Rejected RealiTees 

What is salmagundi? It's a hodge podge, a grab bag, an odd mix of whatever. And at Rejected Reality, it's unique, thought provoking, or just plain funny!

Jeanne d'Arc

Jeanne d'Arc
Joan of Arc, a young woman with strong beliefs who became not only a legend, but a saint. Let this image of her kneeling in prayer before battle inspire you and those around you.

Real Pirates

Real Pirates
Love pirates? The real kind, like Blackbeard, Calico Jack, and Captain Bellamy? Remind people what real pirates were like with our Real Pirates designs.

Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down

Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down
Happy? Sad? In the mood? Not? Let 'em know in a glance with tees, boxers, and more featuring our thumbs up or thumbs down designs!

Bitch on TV

Bitch on TV
Just because you can get tough sometimes doesn't mean you're a bitch -- just that you can be one when you have to!

A Skeleton Walks into A Bar

A Skeleton Walks into A Bar
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop. Add a little humor to your wardrobe and decor with items featuring this great joke.

Poseable Aspirin

Poseable Aspirin
Shoulders and hands cramped from hunching over the mouse and keyboard working on your latest graphic masterpiece? Then get Poseable Aspirin merchandise!

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