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A big selection of Black T-shirts that are sure to get you noticed. Funny slogan t-shits that are rude, crude, and downright lewd. A big selection of Black T-shirts. Tastleless humor, clever slogans, and other great one-liners. Perfect for a fun night on the town or a side-splitting gag gift!

Fuck on the First Date

Fuck on the First Date
Why beat around the bush? Make your dishonorable intentions known with this black "I Fuck on the First Date" shirt.

Adult Child of an Asshole

Adult Child of an Asshole
This black "Adult Child of an Asshole" T-Shirt is perfect for adult children of alcoholics as well as those who grew up with a parent who was just naturally mean.

Rich Man with Big Feet

Rich Man with Big Feet
A great T-shirt for a woman who knows what she wants in a man - lots of money and a big... shoe size.


This black "alcoholic" T-shirt is as at home at the bar as it is in a 12-step meeting. Proclaim your love of booze to the world with this sexy tee.

Bad Mouth - Wonderful Things

Bad Mouth - Wonderful Things
"I May Have a Bad Mouth ...But I can do Wonderful Things With It!" Black T-shirt. Sure to get you lots of laughs and probably a few new friends.

body by BEER

body by BEER
Black "Body by Beer" T-shirt. Love your beer belly as much as you love your beer - after all, it's a symbol of your refined taste in beverages!


Only wearing black until they make something darke

Buck Fuddy

No outfit is complete without cat fur



duck my sick

fuck you

hang out with your wang out

A Hard Man is Good to Find

Don't I know you from MySpace?

Love Machine

myspace ho

Doesn't Play Well With Others

You say Psycho like it's a bad thing

Rehab is for Quitters

Rock Out With Your Cock Out

I Hear Voices

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