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These shirts are great to wear when out drinking with your friends. If you are not the dedicated driver tonight, then you must be the designated drinker. Wear one of these shirts and proclaim your love and dedication to a safe night out, and let somebody else drive. Great for college kids, frat boys, party girls, or any adult with an attitude about drinking. Whether you're a good girl, a party girl, or a slutty girl, a good boy, a party boy, or a bad boy. Wear the shirt that shows you are not the one who had to make the sacrifice tonight as designated driver. You're the designated drinker! Maybe next time you'll be the designated driver, but tonight you get to drink. The party girls and drunks you hang out with will thank you for not driving.
Designated Drinker Ash Grey T-Shirt
Designated Drinker Ash Grey T-Shirt
$24.99
Designated Drinker Fitted T-Shirt
Designated Drinker Fitted T-Shirt
$26.99
Designated Drinker Golf Shirt
Designated Drinker Golf Shirt
$27.99
Designated Drinker Green T-Shirt
Designated Drinker Green T-Shirt
$24.99
Designated Drinker Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Designated Drinker Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$23.99
Designated Drinker Ringer T
Designated Drinker Ringer T
$24.99
Designated Drinker Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
Designated Drinker Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
$27.99
Designated Drinker White T-Shirt
Designated Drinker White T-Shirt
$24.99
Designated Drinker Women's Pink T-Shirt
Designated Drinker Women's Pink T-Shirt
$25.99
Designated Drinker Women's T-Shirt
Designated Drinker Women's T-Shirt
$25.99
Designated Drinker Women's Tank Top
Designated Drinker Women's Tank Top
$24.99
Designated Drinker Yellow T-Shirt
Designated Drinker Yellow T-Shirt
$24.99
Designated Drinker Baseball Jersey
Designated Drinker Baseball Jersey
$26.99
Designated Drinker Hooded Sweatshirt
Designated Drinker Hooded Sweatshirt
$44.99
Designated Drinker Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Designated Drinker Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$28.99
Designated Drinker Sweatshirt
Designated Drinker Sweatshirt
$38.99
Designated Drinker Trucker Hat
Designated Drinker Trucker Hat
$16.99



 
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