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Fun SizeHow else could you describe some of your friends? |
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Anal-RetentiveAnd that does have a hyphen, it's 144 point Arial Black, Pantone 287, with a 135°, 5-pixel offset, 30% opacity drop-shadow... |
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Sarcasmo!Making the World safe for sarcasm...Sarcasmo! |
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The ManJust because you're THE MAN doesn't make you evil...there are dozens of decent straight white males out there. |
CarnivoreIf you make friends with vegetarians, when you go out there's more for you... |
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A.D.D. GirlIt's more common in boys, but more "special" in girls |
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Do you have hemorrhoids?(Or are you a perfect asshole?)
For when you're feeling a bit rude. Or know you're going to have to deal with that one person... |
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MassageSlut"I like it really, really hard" and other sayings... |
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Maybe It's YouHere's a thought -- maybe it's not your boss, your girlfriend, or your kids who are the source of all your problems... |
I Love Children(A nice butter sauce, a little garlic, 350F, 15 to 20 minutes/pound...) |
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Nice TruckYou have to wonder what some these guys are compensating for... |
Nice CarSometimes it just has to be said. |
Air RascalWhat the hell is an Air Rascal? And how do I get one? |
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