Red Tengu Shop > Spammers and TeleMarketers > Castrate Spammers!
Spammers are the lowest scum of the earth. Everybody hates spam email, and that means hating spammers. There needs to be a strong punishment for spamming, and this is it. Castrate a spammer with a chainsaw.
Of course a chainsaw might not provide a clean surgical cut. But that's the idea. Spammers deserve to be castrated with a chainsaw.