If you're looking for something to help ease the pain of Middle Child Syndrome, we've got just what the Doctor ordered!


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