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SimonSez Designs
IN, USA
Member Since: 2005

Pick up something nice for yourself today...because, dang it, you deserve it!

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Welcome to SimonSez's collection of Military Themed gifts, shirts and apparel. Great way to show your favorite soldier just how proud you are of their commitment and service to our country. Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines. Friends, family and loved ones of soldiers can all find a unique way to share their pride.

Gifts for Army Family and Loved Ones

Gifts for Army Family and Loved Ones
Check out our collection of shirts, gifts and apparel for Army family members and loved ones. Show your grunt or dogface just how proud you are of the work that they do protecting our country.

Gifts for Air Force Family & Loved Ones

Gifts for Air Force Family & Loved Ones
Check out our collection of shirts, gifts and apparel for Air Force family members and loved ones. Show your Airman or flyboy just how proud you are of the work that they do protecting our country.

Gifts for Marine Family and Loved Ones

Gifts for Marine Family and Loved Ones
Check out our collection of shirts, gifts and apparel for Marine family members and loved ones. Show your devil dog or jarhead just how proud you are of the work that they do protecting our country.

Gifts for Navy Family and Loved Ones

Gifts for Navy Family and Loved Ones
Check out our collection of shirts, gifts and apparel for Navy family members and loved ones. Show your seaman just how proud you are of the work that they do.

...Sleep With a Soldier

...Sleep With a Soldier
Everyone knows that soldiers make great lovers. You're sure to wake up with a smile on your face when your sleep with a military man. Wake Up Happy, Sleep With a Soldier.

Save Horse, Ride Soldier

Save Horse, Ride Soldier
Give that poor horse a rest and ride your favorite Soldier! Great gift for your favorite military wife or girlfriend. Save a Horse, Ride a Soldier.

Soldiers Make Great Lovers

Soldiers Make Great Lovers
Soldiers help protect everything we hold dear...and they're great in the sack! Show your love for our troops with some awesome gifts and apparel. Do it for your country! Soldiers Make Great Lovers.


Welcome to SimonSez Designs, your source for fresh new t-shirts and apparel. Don't get caught wearing the same old worn-out styles. Whether you're looking for something funny, clever, witty or just plain unique, we've got you covered. Happy Shopping!

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