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Heya! Nipper welcomes you the Sagging Squirrel. Fine retailers of adult, kids and infant apparel and accessories with a sarcastic, funny and sometimes sexy twist.

PWND

I Want My Numbers

I Heart Numbers

Numbers Code

Bring Back The Numbers

Fish are for fools!

Bumping Fuzzies

Your Tribal Tattoo

Your Tribal Tattoo
Whats worse than a tribal tattoo? Not having this design to speak your mind.

About my cock...

About my cock...
COCK-a-doodle dooo!

Got Filipino?

Got Filipino?
I really don't know what this about...

Don't be sexist...

Don't be sexist...
We all have an inner feminist trapped inside us...

Pork is Good

Pork is Good
Whats better than eating bacon? Making bacon!

Farmers like to fork

Recycle your pets.

Recycle your pets.
What do you do with your pets when you get tired of them...recycle!

Tig ol' Bitties

Tig ol' Bitties
Not that people don't already notice, but tell 'em again with this design.

Daddy Loves Scotch...

Daddy Loves Scotch...
Bourbon 'schmourbon...real men drink scotch!

Don't be a prick.

Don't be a prick.
The original prick of them all...the cactus.

I'm a Bitch!

Tug On My Labia

Horny Unicorny

Horny Unicorny
You'll love this stud of a stallion. Ride on!

Japanese Maples

I Shit My Pants

I Shit My Pants
Feel free to shit your pants and look good doing it. We all have our weaknesses.

I'm a Prick

I'm a Prick
Are you a prick? You could be with this design.

Swinger

Swinger
Which kind of a swinger are you? Just wipe down the equipment when you're done, ok?

You Want Dirty?

You Want Dirty?
Stuff to make excuses for the terrible state you keep your car in. And it's probably true - if you could find a girl as raunchy as that wreck you're driving, you'd never leave the house.

Rollin' In My '64

Rollin' In My '64
You got sheeeet to do, Nipper knows. Even if you don't have that shiny '64 Impala, you know that Route 64 bus always takes care of you. You can still say you're "Rollin' In My '64."

Bob the Knob

Bob the Knob
That's an order!

Suicide is Killer!

Suicide is Killer!
Nipper would never make light of mental illness. But get it - suicide *is* killer! < snicker >

Nut for Your Beaver

Nut for Your Beaver
This cute fella is always ready with a nut for the right beaver - just like you!

Not Real Boobs

Not Real Boobs
No, they're not real, and guess what? Guys don't really give a shit! Boobs are boobs. Shake what your credit card gave you - you're not fooling anyone, so why try?!

Ride A Pussy

Ride A Pussy
Dudes.
That "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" thing is so old. Sagging Squirrel is starting a movement for all the pussys that were abandoned. No Pussy Left Behind.

High Class Hooker

High Class Hooker
Fifty dollars to make him holler? You get paid to do the wild thing.

Cunt

Cunt
Is cunt still a bad word? Should Nipper use "pussy" or "vagina" or even "snatch"?

Salad Tosser

Salad Tosser
Nipper cares not if you are a Salad Tosser or are looking for someone to Toss Your Salad. Spread the Salad Tossing word (and pass the Italian while you're at it - Nipper likes the accent).

Pecker

Pecker
Nipper loves to go pecker watching.

Trained Seal

Trained Seal
Do you have a trained seal? Would you like one?

Featuring CHILDREN's products as well.

Crabs

Crabs
Who's got crabs? What a tasty treat!

Born Again Virgin

Born Again Virgin
Wanna forget that one-nighter with the freak who had all those skin tags? Try on a fresh "Born Again Virgin" tee. It's never too late to start over. Not like it'll last, but it's sweet that you try.

They Make Me...

They Make Me...
CHILDREN's GEAR! Even pre-verbals have a voice (other than that brain-curdling screech) with Sagging Squirrel's line of "They Make Me..." toddler and baby tees, onesies and bibs.

Girls Love Meat

Girls Love Meat
Vegetarian girls love meat. Even some guys love meat. Tell the world about your passion for meat. Have no shame. It's not like you have any when you're on your knees.

That's Hot

That's Hot
It's on TV, the radio... It might have made it all the way to Paris. "That's Hot" is the new "Cool."
Ride Someone's Mom Bumper Sticker
Ride Someone's Mom Bumper Sticker
$4.49
Slobbering America Bumper Sticker
Slobbering America Bumper Sticker
$4.49


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