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These shirts are great to wear when out drinking with your friends. If you are not the dedicated driver tonight, then you must be the designated drunk. There's one in every group of partiers. Wear one of these shirts and proclaim your love and dedication to a safe night out, and let somebody else drive. Great for college kids, frat boys, party girls, or any adult with an attitude about drinking. Whether you're a good girl, a party girl, or a slutty girl, a good boy, a party boy, or a bad boy. Wear the shirt that shows you are not the one who had to make the sacrifice tonight as designated driver. You're the designated drunk! Maybe next time you'll be the designated driver, but tonight you get to drink. The party girls and the drunks you hang out with will thank you for not driving.
Designated Drunk Ash Grey T-Shirt
Designated Drunk Ash Grey T-Shirt
$24.99
Designated Drunk Fitted T-Shirt
Designated Drunk Fitted T-Shirt
$26.99
Designated Drunk Golf Shirt
Designated Drunk Golf Shirt
$27.99
Designated Drunk Green T-Shirt
Designated Drunk Green T-Shirt
$24.99
Designated Drunk Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Designated Drunk Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$23.99
Designated Drunk Ringer T
Designated Drunk Ringer T
$24.99
Designated Drunk Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
Designated Drunk Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
$27.99
Designated Drunk White T-Shirt
Designated Drunk White T-Shirt
$24.99
Designated Drunk Women's Pink T-Shirt
Designated Drunk Women's Pink T-Shirt
$25.99
Designated Drunk Women's T-Shirt
Designated Drunk Women's T-Shirt
$25.99
Designated Drunk Women's Tank Top
Designated Drunk Women's Tank Top
$24.99
Designated Drunk Yellow T-Shirt
Designated Drunk Yellow T-Shirt
$24.99
Designated Drunk Baseball Jersey
Designated Drunk Baseball Jersey
$26.99
Designated Drunk Hooded Sweatshirt
Designated Drunk Hooded Sweatshirt
$44.99
Designated Drunk Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Designated Drunk Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$28.99
Designated Drunk Sweatshirt
Designated Drunk Sweatshirt
$38.99
Designated Drunk Trucker Hat
Designated Drunk Trucker Hat
$16.99



 
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