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SimonSez Designs
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Member Since: 2005

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Gray Bar Illusion

Gray Bar Illusion
Take a closer look at the gray bar...it's the same shade all the way across. The gradient in the background makes it appear to get darker as you move left, but in reality, there's no change.

Count the Black Dots

Count the Black Dots
Go ahead and try to count the black dots at the intersections...as soon as you look at one, it disappears and all the surrounding ones pop into existence.

3 bars or 4?

3 bars or 4?
Another excellent illusion, another paradoxical image...drive others crazy as they try to figure out just what's going on with this one.

Impossible Triangle

Impossible Triangle
Let your eyes wonder around the triangle a few times and you'll soon realize that this shape is simply NOT possible in 3 dimensions. Awesome visual paradox.

Illusion#2

Illusion#2
Try to figure out if the lines are straight or if they bend...hint: they're really straight, no matter how hard your eyes will try to convince you otherwise.

Illusion #1

Illusion #1
Stare at this for a while and try not to go crazy as the pattern begins to pulse.

3 bars or 2?

3 bars or 2?
A classic mind-bending illusion sure to keep people staring at your chest amazed for hours.

Woman or Man Playing Sax?

Woman or Man Playing Sax?
Well, which one is it? Or maybe it's both at the same time...people are sure to give you a double take when you wear this sweet shirt.


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