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Cancer Can Kiss My Ass

Cancer Can Kiss My Ass
Yep, that's right. You've had enough of Mr. Cancer and you know exactly what he can do. A collection of 'Cancer Can Kiss My Ass' apparel in a variety of colors can be found here.

F*CK CANCER

F*CK CANCER
A collection of this popular 'F*CK CANCER' design in a variety of colors.

Cancer Scoreboard

Cancer Scoreboard
Click here for a collection of 'Cancer Scoreboard' apparel. Whether you're a cancer survivor or someone you know (mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, brother or sister), we've got you covered.

Cancer Is Not Contagious, But Laughter Is

Cancer Is Not Contagious, But Laughter Is
Show the world that cancer cannot stop you from laughing. Be the inspiration.

Hey Cancer...Go Fuck Yourself

Hey Cancer...Go Fuck Yourself
Tell everyone how you really feel about cancer. Hey Cancer,..Go Fuck Yourself. Great gift for the cancer patient or survivor in your life.

Another Day, Another Chemo Session

Another Day, Another Chemo Session
Add a little levity to your next chemo session with some snazzy 'Another Day, Another Chemo Session' apparel.

I Made Cancer My Jailhouse Bitch

I Made Cancer My Jailhouse Bitch
You've beaten cancer and have the right to talk a little trash. You made cancer your jailhouse bitch. Great gift for your favorite cancer survivor.

Chemo Babe

Chemo Babe
Ain't no way a little chemo is going to get in the way of you being as hot and sexy as you've always been. You're a Chemo Babe.

Cancer Is Not Contagious, But Smiles Are

Cancer Is Not Contagious, But Smiles Are
Spread your infectious grin to all those around you. Cancer cannot take away your sense of humor, nor your ability to smile. Cancer is not contagious, but smiles are.

I Beat Cancer Like A Red-Headed Stepchild

I Beat Cancer Like A Red-Headed Stepchild
You've beaten cancer and have the right to talk a little trash. You beat cancer like a red-headed stepchild. Great gift for your favorite cancer survivor. Note: we don't condone beating children...

I Beat Cancer Like It Owed Me Money

I Beat Cancer Like It Owed Me Money
You've beaten cancer and have the right to talk a little trash. You beat cancer like a punk who owed you money. Great gift for your favorite cancer survivor.

Guys Dig Cancer Survivors

Guys Dig Cancer Survivors
If you're a guy who likes strong women, then cancer survivors were made for you. Nothing could be stronger than a chick who's beaten up cancer. Guys dig cancer survivors.

Cancer Is Not Contagious, But My Spirit Is

Cancer Is Not Contagious, But My Spirit Is
Share your infectious spirit and positive energy with those around you. Cancer is not contagious, but my spirit is.

I Have Cancer, Not Cooties

I Have Cancer, Not Cooties
Help educate the uninformed about what cancer is, and more importantly, what it is not (like contagious). I have cancer, not cooties.

Chemo Princess

Chemo Princess
Just because you've got cancer and need to go through chemo doesn't mean that you've got to give up your status as a princess. You're now the Chemo Princess.

Laughter Cure Cancer

Laughter Cure Cancer
Laughter Cures Cancer. (Plus, it's a whole lot easier than chemo.) They've always said it was the best medicine.

No More Chemo

No More Chemo
Chemo? No thanks. I've had enough for this lifetime. Celebrate the end of your chemo with some awesome new apparel.

Hey Cancer...Blow Me

Hey Cancer...Blow Me"
Tell everyone how you really feel about cancer. Hey Cancer,..Blow Me. Great gift for the cancer patient or survivor in your life.

Chicks Dig Cancer Surviviors

Chicks Dig Cancer Surviviors
There's something about a man who's fought the ultimate battle and come out on top that women find absolutely irresistible. Chicks dig cancer survivors.

Cure Cancer Now. Liberate Iraq Later.

Cure Cancer Now. Liberate Iraq Later.
Obviously, our priorities have been misplaced when we're spending Billions of dollars on Iraq and mere millions on the search for a cancer cure.

Chemo Soldier

Chemo Soldier
You're a fighter, a warrior and a soldier when it comes to battling your cancer and chemotherapy. Wear your Chemo Soldier gear proudly.

Chemo Kid

Chemo Kid
Show your little chemo patient just how proud you are of their strength and determination with this awesome 'Chemo Kid' apparel.

Chemo Chick

Chemo Chick
Not even a little chemo can get you down. You're a Chemo Chick. Show your sense of humor and fighting spirit with some awesome new apparel today!

Chemo Warrior

Chemo Warrior
You're a hardened warrior when it comes to fighting the battle that is chemotherapy. Wear your 'Chemo Warrior' gear proudly.

Dr. McChemo

Dr. McChemo
It's like Dr. McDreamy, only this doc will help cure your cancer (as opposed to your loneliness.) Awesome shirt for your oncologist.

Phu Kanser

Phu Kanser
It gets the message across in a slightly more subtle way than the traditional 'F*ck Cancer' shirt.


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